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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Got a letter from a lad who, to judge from his CAPITALIZED WORDS, had the American election on the brain:

Lad wrote:
...I am Barrister Bill MaCAIN a company lawyer to
Late .Mr.McLean JOHN...


So I asked him if he was related to a certain presidential candidate.

I wrote:
Please tell me, are you related to John McCain? Because I think I am going to vote for him. I trust him, and I will trust his family, too. You are his brother, am I right? I heard that his brother is a lawyer somewhere.


Well whadaya know?
Lad wrote:
I AM.


I think it's my patriotic duty to include as much unasked for political commentary per email as possible.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently the make very good chips/fries as well...

http://www.mccain.co.uk/homefries/

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've never seen brothers who spell their last name differently - perhaps there was a family rift you could get some details on?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Mr.McLean JOHN


I think he meant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you want to donate your money to fund the 100-year war. Risky free! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahhh McCain, you've done it again. Wink They make Ok fish as well.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps include this one:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s

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