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Spudz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Watch Vic Reeves blow stuff up with gas!

www.gasbangwallop.com

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol that would be really funny here other than fact that a bunch of lunitics have been doing that to ATM's.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Really? jeepers creepers look at the fun they could have with 1970's furniture!!

Vic Reeves just hit's my funny bone every time, He's like the original dramatic gopher!

Here's something from his first TV show 'Big Night Out' back in '90/'91

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQpkp4lC8Y

And from one of the craziest celebrity quiz shows ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUle378G2G4

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now this is what you call bad luck.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7959155.stm

He'll get better just in time to get executed.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love the sun caption... Man-sion Rolling Eyes Laughing

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Sun is on a roll today:

'SatNav left me on the brink...'

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
Quote:
I just trusted it


For a fraction of the cost he could have bought a map. I guess some people should never be allowed to drive. Or reproduce

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Quote:
"Heavy machinery had to be brought in to stop the car from falling. "


A quad is heavy machinery ??

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know it's spring when girls start showing their belly buttons.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ beers! I'll drinjk to that . . Hic

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Build Lego on your PC Very Happy

http://ldd.lego.com/

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You have seriously got to be shitting me:

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

They just showed the other commercial here in the UK where the girls dance down the street and all the bushes get smaller.
Subtle.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sorry if its a re-post but just seen this on a car forum linked from CH

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Posted this in another thread but was advised to post it here, it involves 419s and this part of the forum says no 419s so I apologise in advance...


I am from the UK and love the UK version of the office (the original), I have only just started to watch the American version (mainly because there is nothing else to watch) and whilst watching one in season 2 called Michaels Birthday there was a reference to 419 scams. the transcript went like this...


Michael: Okay, calling cards, are the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.

Ryan: Who uses calling cards anymore?

Michael: You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan. I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.

Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.

Michael: Yes, thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will.

Toby: Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the e-mail?

Michael: You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay? All right. So raise your hand if you want to get rich. (Jim and Dwight raise their hands) All right.

(Michael points at Jim, Stanley goes back to his crossword puzzle)

Jim: No. Um, how is this not a pyramid scheme?

Michael: All right, let me explain again.

(Michael clears a new sheet on his flip chart)

(Jim looks at the camera)

Michael: Phil, has recruited me and another guy. Now we are getting three people each. (Michael diagrams it on the flip chart) The more people that get involved, the more people who are investing, and the more money we're all gonna make.




just thought it was funny hearing that Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@buck

That's too funny!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lotta, if it's too funny for this thread, why don't you delete it? I thought you've got the master delete button ?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Anyone else recognise those church signs at the first glance?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Straight out of a sign generator.

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I've seen that email, it says the churches are across the street from each other and that happened over a week or something. My roommate thought it was hilarious and passed it on.

I didn't have the heart to say that it was fake. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Qantas, The Australian Airline

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school
diploma to fix one: reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our
jobs.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the
form,
and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never
let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some
actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P)
and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers:
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an
accident.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<a href="http://failblog.org/2009/04/07/acronym-fail/#comments">The church has expanded...or something</a>

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://eight-ball-consulting.biz/

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