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 Such terrible things happen to my baiting characters.

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Canadon Alfa
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

collapsed by a brain aneyurism, which was later revealed to have been murder induced by injection of an air bubble. May 2006.

murdered by carjacking thugs in Durban, South Africa while on the way to see his ladette girlfriend in Senegal. July 2006.

body found in a shallow grave along the Okovango River in Tondoro, Namibia. Presumed murdered by persons unknown. August 2006.

died horribly of dengue fever in a relief camp in Namibia. November 2007.

had a stroke at a post office in northern Scotland. On life support. April 2008.

Odd how, in each case, the victim had recently sent a large amount of money by Moneygram within 24 hours of the tragedy... Laughing

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lotta
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Those are great! The Durban incident rather realistic. as it does happen daily.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Meriwether Lewis Stock: died horribly of dengue fever in a relief camp in Namibia. November 2007.


That dengue fever will get you every time...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was shot during a robbery once, but then I thought if I would just disappear he would be wondering what had happened to his victim. Wink
And now I find a better deal with bigger profit and not all that WU work and tell him that I decided for a different solution. Twisted Evil The competition is killing in that branch Laughing
I might drop them a note after a few months, but usually the addy is gone then. Twisted Evil

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Wright B Hindyou
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I drowned swimming off Cotonou in Benin once, but it didn't stop my Lad mailing me.... Smile

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Jen Derbender
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jen once, in the middle of a bait, got caught up in a terrorist attack in Cuba, in which a number of people were killed. She was unharmed, of course... physically. Psychologically, she bore scars which made her participation in internet financial arrangements rather, shall we say, erratic.

This was the first and last time that I used long-winded responses in a bait. It was fun, but spending 45 minutes crafting each and every email, man that gets old real quick.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm...

Eliza Dane's never had her life under threat, but...
* She was arrested in London and almost lost everything she had - money, home, boyfriend, career.
http://www.scamorama.com/eliza_ernesto.html

* She prostituted herself for $10,000 to pay the Lad's fees - to her intense annoyance, they couldn't pick up the cash ("I let myself get fucked in the ass to get that money AND THAT MAGGOT LAWYER DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GO A FEW KAYS TO PICK IT UP!")

On the other hand, Malcolm's had a lot more go wrong.

* He suffered major leg injuries in an horrific car crash - that happened on more than one bait.
http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_khan.html

* He had his right leg amputated in two follow-ups to that accident

* He was hospitalised for a severe inner ear infection that narrowly became meningitis.

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Worf
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

David Howell Evans - eaten by a dolphin

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BRUIN
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my baiting characters finally worked up the nerve to murder his constantly nagging wife - - after all, with divorce imminent, why should he share the proceeds of the NOK payoff he was about to receive? Poor guy - he ended up aimlessly driving around London, from one wireless internet hotspot to another, trying to figure out some way to dispose of his wife's corpse (which was in the trunk).

Bruin

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Worf
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it when instead of killing off your character, you kill off someone close to them, because then you get hilarious notes of sympathy from the lads.

Quote:
I am sending you this email to show you how I really feel about your lose. If not for time I would have loved to be by your side at your sisters funeral to show you true loyalty. Kindly extend my condolences to your mother and all members of your family for your untimely lose. We are nothing but humans being ready to bow to the will of God at anytime. I am deeply moved by your situation.


Best regards,
Dr.


When a bait has run a bit stale, kill off a "mother" or "sister" and delay, delay, delay!

My character's sister - trampled by a moose in Sweden Wink

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Slootie
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my characters is in ICU right now after selling a kidney for $5,000 to pay the "fee." Demurrage? Oh, I can't remember. Rolling Eyes

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CowboyBuck
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bitten by a Gaboon Viper.

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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
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rumbero
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor characters LOL

Father [email protected] :abducted and killed byterrorist in Africa. Mugu never got his USA passport.

Father Thomas: died in church fire mugu never got his $$$


T1na Turn3r
: Just about everything has happened. Lost in Jungle, tattooed by Voodoo tribe. abducted and tortured by Niger terrorist.

Father Thomas: Involved in terrible accident, meets nurse, leaves the clergy takes off with the $ 250.000,00 dollars for the mugu


Just a few of the characters

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Darth Sidious
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

: Died in a horrible motorbike crash while on her way to the WU office. She slammed into the rear end of a mare. COD was asphyxia (Police Academy, anyone? Laughing)

: Killed in an ass-spelunking accident on Mt. St. Helens, in Washington (OMG!! They killed )

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My characters, while on their way to the bank to withdraw the money for WU purposes, have been attacked by a pack of snarling wild dogs. They end up going to the hospital for 3 days to be observed for signs of rabies.

Trouble is, once they're released, the medications always have side effects, like deleting the email that had the payment instrucitons, and what the transaction was all about, etc....

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Nelsonsbattle
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd always wanted to create an Australian character who was incapacitated by a case of beri-beri.

Those Aussies will drink anything you see, he would therefore have been lucky he didn't have two cases or it would have killed him Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Pffft, I think of a New Zealand character who would constantly get arrested for alcohol related incidents and perhaps some animal ones as well? That would keep him away from WU and MG Offices.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My former drug dealer,long haul truck driver killed a fellow dealers wife and children in a theft gone bad a couple months ago.Now he not only has an enraged dealer after him,but a steel plate in his head from the explosion(details of which are still in the works).

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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad

You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad

What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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Psychedelic_Ni
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't tried this one, but being eaten by an austrich would be an interesting way to go. Also maybe read up on some of the darwin awards for some funky deaths Cool

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