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blueberry_danish
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 15
Location: A dane in Australia.
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:54 am |
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I'm on my first ever bait after spending a while reading these forums  It's good fun!
My character has agreed to help some aspiring rap artist in his efforts to get a recording contract he's been offered in my 'state of residence.' Since my character is in Copenhagen, it's quite inspiring that some random recording studio in "Demark" (sic) has offered a Nigerian rap artist a contract. I'm sure there's a market for it somewhere...?
Anyway, he's started calling me 'ma' and, worse, 'mummy.'
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| Dear Mummy A5tr1d 0l5en Ma |
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| you are now my mother, ma. |
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| i will do every thing you ask son to do for you, ma i promise i will never fail you. |
Twenty-one years old with a twenty-four year old son. I'm sure this is some kind of medical first...! |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:21 am |
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Aw, that's sooo cuuuteee xD
So now that you're his mother, you can slap him pretty hard!!! In fact, you must ground him for something, hehe... |
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duckquack
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Sep 2007
Posts: 131
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:32 am |
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Don't acknowledge him!
He'll hit you up for 16 years back allowance (pocket money) if you do! |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:59 am |
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Kid Creole & The Coconuts
See if I was in your blood
Then you wouldn't be so ugly
Tell him straight |
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FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:19 am |
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As I got called Mum too.
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Dear Mum,
Please permit me if I address you as mum in this mail cause you are a mum indeed to me. However, thanks for your mail and the kind interest, attention and Godly intention in stretching forth your two arms towards rescueing me out of this ugly situation that had befallen on me so sudden. |
I had to tell him the facts:
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| I am not your "Mum". I'm 23 today (big party tonight with lots of friends). I don't know how old you are but I'm not going to be your "mother figure"! |
[For the full bait see http://www.scamorama.com/eliza_dane_gbenga_williams.html] |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:35 pm |
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One of my lads has been calling me "Mother" for a while now. Since my character is 83 years old and such a sweet, old lady, I let him.
It's gonna suck for him once she turns evil - which will happen as soon as he stops amusing me  |
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