Frustrated Lotto Lad, aka why we do what we do

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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:39 pm

OK, so I got your basic lotto scam going on. I have been baiting this lad since Feb 28th and have today passed the 100 email mark. I have thrown everything at him: .dll files, fuzzy WU, rather clear WU with a couple of greek letters in the MTCN (ahh, the lads love that), and just yesterday I sent him to MTCN S3cur3:

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Total Correct boxes clicked: 81
Total Refreshes: 9
Completed the Process?: no

The lad can taste his MTCN but it is just out of reach. Just a few minutes ago I get this email with the title of "READ CAREFULLY!!!":

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Attetion Mr.XXX XXX,

We want to quickly inform you that we have gone through all the mail you sent to this company.

now we have find out that you have failed to follow the company's instruction by making series of payment which our account officer did not recieve till date.

you are hereby advice to go back to the WESTERN UNION and collect all the money you know you have paid to them from the begginning till date.

because our (Account Officer) Mr Steve Morgan did not recieve any of this payment which you claim you have made.

SECONDLY:Mr.XXX XXX you have to urgently go to the WESTERN UNION where you made all those payment and collect all the money you have paid and as soon as you collect your money back calculate all the total Amount that you have sent to the WESTERN UNION send it to us via E-mail as urgent as possible.

REMENBER THAT YOUR WINNING NOTIFICATION IS TO BE KEPT CONFIDENTAL BY YOU ALONE TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMS.

THIRDLY:make sure you go to the WESTERN UNION where you have made payment and collect all the money you have paid to them then as soon as you get it back mail us and wait for our instructions.!!!

Best Regards

Mr. Mugu
(Dispatch Officer)
3xcel Courier Company

Of course, I have no idea what all that broken English actually means (those of you who speak better mugu than me please translate), so of course I answer his email succinctly with:

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Your email is received and is well understood.

OK, I think that baiting a lotto lad is not the highest form of the art, but those of us that do this, live for this stuff Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:32 pm

bill mcdill wrote:

I think that baiting a lotto lad is not the highest form of the art

Hmmm.

28th of February = [thinks with pencil and paper] 8 weeks. Beautiful!

Will you be posting updates and/or the full bait when it's finished? If so, let me know where and when.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:11 am

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go back to the WESTERN UNION and collect all the money

SECONDLY:Mr.XXX XXX you have to urgently go to the WESTERN UNION where you made all those payment and collect all the money

THIRDLY:make sure you go to the WESTERN UNION where you have made payment and collect all the money

In one mail your Lad instructs you to go to WU THREE times.
That's the WU hat-trick!
Laughing

I think your Lad is baiting you now... Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:27 am

Otter, I have really been thinking about starting to work towards a safari. Seems to be the only place to go with this since i am pretty much out of fuzzy forms. I think my randy daughter will take over getting the courier service their much needed money!

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:14 pm

Safari a lotto lad and you'll earn my eternal respect.

But running out of things to do with him??? Heavens, no! Don't say such things!

My long lotto bait's been going for 5.5 months and I still haven't sent a form, haven't even come close to going to WU yet. There are plenty of things to do that don't involve forms.

Including that safari, of course. Cool

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:49 pm

@ BDMcD, you know that Otterfan�s nice Lotto Lad Bait is here
and this one is from another mentee Very Happy

Both are also known as Eater University, classroom 7a) and b) (in both cases, independently run)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:38 pm

And if you feel like publishing it, I'll add it to the list on this page here.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

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OK, I think that baiting a lotto lad is not the highest form of the art, but those of us that do this, live for this stuff Wink

You can say that again! Most of my "wrong name" baits are Lotto Lads. When you get a live one it is endless fun! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:41 pm

@ Otterfan : Done! Very Happy

@ BillMcDill : Sorry...mixed you up with BD McD Embarassed

hence my mentee reference

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:47 pm

@billmcdill

you can always introduce a friend who you have given the money to pay him by WU.then 'your friend' strings him along all over again.

then you and your friend start to argue over who's winnings it is and you will have one frustrated lad.

Twisted Evil

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