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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:33 pm |
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| the aforementioned certificates will cost just �2,250.00 including his consultation fee �850,0.00 total �3,350.000 which your assistance is highly needed |
So let me get this right. 2250 + 850 = 3350.
Mmmmm. This opens up some opportunities.....  |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:43 pm |
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Anyone would think they just make these numbers up on the spot!  |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:49 pm |
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I am tempted to revert to my old method - and ask how he would like the 43,500 paid. |
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After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:55 pm |
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Sorry, you have it wrong. The 2,250 includes the 850,0.00consultation fee, so it's
2,250 for certificates less
8,500 for the consultation fee which equals
negative 6,250.
But it's Monday so you have to divide by two, add negative 225 and multiply by negative 1. That gives you 3,350.00
If you were serious about this transaction, you would have figured that out for yourself 
That's a good lad you have there. |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:02 pm |
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@ luckey
Yeah, he's pretty special. And thanks for that equation - makes perfect sense now! |
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After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:24 pm |
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Reminds me of the late great Victoria Smith, who thought that $300 for a unicorn plus $500 bonus dollars came to $700.00. |
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"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:26 pm |
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Should have asked for a discount! |
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After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:28 pm |
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Here's some maths from a Lad banker:
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72 Hours Transfer.
Wire.........................................$550.00
Vat (5%)...................................$150.00
TOTAL.....................................$750.00 |
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24 Hours Transfer.
Wire.....................................$700.00
Vat (5%)................................$850.00
TOTAL...................................$950.00
48 Hours Transfer.
Wire.......................................$650.00
Vat (5%)..................................$750.00
TOTAL.....................................$850.00
72 Hours Transfer.
Wire.........................................$550.00
Vat (5%)...................................$650.00
TOTAL.....................................$750.00 |
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