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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
Yeah, great fun.
49 to 50 too
Some words are really easy, that I'd use most days but others!!??
I take it there's a few Yiddish ones in there? One I recognised from Judge Judy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welsh Police are sent to investigate a stationary UFO....

UFO is the Moon

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now if they'd been Scots and spotted the sun, I could understans
( its raining again, the kids are on holiday, go figure! )

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This video is a Judge Judy one. Starting just a little before 3:00, the women thinks she won the international lotto?? Wondering if she's really that stupid (well to sue her daughter, I would suspect so) or perhaps knew it was scam but was trying to profit off it anyways. Comments anyone?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A zoo keeper, on his first day on the job, is cleaning out the gorilla cage when he discovers that the gorilla is dead! He immediately tell his boss and asks him what to do. His boss tells him 'The zoo will be opening in less then an hour, so you'd better go down to the fancy dress shop and get a gorilla costume'
'DO WHAT? the man says disbelievingly.
'You heard me' says the boss.
So the man goes off to the fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla costume.
Later that day he's dressed in the gorilla costume and sitting in the cage while a large group of kids are looking at him. He decides to try swinging on the tier swing.
'Swing higher, swing higher!!!' the kids shout, so he starts swinging even higher.
'Higher, higher! the kids shout until he swings so high that he goes flying out of his own cage and into the lion's cage! After getting his bearings and seeing where he is, he goes running up to the bars shouting
'Help! Help! get me out of here!'
Then the lion shouts 'Shut up stupid or you'll get us both fired!'
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Have you ever thought to keep a BAT IN YOUR BRA?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my favourite websites.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

California is the latest state to require hands free use of cell phones while driving and as this video clearly demonstrates we are all much safer that way.

Hands Free Safe Drivers

'Hey Mom! Do I sound different?:
No I'm not gay, I'm on my new bluetooth!'

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

419 cartoon!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When it was kept up to date I liked it... but not a lot!

http://www.pdet.blogspot.com/

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's your MORAL DNA TYPE]?

I'm an Enforcer Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees
bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping
with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...
every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't
forget.'

'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no
meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 yards,
Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,
and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded. but,
a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe... go back .. man,you was right .... ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis, mi amigo... what ees it?' 'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... ees ... ees ....ees ...a Ham Bush.'

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Rorschach

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That must have taken some doing. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What have you done? Very Happy

I'm a Philosopher, it seems. Probably because I read a lot of religious texts.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat.

"Ned, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Ned.

"Now Ned," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."

"Oh yeah," Ned replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"

"That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?"

"Let's go!" says Ned.

The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Ned! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave.

"That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!"

"Let's go!" says Ned.

The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Ned my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave.

Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!"

"Benny!" says Ned, "Let's go!"

When they get to the Vatican, Ned instructs Bill to wait outside and Ned will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Ned, when the Pope came out, Ned's arm was wrapped around him. Ned looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.

"Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says,

"Ned. You're the most popular man in the world."

"I told you that, Bill," says Ned, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"

"Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Ned?"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
Yes, I know this guy.
Actually Ned was the driver of His Holiness.
One day when he took the Pope to a meeting, His Holiness asked him to let *him* drive. At first Ned rejected, but then ... he let the pope take over the steering wheel. Benedict, however, drove too fast and they were stopped by a patrol car. The cop looked into the car, saw the Pope on the driver's seat, Ned besides him, returned to his car and asked his chief what to do. Chief said: "Now, just give him a ticket". The cop said: "But he must be important". Chief: "No matter, if it isn't Berlusconi". "No", said the cop, "but he must be *really* important. The Pope himself is his chauffeur".

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I randomly found this while looking for some baiting stuff. Made me giggle...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Used this old joke as a reply to one of the scammer letters:

How many people does it take to make a mistake?

Two. Look at your parents and count.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Woooow. That's a harsh one... Can't wait to use it one my friends.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fun, addicting and utterly impossible flash game where you make a disease and try to kill the world.

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html

You will come to regard the nation of Madagascar as a haven during a pandemic.

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