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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my friends invented this:

Place to Pee

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^And while we're talking about, er, the southern hemisphere, I just came across this story:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23734601-5001021,00.html

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

There are times when mere words cannot be adequate , and having a flying phallus disrupt your political convention is one of them.

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just found that picture on cracked.com; the topic was to design web sites from the times when the internet didn't exist.

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's not like Magic Eye, which never REALLY looked like a unicorn in the first place.

But if you're going to get REALLY picky, yes I suppose it's a little like magic eye - but much much greater.

Here's how - cross your eyes till the two pictures line up. Then don't do anything. Relax slowly - don't TRY.

Your eyes will attempt to focus and will create a third picture right in the middle of the two on the screen. It's the neatest thing since the jelly bean. Razz

http://digital-photography-school.com/blog/9-crazy-cross-eye-3d-photography-images-and-how-to-make-them/

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 2:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know how I can compete with urinary and phallic humor.

At any rate I thought this site was pretty cute, Its pics of objects that look like faces. Hence the sites name:

http://inanimatefaces.com/

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Major embarrasment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1fAl1wqIg

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PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The ancient Romans had the Colosseum.

Modern Netizens have the Japanese Bug Fights:

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/30.htm

Those weird, weird Japanese. Kinda cool, but not for the squeamish.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Airport Crime Test


A study was conducted recently to determine the average crime rate at international airports around the world.

The study made use of an ordinary looking man standing in the airport terminal and reading a newspaper. He had an empty briefcase next to him, which he would ignore. Observers then recorded how long it took for the briefcase to be snatched.

In Brussels, Belgium the case was stolen within 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

In Washington DC it was stolen within 3 minutes and 16 seconds.

At Heathrow, London the briefcase was snatched in less than 2 minutes.

In New York, the case was stolen within 1 minute and 5 seconds.

In Los Angeles it took only 43 seconds before the case was snatched.

At Lagos, Nigeria, the people conducting the study were robbed on the way to the airport and the briefcase was stolen along with the car!

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ There's a whole website full of them!

http://agidi.com/joke.html

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"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"

"It is!"

"This is the tax office. Can you help us?"

"I can!"

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"

"I do!"

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is!"

"Did he donate 50,000 Euros to the church?"

"He will."

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A scare crow won the nobel prize today, because he was out standing in his field.

very poor ...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just seen a news article that reminds me of this old one:-

Q Why did George Michael have chocolate on his shirt?

A He was careless with his Wispa

Which in turn reminds of:-

Did you hear that Shakin' Stevens had died?

No

Yep. Apparently his house fell on him.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cutbacks at work.. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Blonde Pole Dancer Laughing

NSFW

http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=33&u=12414665

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.dumblaws.com/

I especially like the ones for Oklahoma:

1. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

2. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. [especially if you have the hind legs of a farm animal in them] Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Satirical review of Ubuntu Linux.

The funniest thing is the comments

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1PPJ35WY17216/ref=cm_aya_cmt?_encoding=

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Catbaths

http://www.metro.co.uk/catbaths

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have to somehow work this into a bait...

http://www.newsstarng.com/news/0706200816.php

Mob kills man over missing genitals
Story by, Dare Oyewole, Kaduna, Nigeria
Posted: Saturday, 7 June 2008

Quote:
Kaduna — Residents of Kaduna metropolis,especially males,have developed a suspicion for strangers following the alleged upsurge in the incidents of missing sexual organs sweeping across the state.
The latest incident involved a 25-year-old man, Israel Seth, who alleged that his genitals disappeared after he was touched by a businessman in Kafanchan,Jama’a Local Government Area of Kaduna State.
Seth is now being detained by the police in Kaduna along with 44 other persons for allegedly committing arson and beating to death one Kingsley Onu.
Relaying how he was arrested, he told News Star that after shaking hands with Onu (now deceased),he suddenly felt his manhood disappear, following which he raised the alarm which attracted people to the scene.
He alleged that even though his lost manhood had reappeared,it was no longer functional since he no longer had any sexual feelings.
Giving reasons for the suspects’ arrest,the Deputy Commissioner of Police in charge of the State Police Command, Mr. Adams Audu, explained that the suspects were being held for jointly attacking and killing Onu (25) for allegedly causing the disappearance of Seth’s manhood at Jagindi-Tasha, Kafanchan in Jama’a Local Government Area of the state.
He said that while Onu was taken into custody by the police after the initial commotion following Seth’s allegation, Seth mobilised youths in the area and invaded the police station with dangerous weapons and forcibly took Onu from the cell, killed him and burnt his remains.
He alleged that the rioters then proceeded to destroy police property in the station and set the building ablaze, after which the suspects also proceeded to burn down the deceased’s shop and property worth N5 million.
Audu said a police re-enforcement team had to be drafted to the scene so as to prevent the escalation of the violence,adding that all those arrested had confessed their parts in the crime and would soon be charged to court.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I picked up this link to the old Ladybird book about Policemen in England. It is worth a read!

http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

{repost from here: Telemarketer Prank Recording }

A friend in a chatroom popped this audio link up and I just about rolled with laughter! It's not baiting, but how swiftly this guy turned the tables was great.

Warning: Not particularly safe for work!
Telemarketer Prank

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^2 The above news article explained by Sabella Ogbobode Abidde

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Safari Accra>Dakar
Safari Accra>Lome
Safari Cotonou>Abidjan
Safari Cotonou>Accra
Safari Cotonou>Lome I am not happy over this journey ok, thanks
Safari Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

customerssuck.com

Here's a sampling of the stories told.

Quote:
Female Customer: Hi, I need to have our TV looked at. No channels are showing.
Me: OK.
Background male voice: You don't need it looked at...blah blah blah...
Customer: You shut up, you asshole! You're the one who broke this G - D TV!
Background voice: Nawwww...
Customer: Shut up, you f*ckin' idiot! I HATE YOU!
Me: Um, mam?
Customer: (sweetly) Yes?

*****************************************

Me: This is Phone Jockey…how may I help you?
Customer: Hey, my phone number is 555-5543.
Me: OK, 555-5543.
Customer: NOT 555-5563. You got it wrong the first time.
Me: Uh…
Customer: You got it WRONG the first time.
Me: I didn’t…
Customer: It was wrong. Fix it.

*****************************************

Customer: The time is on my box again.
Me: OK.
Customer: It says 00:00.
Me: That’s the time?
Customer: Yes.
Me: No, it’s not.
Customer: Oh. No, it’s not.

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Customer: My TV is having some problems.
Me: Like what, sir?
Customer: Well, my channels talk, but I won’t listen.

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Customer: My channels are furry.
Me: Furry?
Customer: Yes, furry. Don’t you know what furry is?
Me: Indeed, mam.

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Customer: My TV is rolling up.
Me: What?
Customer: It has been for awhile.

*****************************************

Customer: Your tech came by & knocked on my door & just looked puzzled at me.
Me: Why?
Customer: Because he didn’t do anything.

*****************************************

Customer: My TV box doesn’t work.
Me: OK, please unplug it.
Customer: What?! I’m not HOME right now!

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Customer: I’m on my sister’s account and I’m trying to get on the internet & I’m using my computer. Can you git me on there?
Me: OK, I don’t show that your sister has the internet on her account.
Customer: Well, that’s okay. Just hook me up to DSL.
Me: Sir, we don’t offer DSL, we have high speed internet.
Customer: Well then just add me some DSL.
Me: Sir, we don’t offer that. Plus, this account states only your sister can make changes to it.
Customer: Oh well, that’s fine. Just add the internet only for me then.

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