|Eddie Valient, PI
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:06 am
As this bait has begun to bore me, I decided to see if I could spark a reaction by having some fun with this lotto lad. I just wish he would settle on a name for his character! The approach was bog-standard:
Mr [email protected] H0u
Attention:Winner Your email address won you the lottery in the first winning ...
Your email address won you the lottery in the first winning category because the draw was a free ticket online email address sweeptakes and your email address won you the lottery in the category A which gets you entitled to claim the sum of $4.1m.
And Yes your email address was selected among the the first category winners and that left you as a winner of the uk lottery online draws and sweeptakes programme.
The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,740 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a data base of over 1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.
To finally ascertain you as a rightful receiver of the winning cheque, you will have to send us the following: Your name, country, address, amount won, lucky numbers, date and venue of draw, contact tel and mobile numbers, age, sex, occupation and job title.
Mr. [email protected] C0ker
No problem there, [email protected]/[email protected], here ya go!
|Mr. [email protected] N. F.urter to [email protected]_h0u2
Here you go, sweeties. When di I get the money?
Your name: [email protected] N. F.urter
Address: 3601 S. Br0ad Street, Philadelphia, PA, 19148
Amount won: $4,100,000
Lucky numbers: No idea, you never told me.
Date and venue of draw: Never on a first date!
Mobile numbers: 206-33X-5XX5
Sex: Often, if you're big enough!
Job title: Fluff Artist
If you think he paid any attention whatsoever to my jokes and double entendres, please go and sign up for a mentor right away. By the way, he goes back to J0nathan in his reply (truncated to save space):
|Attention:Frank N. Furter
Thanks for your mail and the claims information which made verifications stress free for our machinery.who has investigated on your information and authenticate you the bonafide owner of the EMAIL and the information provided. The Uk lottery was conducted in THAILAND by the Uk Lottery Organization.Our duties include to verify, investigate and deliver winners payment cheque to them.Which we have done and confirm you the bonafide receiver of the $4.1m winnings.
Now choose a claims Option for receiving your won US$4,100,000....
Note that mail or post cannot be used for OPTION B and C. The reason why you are expected to choose a claims option and make payment for it is because the UK Lottery Organization did not cover the claims expenses of all first category winners of US$4,100,000 and also we do not execute winner payment without firstly receiving the claims option payment.
Lastly, deduction from the US$4,100,000 was made completely impossible by the UK Lottery Organization to avoid misappropriation of winner funds so nothing can be removed from the fund until it gets to you and you start spending it in the manner that pleases you. With this no payment for any option that you choose can be deducted from the US$4,100,000.
I have just told you what needs to be done. Now I will await your response and know the option which you are more comfortable with and also let me know when you will be making payment for it so as to enable me inform you on how to do so.
Mr. [email protected] H0u
As I said, boring as dry toast. So once again I throw out some broad hints that Frank's toast is buttered on the other side...
|[email protected] N. F.urter to j0nathan_h0u2
Ohh, this is sooo exciting! I won't be rich until after I get the money, so I'll take option "C" please. You already have my address. I'll be here for a few days instead of at my boyfriend's apartment so I can receive the check. Besides, I KNOW what we'll be doing; nothing turns him on as much as money, Streisand or me in drag!
The reply is the inevitable WU payment demand, which Frankie will quickly take care of, with one minor error. Instead of sending the MCTN, he'll goof and send some softcore gay pornography pixs instead With any luck, there'll be some hate mail in it for me!
I AM GIVING ASSURANCE AS SOON YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS AND THE FUNDS WHICH YOU WILL BE RECEIVE IS 100% RICK FREE AND WILL NOT OCCURE ANY PROBLEMS - [email protected] B0sman (Lord knows I don't need any more Rick's in my life!)