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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:10 pm |
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i replied my standard response to an email
Dear brother Richard
thank you for your email. i was in prayer and asked the creator to provide me a soul that is in need of help. like a miracle i open my email and see your request.
Please brother tell me more of how i may help you.
P@stor J1zm
i await the standard scripted reply. and to my surprise i receive this
Dear P@stor J1zm,
Pls.confirm the receipt of this mail,and get back to me.Many thanks to your respond.I am having two things facing me.I cann't remember what i discussed with you.pls.forward it me to enable me discuss further.I don't need to border you much.
I expect to hear from you soonest.
Richard.
i guess he's not the only one who forgot, i don't even remember what his initial request was.
Brother Richard
was it not you requesting help to withdraw funds? if not i apologize that i have bothered you.
P@stor J1zm
what is wrong with the world when scammers can't even remember the scam? |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:19 pm |
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Just send him the same thing from different addy's, just to make sure he keeps being busy Or post it here, I have a few addys for him too then |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:28 pm |
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I had one scam mail that had one line of a Lotto scam followed by a complete NOK scam.
Lads deserve a special fate when they are so incompetent that they have to ask their victim's help to remember what their scam was.
I loved this paragraph from a scam mail in today
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The wife serve me a delicious poisoned rice meal (if he knows that it was delicious he must be dead I guess) last time,but for the Devine mercy the daughter secretly whispered to me not to eat the meal; i wasted the meal to the bin only to find two dead rat on the bin (dead or alive the presence of rats would not be a very encouraging sign) the following morning and that made me to run away immediately. And i don't want to stay long here since i know nobody or much money to pay for hotel bill.Dear, I honourably seek your assistance in the following ways: |
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:54 pm |
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@bill, i'll give him a couple days to see what sort of fun he's looking for, then perhaps post the info for all to enjoy. |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:09 pm |
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If he can't remember which formats he's running, perhaps he can be led off-script easily whilst he struggles to work it out? |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:07 am |
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I recently answered a mail in which the scam was to get money for a little girl who needed a surgery (those bastards) and when the lad got my response, she sent me a new scam about an elderly woman who was going to give all her money to one lucky dude... I was just like... WTF! hehe... |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:10 pm |
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That is just to see if you're a fraudster or baiter, I usually leave those alone until he starts to get nervous, then I (new character) come back from my trip to the inner parts of Brazil and answer them. Always make sure you know where your lad is and what he is up to |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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