Poll :: Where's Minge? |
A far away port in Ivory Coast. |
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Went to Lagos to surprise Remy. |
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Went to S1mb@ Safari Camp with the money and diamond. |
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In the hospital. |
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Other. (Please post your idea!) |
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9% |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:10 am |
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Hilarious!
Note to self: don't ever get on weasel's bad side. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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HANS MOLEMAN
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 906
Location: Halfway between the stubble jumpers and the big rocks
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:23 am |
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A great job Weasel! I must have played the part where the lad starts stuttering when he finally realizes that you're not in Lagos at least 10 times.
A classic! |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:39 am |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:57 am |
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As if on cue.. Heeeeeere's Remy! He sent this 2x with different subjects. Silly lad. Looks like Minge doesn't HAVE to fly.. But since Minge is a complete ditz, something will go wrong.
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Dear ,
Make sure you call me so that i will tell you where you will stay immediately. i will direct someone to you to come and pick u up and where are you now? Are u still in the Sea port or have u move out from there. Explain to me fast so that after making you stay some where, i will come down there to meet you. I am not blaming u rather the capitain. OR you ask people where is and i want you to lodge there untill i meet you there. Most important is for you to let me to know where you are now so that i will direct u who will come there to pick you up someone i trusted so that in a day, i will enter the country back to meet.
I could have send you mail since but there is no light here and it is today that i manage to send you message call me immediately so that i will tell you who will pick you and save your life untill i come there after you have been in the hotel ok.
Just try to call me immediately to direct who will pick u up because u do not speak french language.
I am sorry what you are passing through and make sure you call me after reading this mail or and you know what is with you. pls, pls pls pls pls call me immediately so that i will send who will pick you up to lodge u in the hotel for me to meet you there, by now you are hungry and tired, i am sorry for that ok. I miss you and call me immediately.
Your friend,
Remy |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:04 am |
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Come one, Weas. I feel SO bad for this guy. Don't make me start an ethics thread. He loves you and all, he said. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:55 pm |
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The captain's going to be mighty pissed when he hears what this lad's been saying about him. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:17 pm |
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Dear ,
Try to call me immediately pls bls i am worried about your situation over there. Call me so that i will give you number to call there to save yourlife which is very important to me. I am still here in Nigeria and i will meet you there as soon as possible but i want to know where u are at present plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Try and call me and tell me where you are now at present pls pls pls.
Your friend,
Remy. |
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Dear Minge,
Pls try to tell me where you are now ok. I prefer to meet you there so that u will not come down here in Nigeria. Meet you there will be the best way and i want you to call me as well to know where you are now staying. I am worried about you being that you do not know anybody there but God Almighty will surely protect you. The early you tell me where you are now, the early i will direct person to meet you there, pls try to call me tonight for me to know your position ok.
Hanging arround will not be the answer rather tell me where you are staying so that i will be there with you within 2 days in Cote D Ivoire. I am waiting seriously to know your position as well call me plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
I will stop here untill i read from you as soon as posible and call me tonight plsssssssssssssss. I cried when you told me that you have been sleeping on the streets just because of me, I am sorry for that but i want you to be there so that i will meet you there. I know that you are hungry by now. Take good care of yourself and as well call me because with telephone everything will be fine for us to solve this problem.
Your friend,
Remy. |
He seems to be baiting himself.
EDIT: Just shot this off the Remy. Hopefully it rattles him a bit.
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Remy,
I'm still looking for that hotel you told me about. I don't understand where it is. I don't speak French. Please hurry, Remy, I'm scared!
Minge |
EDIT 2 - Remy sent this right before I emailed him.. Had not seen it yet
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Dear Minge,
What is happening to u. i want to know ur position before i will meet u there so that we will not miss each other again. try to call me tonight plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Your friend,
Remy |
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Where there's a Weasel, there's a way.
Never trust a Weasel bearing gifts.
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Turns that frown upside down- TS
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Remy D1ckson - 1,000 miles from Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to Lagos, Nigeria and back!
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:00 pm |
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419weasel wrote: |
He seems to be baiting himself. |
Thought that too, great invention, the self baiting lad
Loved the calls, that's one devoted lad you've cultivated there |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:05 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:16 pm |
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I cried when you told me that you have been sleeping on the streets just because of me |
Oh see how he feels just terrible having sent Weasel on a fruitless safari. Let that be a lesson to all you naughty boys and grrls. |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:29 pm |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:13 pm |
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So evil! |
_________________ x 25
X ? x3
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:43 pm |
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Your performance gives new meaning to the word "hacker" (or as PastorFrank would put it, "hakkkaahhhh." ) |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:53 pm |
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:01 pm |
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Absolutely brilliant work, as usual, Weasel. |
_________________ x5
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
MY YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP ALL THIS YOUR BLABS OK - CHARLES C. SOLUDO |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Posted:
Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:19 am |
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*checks out latest audio file*
Bwahahaha!
That's awesome. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Posted:
Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:03 am |
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So, where will he have to go to get you out of the hospital, where you're being treated for that nasty case of pneumonia? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:14 am |
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Great stuff! |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:22 am |
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OMG, Weasel! That was hilarious! My stomach is killing me!
I think you're getting even better at this, and it's so scary... |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:52 am |
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Nothing better than to hear about a self baiting safaried mugu.
Weasel just find a hospital about 200 km from town and give the mugu a call
Say the name of the hospital a few times and hang up. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:33 am |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:40 am |
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That call was fantastic - and I love how he repeats everything 10 times |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:01 am |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:26 pm |
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If I could put on a convincing coughing routine like that, I would have missed even more days of grade school than I actually did. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:46 pm |
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Here we go again!
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Dear Minge Merkins ,
I AM SORRY FOR WHAT U ARE PASSING THROUGH BLS OF ME. I WILL LEAVE HERE TODAY TO MEET YOU THERE AND DO NOT MOVE FROM THERE AGAIN OK.
WAIT FOR ME THERE AND I WILL BE THERE TOMORROW TO MEET YOU THERE OK. I SPEAK WITH MY FRIEND AND HE WILL PICK U UP THERE.
HIS NAME IS INNOCENT OR YOU CAN CALL HIM OKOCHA.
TELL, <removed> SINCE YOU ARE THERE, DIAL THE NUMBER IN THIS WAY IF IT DID NOT GO, PUY <removed>. I HAVE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO HIM. DO NOT WORRY HE WILL PICK YOU UP. HE KNOWS ABOUT U SO DO NOT FEAR OK.
THE HOTEL NAME IS . IF YOU CAN GET THERE, THAT WILL BE BETTER BUT IF YOU CANNOT GET THERE, CALL MY FRIEND INNOCENT AND HE WILL SURELY PICK U UP. I AM SORRY FOR WHAT U ARE PASSING THROUGH OK.
I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU LATEST THURSDAY OR WEDNEADAY.
IF YOU CAN CALL HIS NUMBER, DO THAT IMMEDIATELY AND YOU CAN GET ME WITH THIS NUMBER <removed> SINCE YOU ARE THERE IN COTE D IVOIRE.
I SAID DO NOT MOVE TO LAGOS AGAIN BLS I AM COMIMG DOWN THERE TO MEET YOU AND GOD WILL PROTECT YOU FOR ME. IN WHAT AREA ARE YOU NOW? TRY TO LET ME TO KNOW AND MAKE SURE YOU CALL MY FRIEND NUMBER OK.
WHEN CALLING THE NUMBER DIAL DIRECT LIKE THIS <removed> AND AS WELL U CAN CALL ME OK. I MISS U AND U MUST HAVE TIRED BY NOW. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OK.
IMMEDIATELY, I LEAVE HERE MY NIGERIA NUMBER WILL NOT BE WORKING AGAIN OK. U CAN GET ME WITH THIS NUMBER <removed> OK.
BYE
YOUR FRIEND,
REMY. |
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_________________ GO GRRL BAITERS!!
Where there's a Weasel, there's a way.
Never trust a Weasel bearing gifts.
Click for lad pain. - New to the forum? Introduce yourself HERE!
Turns that frown upside down- TS
<-- Official 419Eater buns awarded by Luther Blissett, bun-enabler extraordinaire.
Remy D1ckson - 1,000 miles from Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to Lagos, Nigeria and back!
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