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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:21 pm |
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HELLO MADAM, (my character's name is Frank)
PLEASE PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, I AM JANNET BARKWE FROM ZIMBABWE, I AM 22YEARS OLD BLACK IN COMPLETIOX,UNTIL THE WAR STARTED AND LEAD TO THE SUDDEN DEATH OF MY FATHER,BUT BEFORE MY FATHER DIED HE TOLD ME THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $17.5M(USD) WITH THE BARCLAYS BANK HERE IN GHANA.
FURTHER MORE SIR I HAVE TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL TO LOOK FOR A FOREIGN BENEFICIARY, BECAUSE BEFORE MY FATHER DIED HE MADE A BOND ON THE FUND THAT I MUST BE UP TO 30YEARS OR HAVE A FOREIGN BENEFICIARY BEFORE I CAN HAVE ACCESS TO THE FUND, BUT HE NEVER NEW MY MOTHER IS GOING TO DIE BEFORE HIS DEAD CAME,
PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU NOW TO BE MY FOREIGN BENEFICIARY TO HELP ME IN TRANSFERING THE MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AT THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND LATER I COME OVER TO JOIN YOU , SO THAT EVERYTHING CAN BE FINE WITH ME ONCE MORE AS PLAANED BY MY FATHER
PLEASE I PROMISE TO GIVE TO YOU $40 FOR ALL YOUR ASSISTANCE,
I AWAITING YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE TO MY EMAIL.
THANKS
I LOVE YOU Already? on your first email?
GOD BLESS YOU
JANNET BARKWE |
So she'll still have $17,499,960? That hardly seems fair. I wont question it, as she won't get too many takers offering that share. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Last edited by Roycropper on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:32 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:25 pm |
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Silly bint, guess she meant %, but even then it's in the wrong place....
You have to think, you'd still be getting the interest. So you're going to make more than $40 just letting it sit in your account for a month.
Actually, i've never seen a lad mention all the interest on the money. Surely the 17.5M will have increased massively since her father - may he rest in imaginary peace - deposited it. |
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bill mcdill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 966
Location: Sleeping in Charles Saludo's wet spot
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:28 pm |
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I had a lad offer me 10% of a gazillion $ once, I wrote back saying that i would not consider anything less than a 50/50 split. wrote me back saying ok without a blink of an eye. heck, i bet you could say you want 90% of the trunk o'cash and the lad would agree. |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:02 pm |
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I bartered a guy up to 85% on one of mine, but he said the charge i'd have to pay would go up too.
I probably could have gone higher, but someone had posted a brilliant moneygram receipt that i wanted to give him. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:29 pm |
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Sounds like a good deal, Roy, IF you can also get some pics of her with her underwear on her head. |
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Felix the Cat
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 179
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:03 pm |
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Many lads tend to get very defensive of their shares of the imaginary money and refuse to budge much on the split. I guess it's a pride thing... |
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