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Jimmy Jazz
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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the aforementioned certificates will cost just 2,250.00 including his consultation fee 850,0.00 total 3,350.000 which your assistance is highly needed


So let me get this right. 2250 + 850 = 3350.

Mmmmm. This opens up some opportunities..... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Anyone would think they just make these numbers up on the spot! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am tempted to revert to my old method - and ask how he would like the 43,500 paid.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, you have it wrong. The 2,250 includes the 850,0.00consultation fee, so it's

2,250 for certificates less
8,500 for the consultation fee which equals
negative 6,250.

But it's Monday so you have to divide by two, add negative 225 and multiply by negative 1. That gives you 3,350.00

If you were serious about this transaction, you would have figured that out for yourself Rolling Eyes

That's a good lad you have there. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ luckey

Yeah, he's pretty special. And thanks for that equation - makes perfect sense now! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reminds me of the late great Victoria Smith, who thought that $300 for a unicorn plus $500 bonus dollars came to $700.00.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Should have asked for a discount!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's some maths from a Lad banker:

Quote:
72 Hours Transfer.
Wire.........................................$550.00
Vat (5%)...................................$150.00
TOTAL.....................................$750.00


Quote:
24 Hours Transfer.
Wire.....................................$700.00
Vat (5%)................................$850.00
TOTAL...................................$950.00
48 Hours Transfer.
Wire.......................................$650.00
Vat (5%)..................................$750.00
TOTAL.....................................$850.00
72 Hours Transfer.
Wire.........................................$550.00
Vat (5%)...................................$650.00
TOTAL.....................................$750.00

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