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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:45 pm |
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Just when you think they can't screw up the English language any more than they've already done....
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| LIFE IS TERRIBLE FOR ME NOW I FEEL LIKE GO DICK A HOLE AND SWALLOW MYSELF |
Jesus help us all.  |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:47 pm |
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 priceless!! |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:48 pm |
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That's some great sig material right there! |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:50 pm |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:51 pm |
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~ Slightlyoutofit,
Tell him you know someone who will pay well for pics and video!!!  |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:58 pm |
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This lad is on the edge.
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I swear. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:12 am |
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I needed that laugh. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:32 am |
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HAHAHAHAH Those are great, Slightly. You're right, you couldn't make it up as well if you tried. |
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Eddie Valient, PI
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 27
Location: Toontown
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:29 am |
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| LIFE IS TERRIBLE FOR ME NOW I FEEL LIKE GO DICK A HOLE AND SWALLOW MYSELF |
Robin Williams on a serious coke binge couldn't have come up with a funnier line!. 
BTW, SOOI, you forgot to put the coffee/keyboard warning up first. Should I bill you, or will you be using WU? |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:36 pm |
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What on earth did you do to this lad, to cause him so much despair?
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:55 am |
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| LIFE IS TERRIBLE FOR ME NOW I FEEL LIKE GO DICK A HOLE AND SWALLOW MYSELF |
I'm getting some very disturbing mental images here. |
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