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Strongside
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Joined: 27 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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419 REV TOM ,GOD WILL STRIKE YOU TODAY IN JESUS NAME.

YOU THAT WROTE ADVANCE LEARNERS DICTIONARY ,AND YOUR IN LONDON FUCKING AND LICKING OLD WHITE WOMEN PUSSY BECAUSE OF POVERTY IN YOUR GENERATION ,AND YOUR MOTHER GIVE BIRTH TO DOGS THAT YOU CALLED YOUR SISTERS AND THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYTHING ON EARTH ,COS OF POVERTY IN YOUR GENERATION ,AND THEY HAVE CONTACTED HIV AND THEY ARE IN YOUR VILLAGE AND SHARING IT TO THOSE YOUR VILLAGE POOR BOYS AS THAT IS GOD OWN PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR GENERATION OK.
YOUR FATHER IS UTUBULUKU OF HIS TIME .HIS OWN POVERTY HAS HAS MADE HIM TO BE THE MKPI NA AGBALUORAH OF IME UNU.
TRY ME I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR MOTHER PUSSY IDIOT.
AS FOR YOU ,SINCE WHAT YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR IS FUCKING PUSSY GOD GRANT YOU THAT FAVOR TO CONTINUE LICKING AND SUCKING FUCKING ALL DOGS AND GOAT PUSSY ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE AS THAT IS WHERE YOU COME FROM. AND YOUR MOTHER AND THAT YOUR SISTER DOGS THAT WILL DIE OF HIV AND YOUR FATHER WILL DIE OF POVERTY ALTHOUGH ,THE OGOGORO THAT IS HIS WATER HAS ALREADY FINISH HIM UP.
TRY ME ME AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN JAIL. .YOU IDIOT.
GET BACK TO ME
WHEN YOU SPEAK ABOUT gOD AND EVEN HAVE YOUR EMAIL AS
REV.TOM WHILE YOUR ACCOUNT OPENING NAME IS BRIAN LE, I
KNOW THAT YOU ARE A CROOK THAT HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF
GOD. GOD IS LOVE AND ANYONE WHO IS OF GOD MUST LOVE
AND NOT CONDEMN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RIGHTEOUS ARE IN
IBOLAND THAT YOU HAVE MADE YOURSELF A JUDGE OVER. ARE
YOU CAPABLE OF STANDING BEFORE A HOLY GOD TO BE
JUDGED? DO YOU KNOW THAT HE WHO GOD HAS BLESSED THAT
NO MAN CAN CURSE? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? WHY DO YOU
BRING SIN TO YOURSELF.

YOU ARE LIKE THE NIGERIAN POLICE THAT CATCHES AN ARMED
ROBBER, GO TO HIS RESIDENCE AND PACK ALL HIS BELONGING
INCLUDING THE STOLEN MONEY, SHOT THE PERSON
PREJUDICIOUSLY TO DEATH AND SHARE THE MONEY AND
PROPERTY. WHAT ARE THEY? ARMED ROBBERS BEFORE GOD AND
GOD WILL ASK THEM OF THE BLOOD OF THE ARMED ROBBER
EVEN IF HE IS AN ARMED ROBBER. CAN YOU FIGURE YOUR
CASE?

IF YOU ARE A YORUBAMAN, LOVE OTHER TRIBES. DO NOT
DESPISE. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY THEY EXIST AND GOD ALLOW
THEM TO EXIST. TRY TO LOVE IN YOUR HEART. HAVE A
FORGIVING HEART DEAR REV. OF SHONGO. LISTEN SO THAT
YOU WILL NOT DIE THE DEATH YOU ARE PROFESSING FOR
OTHERS. ALL YOU NEED DO IS TO BECOME BORN AGAIN. GOD
WILL GIVE YOU A NEW LIFE AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR EYES
AND YOUR EARS EXERCISED TO SEE AND TO HEAR FROM THE
HOLY SPIRIT.

LEARN HOW TO FORGIVE THOSE WHO DO YOU WRONG BECAUSE IF
YOU DO NOT FORGIVE THEM, GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU TOO.
IT IS IMPORTANT INVITE CHRIST INTO YOUR LIFE SO THAT
THE LOVE OF GOD WILL BE SHED ABROAD IN YOUR HEART.
TOMORROW IS SUNDAY, GO TO CHURCH AND ASK GOD TO
FORGIVE YOU OF ALL YOUR SIN. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS
YOU. I LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU THE BEST IN LIFE.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It looks original and unscripted. Something you said must have cut to the core.

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Jen Derbender
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Frustrated Scammer wrote:
SHOT THE PERSON PREJUDICIOUSLY TO DEATH


Confused Confused Very Happy

Edit: Strongside, I think we'd all love to know how you are provoking these outstanding rants.

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ChainYanker
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another lovely spittle-flecked diatribe. Keep em coming.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gee, Strongside, didn't you know that messing up their holy scamming activities is ungodly? That they prayed hard to God in church for their victims, and it is a sin for you to disrupt their God-given business!
What's gotten into you lately? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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GET BACK TO ME
I trust you will be abiding by your lads wishes. Twisted Evil

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Jimmy Jazz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS
YOU. I LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU THE BEST IN LIFE.


All's well that ends well I guess!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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....THE OGOGORO THAT IS HIS WATER HAS ALREADY FINISH HIM UP...


One of the things about this site is that not only is it entertaining, it broadens your education...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogogoro

I think he's been at it himself and in his blind racist ignorance doesn't know how to turn his CAPS LOCK off.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Strongside needs a custom title for this. How about "Pusher of Lad Buttons"?

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