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 What exactly is a troll?

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The Major
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Try this one;
http://www.lucybingogames.com/catdog.html

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Speaking of trolls......... here's a nice video that explains a lot....

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27678

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thankyou Chevy,that should be compulsory viewing.
I will tread carefully.
Sorry to have gone off thread on the 'CatBingo' thing but it is so absolutely bloody fascinating.
I'm thinking of writing to the Oxford English Dictionary to see if it can be included in the future,giving credit to the Great Ook of course.
A new word dedicated to 419 eater.
That's immortality for you.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Many thanks Bruin.
I don't think I have laughed so much in years.
Things(especially Cats)will never look the same again. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dang, y'all are giving trolls a bad name. Laughing

A troll comes along every now and then to create drama, gets kicked off the board, and everyone congratulates each other for a job well done; then we all sit around a camp fire and sing, "Kum Ba Yah."

It's great! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can they be a positive thing then?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmmm............this thread is starting to make me twitch. Sad

No they can never be positive, Major.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooops, I should have added this: [insert sarcasm here]

Trolls are bad. VERY VERY BAD.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that covers it.
Thankyou to all contributors.
Seem to have browned off the Staff Officers.
I'll go back into hibernation now.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This would be very useful for the Mods Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Major wrote:
Seem to have browned off the Staff Officers.
I'll go back into hibernation now.


Nope.......I'm not browned off. Troll talk just makes me twitchy and then I have to spend time sharpening my stick Laughing

Please don't go into hibernation.... Sad

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to give you a duff impression Lotta,I really didn't know what a Troll was.Then I got a bit carried away with the silliness of it all.Mrs.The Major was very dubious about me getting involved with all this,she now dies with hysterics every time a cat enters the back garden and I have to live with this.
I have never posted on a forum before and once I overcame the nervousness I was a little overwhelmed by the welcome and found I could,nt stop.
I still say I have never laughed so much in years,but I hope you lot don,t think I am one of those horrible things.
Trolls are crap,Majors(I think)are nice.
Thanks for the reassurance though.
Might be a good idea to lock this thread maybe?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of my best friends are Majors. Very Happy

I'm looking forward to seeing the fruits of your baiting efforts.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Major, and Welcome here.
Don't worry, lots of members have made much shakier entrances to these fora than you have. I am pleased to see your enthusiasm for what we do. Like Luckey, I look forward to seeing your baits! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thankyou Luckey and Ima.
It's a strange thing but I have been having a go at the lads for a while now,did'nt even realise there were organisations like this for support.Idid'nt even know there was a Generic name for them.(Lads).
I have got a couple of them on the hook at the moment but I am harvesting hints of the masters in this forum and things are going well.
When they run their course I will sign up for a mentor and hopefully learn to do it like a pro.
I just feel that if I am allowed to make my own mistakes then my future mentor will not get irritated by my ignorance,ergo saving time on both sides. Idea Hence my naive questions.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it was good to talk about the plusses (NONE) and the minuses (unlimited) of Trolls. Sharp sticks and steel toed boots with hobnail soles are best. I try to live by the axiom Don't Feed the Troll (DFTT).

I am glad Luckey chimed in since I have a friend Major too. Wink

Welcome The Major. CATBINGO Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thankyou ParaNoid,
It is lovely to meet you.
I'm glad I know what these things are now,and(in spite of my tangential way of thinking)I shall try to avoid such horrid creatures and behaviour in future.
As I mentioned at the start of this thread 'I am enlightened',I had no idea that it would go on for such a long time and lead to such important subjects like 'CatBingo'.
It is a little like being raised to the third degree in the Masons,except far more important.
I am blessed with a little of the 'knowledge' for which I am grateful.
My only worry is that posting in this forum is more fun than having the lads away so to speak.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ha, you think this one's long... you shoulda come around when the PWT was still here... it was 145 pages i think... i sat down and read it one night, thanks to root's "suggestion", took 4 hours.... great fun... turned my brain to mushiness! oh, to stay on topic, (somewhat) i love CATBINGO! and Ook!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:
(DFTT).
Don't be shy, I know you mean DFTFT.

I need some antihistamine. My nose is starting to itch.

So Mr Major, how is the baiting going? Confused

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Don't confuse trolls with people that no one likes. Trolls do it intentionally with malicious intent whereas the others are just being their bloody arsehole selves. Very Happy

In any case, welcome to the Eater Major.

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Ex. wrote:
Don't confuse trolls with people that no one likes....just being their bloody arsehole selves.
That's why this variety of annoying hemorrhoids die a slower and fittingly more painful death.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Major wrote:
I just feel that if I am allowed to make my own mistakes then my future mentor will not get irritated by my ignorance,ergo saving time on both sides. Idea Hence my naive questions.
Ah, but that's the point of a baiting mentor. We don't get irritated by newcomers asking basic baiting questions...if we did, we wouldn't have signed up with Cherrie as mentors. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a little reticent to go down this path,but what is PWT?

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Lurk and learn... Wink
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