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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Baby's First Internet (the url tags don't work on this, so just cut and paste)


God this is spot on (some things apply nicely to this site).


Fixed it so the url tags work - you owe me a Pimms - SB Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The newest XKCD comic just got put online. This one is titled "Upcoming Hurricanes".

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It's scroll over title reads as follows: "I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. It's just a matter of time."

You you guys haven't ever seen XKCD, I highly recommend checking it out. It's the most popular webcomic on the net and it's kind of hilarious.

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maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Potential Knobhead of the year award Laughing

A true contender for knobhead of the year award!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rover wrote:
Potential Knobhead of the year award Laughing


God bless Darwin for teaching us about natural selection!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy ^^^ thats funny. However Ansett shut their doors in 2001 so it must be an old one.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From The Ghanaian Times

HUNCHBACKS UNDER THREAT

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://eatliver.com/img/2008/3109.jpg

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Thanks, Rover! Very Happy

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Safari Accra>Lome
Safari Cotonou>Abidjan
Safari Cotonou>Accra
Safari Cotonou>Lome I am not happy over this journey ok, thanks
Safari Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
Safari #1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.quirkology.com/USA/Experiment_earthMove.shtml

How much does the earth move for you?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://eatliver.com/img/2007/2365.jpg

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://pcweenies.net/comics/2008-08-01_pcw.jpg

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mork Meets The Fonz Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHWXAJhmvyU

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

New Treatment For Sunburn -

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn,
specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was
promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will
Viagra do for him, Doctor'?


The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Check out this pic of the "Top dietetic technician of the year", proudly shaking hands with the hospital's director for food and nutrition. Would you trust them with your diet?
http://www.heraldguide.com/details_archive.php?id=3539

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ever wondered how many goats you are worth?

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I am worth nine goats. "You're almost the most beautiful girl here." Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How to get abducted by aliens

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Interesting bit of interaction with scammers of a different sort. Basically, a guy pretends to find cash and puts up a generic post on Craigslist asking for the "true" owner to come forward to collect it. Some great (and obviously fake) replies, but note the similarities in the Dallas example between three "different" people claiming the cash.

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/found/found.php

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Cheeseman is on the rampage trying to find out who killed the finance Minister of Nigeria, never mind the 20 million. The link below is to the start of the story. Laughing

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/comics/king.html?name=Piranha&date=20080811

Cool it worked this time....enjoy!!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do cats talk on the phone?
(22 seconds)
http://www.4shared.com/file/59151246/b909462d/michealhome3.html
(warning, may be offensive to some)
Laughing

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\/ you'r welcome Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, juju. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The new video game from EA Sports

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