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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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Ginger Head
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is just too good... too good... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jayhawk wrote:
Someone also needs to be in charge of scheduling food days for the home office, complete with a list of who is responsible for bringing what. I can think of nothing more frustrating than to be starving, thousands of miles from home, and getting a listing of the food that will be available during the next staff luncheon.


At work, we used to rotate who would bring snack to staff meetings. It was a pain in the ass.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When do all the Reverends receive their customised TWATberries for easier e-mail communication?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

glad to see there are plans afoot for adamu. i was starting to wonder whether you would have been better off making an exception to the eater rule and burning him in the vague hope that he might sit back and realise that his activities are what led to his 100 day trip to chad and may even think of changing his ways. I'm sure you lot have much better plans in place for him though Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ The fact that he went straight back to scamming after being home for only a week or two shows how little he learned. Oh well, on to lesson number 2. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

do you reckon he'd have learned more had he been burned (at least that way he couldnt possibly fail to link his scamming to his ordeal) or would he be just as likely to put it down as one bad experience and go back to his old ways?

either way, i'm eagerly looking forward to his next lesson!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The goal is to make them so wary (paranoid) of anything "odd" that they will twig on victims quickly and thereby become ineffective at scamming.

Some lads don't learn very quickly. Evil or Very Mad

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Aliena
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:
You should tell him that the proper greeting is to hold his hand up with his middle finger down - - and the other fingers straight up - and to say "Kiss, Air, and Tease"

That is like giving the middle finger....and saying some bad words!!!


Eliza.. I am shocked!! Wash your mouth out with soap!!! Laughing Laughing

(BTW.. it's pronounced "kus" and is even better if you tack "umak" on to the end of it!) Very Happy

Jojo.. I feel another morals attack pressing down on me again.. sending him with a sign like "Mohammed is a TWAT" is hardcore.. remind me again how much of a TWAT this guy is... Confused


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ A sign like what? We haven't had them holding signs in ages.

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Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
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Aliena
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ bloody hell you're fast.. gimme time to edit! Laughing Laughing Laughing

I was talking about the new lad.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ That sign was given to the original lads on safari. Actually, they came up with the sign themselves. Smile

Edit: Now, the bomb threat in the bank, well, that was our doing. Laughing

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Safari - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
Golden Pith - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - Shocked - "SAVE ME"
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Aliena
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OK.. someone is messing around 'cus I aint mad or soft in the head.. and as you can see.. I even "quoted" Eliza Doolittles post - which followed straight on from Jo Jo's post which has also disappeared.. along with a couple of others..

Jo Jo's post was the one where it said that the new lad that Freddie Fudpucker didn't have time to deal with cus of school has been handed over and was on his way to Chad on Monday with a one way ticket and would have a sign that said "Mohammed is a TWAT"

Yeah, yeah.. I'm bonkers.. but where the Hell did I mange to quote Eliza Doolittles post from if it didn't exist huh?

Sheesh! I'm being scammed! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Page 1 Wink

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Safari - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Err, it's right here Aliena. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133890#1102826

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Aliena
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What do you mean I'm mad and soft in the head? It aint my fault - it's never my fault.. so it must be yours! Laughing Laughing Laughing

These hash conditions have sent me loopy.. and it's all your fault I tell ya..

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Please don't send me to Chad. I don't want to be stredded there.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

-- deleted - wrong thread!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Confused

Do we say thanks for that?

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Safari - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

~ Professor So And So,

Set up emails to recipients by number. The most important people receiving mail is #1 and so on. Different colors for the numbers. You could demote Ben to #2 if he misbehaved and miracle might be a 3 already. Grade and adjust. Manipulate like children.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^WTF?? Confused

Do you think we actually spend time on this or something???

Wow!

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Safari - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
Golden Pith - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - Shocked - "SAVE ME"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Fry - did you deliver that piecea information to the wrong thread?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Ginger - "SAVE ME!"

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Safari - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
Golden Pith - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - Shocked - "SAVE ME"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ All, I did NOT post that in this thread, I promise. It was posted in the lotto lads thread...either that or I'm really losing what's left of my little tiny mind! Embarassed

Sorry!! Now back to the topic at hand....

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

None of this exists. It's all in everyone's heads.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We thought that you would all appreciate this email to .

Quote:
"SUBJECT: NOW THE LAWS

Your Lordship Reverend William,

Our humble advise regarding to Mr.Godspower Jessa is that the TWAT should send his travel expenses back to him or through us as the Leaders here in Africa. Then, leave his full conversion to us as we shall gradually do that. Also, when he receives that grant from you, his mind will be at rest that the TWAT holds a living standard. Also, it will be a security to us as members doing TWAT business in the future without any form of sabotaging efforts from the unknown would be member.

Nevertheless, we would appreciate that you decide fast on what would be our next line of action regards to our new membership into the fold of TWAT Laughing as we are not in our base now rather in a strange land (CHAD) which you have choosen for us. Bearing in mind that we are just managing to ensure that we remain connected talking with you without enough knowledge about TWAT and exigencies that will keep us going with the movement of TWAT concerning our continous staying here in N'Djamena- Chad without knowing actually where we are heading to or what the mission is for. In a nutshell, we are ever ready now to accept the opened seal of the true TWAT in order to enable us to move into the next level of the new world of business in the TWAT folds. With all due respect that you will understand the little way we can put our assurance of trust to the body of TWAT and confidenciality of the issues within the confinds of the body of TWAT. We now meant the true representation and now ask that you come out openly to give us the clear picture of what this is all about and to accept and welcome us in a clear directions and with embracing arms with one another.

Where is Reverend Benjamin Dover??? We hope that we are not going out of focus. In this regards, we believed that hearing next from you will be THE LAW.

Thank you and three happy cheers to the TWAT. (Nice... we cheer for TWAT as well)

Your humble servants,

Rev.Miracle Charles Ubeji and Rev.Andrew Ezekiel Omezi

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is a glorious email. They are taking it so seriously.

One thing that we don't always write about is how we are working in the background. We normally have several things going on here. This is one of the many workings we have in the background I thought I would like to share. Sister Anita, the 15 year old intern, is writing back and forth with Godspower's son, Famous. Here is an interesting email from Famous, in response to my picture I sent him:

Quote:
i will attached my picture to you,

but why did u and ur sister open your mouth when taking the picture,

how old are you,and i will like both of us to chat on line so that i can see you on cam and you see me on cam.

cam to cam will be better,how do you think about that.

that will be better.

Yours
Famous


Anita is quite cute...

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