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BoogiepopGirl
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 22
Location: Wherever you want me to be located, baby
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:17 am |
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I know this may be seen often, but I'm still a newb, and this is the first time I've seen it. I received a letter from "Barrister D@vid C0nny" today...the Lad left a legend of key codes that can be used in AOL at the top of the script he sent me in the email. I just died laughing. Reminded me of the old "Please send this due the Standard Roach Complaint" joke that shows up from time to time in Reader's Digest (if you are unfamiliar, say so and I'll rehash the joke. It's lame, but funny).
Like I said, I know it's probably common for you experienced baiters to get mistakes like this, but this is the first one I've gotten. I'm SO glad I decided to try baiting, it's been an endless source of amusement. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:25 am |
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I've got a rookie too, I think. One of those NOK scams, they seemed to fall all over themselves to pose for trophy pictures since they couldn't provide those pesky passports. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:53 am |
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"Please send this due the Standard Roach Complaint" |
I don't know what that is. Now I'm curious. |
_________________ Thank you Annie Oakley for assuring me that we both can trust one another and have a successful business partnership. - J0hn Kennedy aka James Kennedy aka James R0bin aka Peter Ch0i
Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
OKIJA SHRINE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE OKIJA WILL GET YOU SOON. - Alex |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:47 am |
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BoogiepopGirl wrote: |
...the Lad left a legend of key codes that can be used in AOL at the top of the script he sent me in the email... |
And I'm not sure what that is. Please enlighten me. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:58 am |
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Slootie wrote: |
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"Please send this due the Standard Roach Complaint" |
I don't know what that is. Now I'm curious. |
It's an urban legend about someone who takes a sleeper cabin train (or stays at a classy hotel) and gets badly bitten by bedbugs. He writes a letter of complaint to the railway company (or hotel management) and receives a letter of apology - hasn't happened before - can't think how it could have done - sincere regrets... yada yada yada... All very well - except that also in the envelope is a pencilled note: "Sent this SOB the bedbug letter". |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:24 pm |
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I actually came across a real-life version of the Bedbug Letter, involving kosher supervision and a less-than-honest factory.
But back to the topic, if anyone has a lad who they think a complete noob, I'd like to send to send them a job offer. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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