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JMRazor
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:01 pm |
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Well, my lad finally got around to getting me the baptism photographs of our dear new sister, Ph1na, who as some may remember, received her Mark recently.
Our new Pastor in South Africa had promised a video recording, but alas:
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Dear Pastor Lea.
The Baptizing of our sister Phina Eze took place this mourning.
Pastor as I always late you to understand that our sister Phina is always busy with her restaurant work. It happens that, because of the limited time on her side I could not be able to proceed with the arrangement which I did make with a man who can borrow me his digital Camera to use on the process in order Video, record and pictures.
I only proceed with a little Camera that has small memory because I have know time left on my side on that moment, because of the small memory of the Camera Brother Chigozie could not be able to take all the pictures of every thing which I did on the process.
Here is the attachment of the photography�s below.
Thanks you�re faithfully Son
IN HIS NAME,
Brother Henry. |
Which is too bad b/c I think seeing/hearing the following procedure would have been great fun:
Baptism Procedure (page 1)
Baptism Procedure (page 2)
In any event, at least we have the pictures:
"Soon to be Pastor Henry" (in street clothes)
His assistant, Ch1gozie (stylish as always)
Our newest Sister (in street clothes -- still won't crack a smile)
Our sacred baptismal table
Lighting the baptism candle
The ceremony begins!
Bowing before Pastor Henry
Blessing her in the Holy Water
Reciting the scripture, more water
More water...
Yet more water (I was hoping for a true dousing over the head, but...)
Well, as I said, it wasn't all that I hoped for, but I am proud to show you all our newest member of the Church. Praise be! |
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rumbero
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:25 pm |
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Fantastic JM:
always nice to see a baptismal
I was hoping to seen your mugus covered in flour. Maybe you should make them redo the baptismal.
After the pouring of the holy water comes the holy flour. |
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Donato
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:30 pm |
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Phase 1-No undergarments visible. Pictures 5, 8 & 9 beg to differ.
edit to add 6 too. |
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:33 pm |
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redshoes17
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:36 pm |
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Very nice. |
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JMRazor
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:05 pm |
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Thanks all, and yes, the deficiencies were noted. As I said, I really was holding out for a video, but at the last second, my lad let me down (again).
The good news is now that he's performed his first baptism, Henry is ready for the Pastor Initiation Ceremony. |
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:58 pm |
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That is a fly jacket he has there! That's a great job there Razor. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:15 pm |
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Excellent trophies. Great baiting. Just as an aside, I have then wear nothing under their baptismal gown and go for 5 liters of holy water or motor oil. It makes for a better wet tee shirt effect. My church has not been pushing the baptisms lately. These photos have inspired me. |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:31 pm |
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Now have them walk on fire!
Tell them that it has to do with faith and stuff...
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AEarhart51
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:49 pm |
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Maybe they should put some effort into giving that tub a good scrubbing! Some nasty rings there. |
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