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Strongside
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is hilarious Laughing

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DEAR PROFESSOR,

YOU CAN NOT EVEN WRITE WELL, YOUR NAME IS VERY HARD FOR YOU TO WRITE YOU MURDERER RITUALIST LIKE YOU IS ONLY FUCK..... YOU KNOW IF VENTURE TALK ANY RUBBISH I WILL PERSONALLY INFORM EFCC TO ATTACK THEN YOU WILL TELL THEM WERE YOU GOT THE MONEY FROM.

YOU YORUBA GOAT THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP WHY CANT YOU MAKE MOUTH YOU INGRATE, I DON'T BLAME YOU, YOUR MOTHER IS STILL FEEDING YOU SHE COMPLAIN EVERY DAY OF YOU TRYING TO RAPE HER SHE SAID YOU HAVE BEING SLEEPING WITH YOUR SIBLINGS, YOU HAVE EVEN GOT ONE OF YOUR SISTER PREGNANT YOU HIV POSITIVE.

BASTARD I AM RIGHT AT YOUR BACK WATCHING YOU IF YOU MAKE ANY MOVE I WILL GET YOU ARRESTED, IS ONLY HOMO SEXUAL LIKE YOU CAN ANSWER YOU SIR. YOU THAT STILL WEE IN YOUR PANTS I WILL MAKE IT A HEAD LINE NEW IN THIS DAY NEWS PAPER THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE AND THE KIND OF AMOUNT YOU SAID YOU ARE HAVING IN YOUR RITUALIST ACCOUNT.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP


I love culturally obscure insults...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's quite a greasy soup, I guess, but hardly as insulting as oedepal HIV+ incest! By comparison being a clumsy cook isn't really the stuff of nightmares!

Did you chop his dolla? Good man!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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YORUBA GOAT THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP


Coincidentally I had that for dinner tonight

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He just messed up a soup sandwich. Razz

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Strongside wrote:
This is hilarious Laughing


Let's see just how bad you are...

-You are a murderer and still wee your in your pants

That must be a fun combination. Laughing

-You try to rape your mother every day
-You have been sleeping with your siblings
-You got your sister pregnant

You did or are doing the last three, and you are gay? Shocked

He's a few peanuts shy of a full bag, methinks.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That was fun to read! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Good work. You oughta be right proud. Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What did you do to deserve that tirade? You got him all worked up. Please share!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of these days,you must post a stickie,How to really piss off a lad.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"YOU THAT STILL WEE IN YOUR PANTS"? Laughing Laughing Laughing

Thanks for posting this nimrod's email addy. I may just have to bait him.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very nice rant you provoked from your lad but I don't understand this phrase.
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WHY CANT YOU MAKE MOUTH YOU INGRATE,

Ah, who cares, lets massbait this guy for giggles and grins.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I find it interesting that all their worst insults concern some sort of nasty sexual perversions.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You did or are doing the last three, and you are gay?


Clearly, if he is raping his mother and sisters AND is homo sexual [sic], then he is a girl.

How was the op?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this lad will be added on my list to insult bait Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YOU YORUBA GOAT THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP WHY CANT YOU MAKE MOUTH YOU INGRATE, I DON'T BLAME YOU, YOUR MOTHER IS STILL FEEDING YOU SHE COMPLAIN EVERY DAY OF YOU TRYING TO RAPE HER SHE SAID YOU HAVE BEING SLEEPING WITH YOUR SIBLINGS, YOU HAVE EVEN GOT ONE OF YOUR SISTER PREGNANT YOU HIV POSITIVE.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him he's given you the idea for your next porn movie, The Family That Lays Together Stays Together, and he'll get a mention in the credits...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I received an OIL SOUP insult once in a highly charged rant. It seems to be highly esteemed along with goats in the regional culture.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, I get it. To use an entire bottle of oil for just one pot of soup is quite wasteful. Shame, shame. Also sir, your soup is too oily, and tastes nothing like my mother's soup.

It's a delicate insult, yet cuts to the bone!!! Nice work Strongside, but be careful, this lad may be watching you make that soup...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The scammers get nasty when they realize they have been baited. However, they never stop to think the damage they can potentially cause.

Its like they can't express their anger and they go off at a tangent! HIV, Aids, mother, goats, cooking oil...!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am not 100% certain, but, I think that you just might have upset him...he does seem to be a trifle miffed over something or other doesn't he?! clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This was excellent. Thanks for sharing! Smile

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