Racist Lad

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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:39 am

got a Dead Bank Customer offer from the United Arab Emirates; the estate of Morris Thompson. All seemed to be going OK until she received letters from Nigeria about the same dead man.

[Actually spoofed versions of old scam letters].

The Lad, H4n4n 4l M4z4m, was at first dismissive:

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People want to ripe where did not soared,for your further information dont contact them any more and let wait and see within this few day remain for your fund transfer into your account... Like you also see now in this email you forwarded to me ,you are right by sending it to me, but I�m not trying to be too rude, but you have to realize that it�s true that so many things are taking place around the globe, but that doesn�t really mean that there are no longer some legitimate business men and women around the world.

However, he did introduce a secret code.

Cammy wasn't mollified:

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Let's put aside the codes and the rest of the Alias stuff! Even if this guy isn't fair dinkum, he claims to know who you are and about events in the bank. Do you have any enemies among the other staff who might want to fuck you over?

Lad tried soothing words:

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Thanks for your concern toward this transaction but as i told you previously about what is going on around the world.some people want to ripe where they did not work.I dont have any enemy in our bank but you know quit alright that this is a deal i find in my custody,thats why i dont wany any body to know about it.

Cammy still wasn't happy:

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Well, someone does know about it! By Freyja's mantle, what are you going to do about it? He, or his buddy in Nigeria, has already written to me again. As long as he's involved you're in danger. You should do something about it because I sure as fuck can't - and until things are secure I'm not game to go forward.

Then the Lad slipped up:

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Thank for updating me for what is going on, I have already told you not to further communicate with those boys again because of my position in my bank people are not really happy... Further notice please stop communication with those Nigeria�s n*****s for your interest and mine.

Cammy was outraged:

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If you use language like that again then it's over! I am not a racist and you have no fucking excuse to talk like that, do you hear me?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

He must be desperate. How vile! He'll come back with more soothing words though, what are you going to do?

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:24 pm

He did.

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I recieved your mail but stil woundering what is going on in this transaction,Please kindly Update me where you stop with the Attorney of our bank.

Cammy is going quiet for the present and hit him with a demand for an apology later.

Meanwhile, the "Lad" ain't happy.

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dat white bitch got rigt atitud 4 maga - dis nigerian n****r gona chup ur dollar now

u small boi goat fuker

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:42 pm

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u small boi goat fuker

Pure poetry

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:15 am

Very nice, Yastreb. Chopping dollas is so much fun. When the mugu is a racist dickwad, the fun is multiplied.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:51 am

Well, Cammy just wrote back...

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This had better work - for both our sakes.

You still haven't apologised for that racist thing you wrote - Odin teaches that no-one should be judged for the colour of his skin. I want to hear that apology!

If the Lad reads down, he'll see something funny in the text of his last message:

> I recieved your mail.
> I have decded to go thuogh an agent with the Attorney of our bank,
> he is Mr , write to him at .
> He will deal with thindgs whil i deal with the truobles at the bank.

Well, the Nigerian he so casually insulted did make a promise...

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:29 pm

I've been trying to get some reaction from either Lad in the bait but they just aren't reacting despite clear evidence that somewhere along the line their emails are being rewritten - and the Nigerians are taunting them!

He wrote:

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Thank so much for your mail and i really sorry for what i write in my privious mail please aspect my appology,And kindly update me the situation of thing with our Bank Attorney Barr.. i saw a mail down here telling you to contact one Mr ,i dont know any the person and please i told you before dont contact those people anymore.

But in my reply it read thus:

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> Thank so much for your mail and i really sorry for what i write in my
> privious mail please aspect my appology,And kindly update me the
> situation of thing with our Bank Agent Mr .

Another example:

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I'm so surprise by recieving several mails i did not write to you.i tols you before that i dont know Mr.Jideoffor nor mr.Mr all those people want to fool you but at last you will stil come back to me.Dont ever make any payment to Mr. nor Mr . Have you contact our Bank Attorney Barrister for the proceeding to this deal. And you forget the code i give to you

.

It became:

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> I'm glad to recieving your mails.
> Pls update me on progres of payment to Mr.Jideoffor.
>
> Tell our Bank Attorney Barrister for when
> you are redy to proceeding to this deal next phas.

Then these emails were cc'd to the Lads:

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I'm making the payment on Monday - if the WU office accepts the form as Mr insists. Like I said, no promises!

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You were right - sorry I doubted you. The money's been sent; I used the test Q&A � My favourite flower � The Wild Rose.
Please confirm the pick up so I can formally tell Mr and Mr that we're ready for the next stage.

Even these taunts haven't registered!

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laik i promis u small boi i chop ur dollar
how u laik dat goat fuker
i get all & u get noting & dat white bitch blam u
THIS IS MY CODE (MY BEST),
hahahahahahahahaha oooooooooooooooooooooo

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u 2 late goat fuker cos i got it all $5700 wat u say to dat white bitch now?
u r ownd fooooooolllllll
u can try agin but i chop ur dollar som more so nigerian n*****s rule over u

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FUK U COKSUKER
MI OGA MAIK U SMALL BOI LAIK BASTED BABY OF CRAK HO
I GOT MONI FROM WHITE BITCH MAGA WAT U GOT? I TEL U WAT U GOT U GOT NOTING COS WE RULE
WE PWN U SO GO PEDL UR ASS 2 TURIST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn it, I want some insults - like the ones Strongside gets!

ETA - masking missed the first time round.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:58 pm

Yastreb wrote:

MI OGA MAIK U SMALL BOI LAIK BASTED BABY OF CRAK HO

Good one! If you're looking for an insult, you've set the bar high. It's unlikely he'll top the ones you've written yourself.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:47 pm

He finally flipped - after a fashion!

I sent a couple of angry letters. First the lawyer Lad:

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I know for a fact that Mr Jideoffor picked up the money, so what the fuck do you mean by this crap? Just get the fucking documents and don't bullshit me! I don't like lawyers at the best of times.

Then the banker Lad:

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Any chance you could give that jerkwad Connolly a wake-up call? I've paid over a small fucking fortune and he didn't do anything! I'm not happy about this.

So then:

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Dear White Beach,
I told you that you will surfer from the hands of Nigeria you enter but you ignore my advice Is ok send them another money you stupid girl.

I couldn't let that go unanswered:

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What the fuck is going on? I paid the money just as you said, and nothing's happening! That asshole Jideoffor won't even send me an invoice, and Connolly ain't replying... and now you start going on about those fucking Nigerians again! Fuck them - I just want to know where that fucking money is!
And what's this "White Beach" and "stupid girl" bullshit, you little git? Is this some Arab joke? I thought you were a businessman, not some boneheaded freak fresh from kindergarten!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:20 pm

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Dear White Beach,
I told you that you will surfer from the hands of Nigeria .

Gotta love the White Beach surfer, very nice.