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 I think he's lost it just a bit... is it over?

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr of the Ecobank in Ghana is not happy with . A simple DBC has somehow blown out to over two months and, well, when he sent me a crummy invoice...

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Wake-up call, knucklehead - ever since 9/11 banks all over the world have been very strict about money transfer; they want to know who's sending large amounts of money where. I shouldn't have to tell you this! I hope you understand and do what I told you to do - right now, you hear?


He got stroppy (formatting as in the original, emphasis added):

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From the very beginning of this deal I respected your judgement but it seems that you are getting of the track of this business.Ilong time told you to go to Western Union or Money Gram and transfer this money simple as A B C and up till now you can not prove to me that you have senses in your head.Go to western Union or Money Gram and transfer the god dam money and stop acting like a kid.Do we teach people how to transfer money? This is the name: address: Accra,Ghana you send the money twice to this name, send $1000 and $1,700 at the same time but filling two different transfer forms. You go and send the money and get back to me with the MTCN. Awaiting your respond


Hmm - two can play at that game:

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If you were a real banker and not some gorram wanker, you'd have got this right from the git-go. I ain't sending anything to you by Western Union. If you insist on that, I'm withdrawing - and it's too bad your father didn't.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I'm withdrawing - and it's too bad your father didn't.
awsome comeback Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not just yet...

(The last bit would have been suggested by the fact that Mal is a retired US Marine)

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After suggesting western union and sending the account infomation you requested and everything from your side seems not be working please tell me what do we do now.I want you to know that this is a deal that you will have a very good benefit.
So please be patient and play your part.
After this business no one is going to ask you any question.
You know that no body in Africa here knows about this transaction so you try and make the transfer.
As you make the transfer this will enable the bank to transfer the funds into your account, after which I shall come over to your country.
PLEASE DON'T BE ANNOYED.(SOLDIER!!! ON YOUR HEELS!!!)


Couldn't let that go...

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If you'd done your gorram job this would have been done and dusted by now, but no - you had to send me bodgy paperwork. Is that my fault? I don't think so!

Also - please don't try to talk like a soldier. You have no gorram idea! I gave the best years of my life to my country and I don't regret a minute of it. The Corps is the best all-round fighting force in the world, bar none (I'm not including SpecFor like the SEALs or Delta). You're a pencil-necked geek chair-polisher who wouldn't last five minutes in a real battle zone so don't give me any crap like that again, you got that?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, they're pulling the 9/11 paperwork for money transfers crap. I have to send $4,800 to one of them Monday. I hope he accepts bank transfers because there is no western union anywhere near by. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Yeah, they're pulling the 9/11 paperwork for money transfers crap.


Doesn't cut it with my characters.
Just before the payment is about to be sent, I always tell the banker that my bank has just informed me that the "anti-money laundering, anti-terrorist, anti-drug and weapons sales" paperwork must be ALREADY ON FILE AT HIS BANK. How could the banker have accepted the original deposit in the first place unless it was cleared by the IMF, World Bank (just make shit up... Laughing ).
If he doesn't have the paperwork then his bank will be put on the global "money laundering" black list. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is it over... well that would depend on your say-so Yastreb! Considering he's still sending you messages, I'd bet a shiny new dime you can keep him around just a little longer.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You know what? I may try that one on my mugu. Supposedly I have sent him the money by a bank to bank transfer but my character can't figure out how to scan the payment slip. Now that he thinks the money is there to collect, I can make him jump through some hopes, perhaps he should do some paperwork before he finds out the account was frozen.

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Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Obi-Wan, you win your dime...

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I traveled to the Republic of Togo for a Three (3) days business conference and upon my return I expected you to have made the transfer already but I met no email from you stating that you have made the transfer. If you are not willing to make the transfer and allow this business to continue you tell me and I�ll know what to do next. I am assuring you that after you made the transfer of the $2700 us dollars the transaction will continue smoothly. The Bank has branch in Australia and the United States so you tell me where you want the funds to be transfer. I hope you act fast and on time. Awaiting your response


What's that old line about "Never assume"?

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I said I wouldn't send any money by Western Union. I told you that several times. I assumed it would somehow sink into your wretched little brain. Holy snapping duckshit! What does it take to make you understand one simple little idea?


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, If you said you can't use western union then you use the Barclays Bank account I gave you and sent the money.


Wot- the account I gave to Alan?

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Oh boy - here we go again.
THE INVOICE YOU GAVE ME IS NO GORRAM GOOD. SEND ME A PROPER ONE!
Clear enough for you?


If this was a chess game I think the Lad could call it a draw as we've done the same moves three times now...

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He said to send the payment to "Re-pecker Ass-o-mine," right? Laughing

Receiver's name: Repecker Assomine

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