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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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BobCat
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder what will happen if this keeps up. We'll actually start a congregation Smile

Scene: Abeche, 2104.

A small group of over 300 TWAT members are in a church.

Minister: We must give thanks to the Ones who have baited us.

Others: Amen.

Minister: May the pyramid be with you.

Others: And also with you.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would think after what the church has put them all through, all of the lads would be completely turned off of any kind of religion.

I can imagine all these people meeting up one day and decided to put out a hit on that asshole Reverend Dover.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^

Yeah, but you never know Smile Someone may actually start a real [email protected] church from this

"they screwed it up so badly! I can make it right!"

Maybe it'll be the [email protected] Church (R standing for reformed) Smile

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"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t [email protected] (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like someone already used you guys acronym:
http://www.president-bush.com/twat.html
Wink
Meanwhile, back in Chad:
http://cbncompass.ca/index.cfm?sid=153012&sc=326
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The capital, N'djamena, is a hot, dry and dusty place made up of a collection of sun-bleached buildings riddled with bullet holes and bomb blasts. Large sections of the city literally lie in rubble following the January rebel attack.


Quote:
As I write this, the rebels from the east (supposedly supported by the Sudanese Government) are moving towards a strike on the capital, N'djamena.


It sounds like Miracle and Christ Godspower are going to be having a lot of fun very soon. Laughing

Quote:
While the village I live in is small and poor, I have come to realize the people are kind and hospitable


Somehow I don't think Stinky and the Leg would completely agree with that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Yeah, but you never know Smile Someone may actually start a real [email protected] church from this

At Yakuza's gentle nudging, some lads in India did start the NERV church. They held services and everything: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=125983&highlight=everest. Last we heard, they were headed for Nepal and the base of Mt. Everest.
Edit: Please do not necro that thread, read only.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, the media blows EVERYTHING out of proportion. Chad is a land of wonderful opportunity.

Welcome Yaya.

We are chatting with Miracle right now. We are trying to get him to understand the importance of receiving the Ghanian TWAT into the folds.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if lads at these "lad weddings" actually realize both sides are guymen. ...and if they do, do they still play it straight with each other so as not to risk being called out? I love the psychology that plays out in some of these baits.

This reminds me of the great ARK/Dan the lotto lad wedding a while back. I think they both played it straight with each other, but ARK seemed pretty concerned about the quality of the Europeans' point man in Africa.

If you guys can do anything to suggest the next lads bring a camera, please do. Lad weddings are big events that require some degree of coordination, they should be recorded.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in from the son of the TWAT that reached Maiduguri a few hours ago:


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PLEASE TRY AND CALL HIM HE IS IN MEDUGURI RIGHT NOW HE HAS NO MONEY TO COME TO CHAD AND HE HAS NO MONEY FOR ACCORMORDATION, PLEASE CALL HIME AND MEET HIM UP PLEASE TRY ALL YOUR BEST TO MEET HIME TODAY


We'll have a chat to post soon too. We just talked with the Miracle Network a bit ago.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What? Only to Maiduguri and already out of money? And he still has such a long way to go... (in many ways Very Happy )
I hope he's able to read the forms required for the WU-transfers after his eye-surgery... it would be a pity if he would get 'stredded' or in serious debt with a driver for example Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

These guys have no reason to believe that this is at all related to scamming. There is no correlation.

Here is a chat between Miracle, Prof (Rev William in CAPS) and me (Dover). In the chat logs, TWAT is Miracle.

Quote:

TWAT: hello
we are online now

me: hello

TWAT: yes
who are we chatting with?

me: This is Ben
William is coming in the room in one moment
He will be typing in all CAPS

TWAT: are you still in US?

me: Yes
I leave shortly

TWAT: ok
what time exactly is your flight taking off

me: 10:30 our time

TWAT: ok that will fine

me: THIS IS REVEREND WILLIAM
It's very early now for us
SORRY, EVERYONE
AM I WAS A BIT LATE
It's only 5:30 AM here
GOSPELS AND ALL

TWAT: ok REV you are welcome

me: We are very sleepy
It was quite an inconvenience to get up at this hour
IS THAT CHARLES?
How are you boys doing?
OR ANDREW?

TWAT: yes

me: Charles
OKAY, GREAT

TWAT: Charles and Andrew chatting

me: CHARLES, DID YOU GET THE E-MAIL FROM BEN ASKING IF YOU CAN HANDLE SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS FOR US TODAY?

TWAT: yes
about Ghana TWAT

me: BEN IS NOW RUNNING LATE FROM THE BELLY FLOP ACCIDENT
CAN YOU HANDLE SUCH A MISSION FOR THE CHURCH?
Yeah
THIS IS VERY BIG
I told him about my departure at 10:30 today

TWAT: yes

me: That I will be leaving
RIGHT
Can you receive him Charles?
BUT THE GHANA TWAT NEEDS ATTENTION, AND BEN AND I AGREE
THAT WE HAVE NO OTHER TWAT MORE WORTHY OF THE TASK THAN
YOU, CHARLES
Take him into the folds of the TWAT?

TWAT: yes

me: IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DO IT
This is a big deal, do you understand?
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
BUT WE BOTH FEEL YOU CAN HANDLE THIS
YOU ARE THE SENIOR TWAT IN AFRICA RIGHT NOW
YOU KNOW HOW ALL OF THIS WORKS, AND WE'RE COUNTING ON THAT

TWAT: We due respect, we shall take up such tasks as soon as Rev
Benjamin comes down tomorrow and let the statement of Believe of the TWAT open to us

me: Well, the TWAT should be there today or tomorrow
AM SO YOU CAN'T RECEIVE THIS TWAT BEFORE BEN ARRIVES?
He is in Maiduguri now
THAT WON'T WORK
MAYBE WE CHOSE THE WRONG TWAT, BEN
Maybe
I THOUGHT HE WAS A PROPHET
Are you sure that you can handle this work Charles?
THAT CULD HANDLE THIS
Charles...

TWAT: Yes

me: Do you remember when we spoke on the phone, and you said that
you could see something good in the future
Something big
But you didn't want to say too much?
Remember

TWAT: As soon as the Godspower from Ghana arives Ndjamena, he
should call us

me: Well, I do believe this is that event
Okay
I need to know a good place for you to meet
YES
YOU GUYS KNOW ALL OF THE GOOD SPOTS BY NOW
Charles, are you there?
I really think that this is a great opportunity to show yourself as a
workman approved

TWAT: Yes

me: So, where is a good time and a place to meet
I suspect the TWAT will arrive in Chad today or tomorrow
I will give him your number
I have sent his forms over to you
So you may know what he looks like
THey should be in your account now
Normally we don't share such sacred forms
with other people

TWAT: Is it spot of meeting with you or the Ghananian?

me: But you are a high ranking TWAT offical now
CHARLES, THIS IS A VERY BIG STEP IN YOUR MINISTRY
Well, you will meet the Ghanian TWAT before I get there
I should only be a few hours behind
BEN IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM
I have a layover in New York I beleive
BUT YOU HAVE TO MEET WITH HIM, AND ACT AS THE PRIMARY TWAT
IN AFRICA
Yes

TWAT: ok

me: You can do it Charles
Are you excited about it?
AND YOU MUST KEEP CONTROL OF YOUR POSITION

TWAT: yes

me: This is your first step as the TWAT minister
DON'T LET THIS TWAT TRY TO OUT-GOSPEL YOU

TWAT: ok

me: GOOD
To him that is given much, much is required
Understand?
YOU ARE ACTING AS A PROXY FOR MYSELF AND BEN

TWAT: ok
ok

me: CHARLES

TWAT: yes

me: HE SHOULD BE THERE WITHIN A COUPLE OF HOURSW

TWAT: am here

me: HOURS
WE NEED YOU TO HANDLE THIS WITH GRACE
AND UPHOLD THE HONOR OF THE TWAT
Can you do this Charles?

TWAT: ok, let him call us to this numbers: XXXX827 and 9XXXX80

me: OKAY
NO PROBLEM
BUT CHARLES...
Okay
Here is his number in Nigeria
YOU NEED TO STAND FIRM IN YOUR LEADERSHIP
XXXXXXXX-0751
A I said, he arrived in maiduguri at 9AM this morning

TWAT: ok

me: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE BIGGEST TWAT IN AFRICA
We have tried to reach him
Well, second biggest
DO NOT LET HIM THINK OTHERWISE
But yes
So, what is the status of things Charles?
Are you ready for this?

TWAT: Yes like I told you before
me: WE JUST HAVE TO BE SURE
Right
This is a big responsibility
HUGE

TWAT: I am ever ready as soon as you can equip us here for the task
ahead

me: You are acting as the standing TWAT in Africa
Yes
Where is a good time and place to meet

TWAT: When you arrive, you have to call us and we shall meet at Novotel
Hotel
me: NO. WHERE CAN YOU MEET THE GHANIAN TWAT TODAY?
Is Novotel the name at the hotel?
THEN WE DEAL WITH BEN TOMORROW
Let me be clear, the Ghanian TWAT will be there before me

TWAT: You have to understand that we do not have our own house here
in NDjamena

me: REALLY?
ALL OF EARTH IS GOD'S HOUSE, MY SON

TWAT: So, if here gets here, he should call them we arrange to let him
know how to enter bus to locate us

me: OKAY
Okay
Then you can explain how to enter the TWAT
BUT YOU WILL BE READY FOR THAT CALL?
I want you to sit around and talk about the TWAT
Discuss the doctrine with each other
You are serving as head TWAT Charles
YOU WILL BE PREPARED FOR THIS STEP IN THE MINISTRY?

TWAT: That was why we demanded to see you

me: BEN HURT HIS BELLY, BUT WILL BE THERE TOMORROW
THIS IS THE TASK AT HAND TODAY THOUGH
SO WE NEED FOCUSED TWATS
Yes
My tummy is red
From the belly flop

TWAT: I hope Ben will come with all the helpful information and materials
of TWAT for our easy lead of the Ministry

me: THE SPLASH WAS WORTH IT
BEN HAS EVERYTHING READY TO GO
EXCEPT HIMSELF
BUT HE'S ALMOST BETTER
THAT'S WHY WE NEED YOU TP TAKE CHARGE HERE

TWAT: ok

me: OTHERWISE WE HAVE TO SEND THIS TWAT HOME
AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Everything will go fine
Don't worry
Charles, where are you staying at night?

TWAT: As soon as his flight depart by 10.30am today, please, let
someone email us or call us to let us know that he is on air pls

me: HE IS TAKING A BUS
HE S IN MAIDUGURI NOW
HE'LL BE IN N'DJAMENA SOON
Okay
NOW CHARLES, BEN ASKED WHERE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

TWAT: No problem

me: WE WORRY ABOUT YOU
HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING INDOORS?

TWAT: Were the Driver kept us with his people, so we have to manage to
sleep there while we wait for you

me: nooooooooooooooo
sorry, my keyboard got stuck
nICE
sticky keys here
Is it inside?
THE DRIVER IS FEEDING YOU TOO?
What are "his people"?
His friends?
WE NEED TO KNOW THIS, FOR THE CLERGY AND ALL
Yeah
Stuff needs to be known for reasons best known to us
RIGHT
`I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST CAME INTO TWAT
MAN WAS I WORRIED FOR THE FIRST 4 WEEKS
Charles

TWAT: Am here
me: Tell me about the location where you stay
Who are the people you are with?
The driver's friends?
Does the driver speak English?

TWAT: Like we told you before, you do not worry about all that now since
you are arriving tomorrow

me: THE CLERGY WANTS TO KNOW
Why don't you just tell us?
The board needs to know

TWAT: The only problem we encountered was lack of finance

me: We are providing special compensation for your troubles
Plus the cake
SO YOU HAVE HAD PLENTY OF FOOD?
LOAVES AND PHISHED, BEN
SAME OLD SONG
We are trying to make our efforts more efficient
PHISHES, EXCUSE ME
After this is through, we will have you fill out a member satisfaction
survey

TWAT: I do not want us to complain because, it might sound funy to you
but its real


me: RIGHT. EFFICIENCY
My bonus is related to how well I score on that survey
Go on
We won't consider it complaining
I want to hear
FACTS ARE FACTS
NOT COMPLAINTS
Spare no detail, no matter how gruesome
RIGHT
I am a big boy
I can take it

TWAT: We are sleeping outside most times with heavy loads of Mosquitoes bite

me: EVEN IF THERE IS A LEG INVOLVED
THERE ARE MOSQUITOES THERE?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A DESERT
MAN AM I OUT OF TOUCH
DOES THE DRIVER FEED YOU, CHARLES?

TWAT: Too much mosquitoes
The bite is very painful most times

me: WOW, THERE'S MY SAFARI QUOTE
CHARLES, THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE
Man
THAT TWAT BY TOMORROW YOU WILL BE OUT F THOSE HASH
CONDITIONS
Tell us more
Can you not just spray bug spray?
AM GOD I'M WASTED. I CAN BARELY TYPE
Charles?

TWAT: We pray so

me: Art thou there?
SORRY CHARLES
I will bring some bug spray

TWAT: ok

me: AND NET SHORTS
But we will be staying in a nice hotel once I arrive
What do you sleep on outside?
Explain the sleeping arrangement

TWAT: That will be beautiful, especially, mosquito net along with you

me: I'M ALERTING THE CLERGY RIGHT NOW ABOUT ALL OF THIS
WE'LL HAVE TO SEND MORE MONEY WITH YOU, BEN
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
WE CAN'T HAVE OUR TWATS BEING RIDDLED WITH MOSQUITOES ALL
NIGHT
Yeah
That would be very painful
INCREDIBLY
What other grievances have you Charles?
Please tell us
Any problems
CHARLES, DOES THE DRIVER AT LEAST FEED YOU?
AND ANDREW?
List every detail, the people want to know
Yes, tell us about the food situation
RIGHT

TWAT: We know that it is only for a while and will be all well as soon as
you arriveed Ndjamena

me: CHARLES, WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF ALL OF THIS
Yes
But we need this on record no
w
I AM HORRIFIED BY THE LITTLE YOU ARE TELLING ME
PLEASE TELL US MORE
Please answer the questions
Tell us the food situation
How often do you eat and what do you eat?

TWAT: Regards to food situation, we eat once a day

me: "FOOD SITUATION". HAH
GOD BLESS THEM
WHAT DO YOU EAT FOR THAT MEAL?

TWAT: We eat only eat dry bread and mixtures of grindded meat as the cheapest food we can reach

me: THIS IS GOOD, CHARLES
THAT IS HOW YOU HAVE MANAGED TO SAVE MONEY TO TELL US ALL OF
THIS ON THE INTERNET
This is the kind of thing we need to know
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR US TO KNOW
WET FOOD IS SECONDARY TO THIS
Yes

TWAT: Myself and Andrew are together all times, we sleep together, eat together and drink together, in one love, enduring till the last

me: Cue brokeback mtn music (I actually wrote that in the chat, that is not added later)
So, does the driver keep you locked up?
HAVE YOU BEEN FINDING SOLICE IN THE TWAT DOCTRINE DURING
THIS SMALL TRIAL OF FAITH?
THE BROKEBACK THING HAD ME IN TEARS ALMOST
BEN, DON'T FORGET THAT BUG SPRAY
Yes
I will bring this for them

TWAT: The driver always provides money to us for our internet checks
and telephone because of the hope you were giving to us

me: GOOD
It is a shame that these events have been so unfortunate
Does the driver speak English?
THERE IS NO NEED FOR HOPE
ONLY FAITH

TWAT: He does not speak english

me: GAS GRASS OR ASS, i GUESS

TWAT: but, we cope with the little French we can hear

me: GOOD
YOU ARE MARVELOUS TWATS
YOUR STRENGTH THROUGH THIS MINIMAL AMOUNT OF TIME HAS BEEN
IMPRESSIVE

TWAT: To God be all the Glory

me: YEAH

TWAT: We also appreciate you all

me: TOO BAD GOD DIDN'T SAVE ANY FOR THE REST OF US
YA KNOW?
WE APPRECIATE YOU IMMENSLY
You appreciate us?
Thanks so much@!
You have NO idea how many people appreciate you
YOU TWATS MAKE US PROUD TO BE WHERE WE ARE

TWAT: The trail does not mater to us but what maters most is HOW DO
YOU STAND IN THIS MIST OF THOSE TRAILS

me: Your story is a wonderful one
Yes
THAT'S RIGHT, CHARLES
A good word

TWAT: Beliving that it shall be over shortly

me: IT'S HOW WE DEAL WITH THE LORD'S PLAN THAT MATTERS
That is the attitude to have

TWAT: we hope that should be the carrier of every good appostles
me: YOU ARE VERY WISE
You are a TWAT that carries many things
I AM IMPRESSED WITH THIS TWAT YOU HAVE FOUND, BEN
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE TAUGHT IN MY MINISTRY
TEACH A MAN TO FISH, AND HE EATS FOR A DAY
TEACH A MAN TO SURVIVE ON A LITTLE DRY STUFF AND MEAT FROM
SOME RANDOM ANIMAL, AND HE'LL EVENTUALLY STARVE
TO GOD BE THE GLORY, BEN
THIS IS GREAT
Those are fine words
Charles, we have faith in you
THANK GOD TOMORROW YOU WILL BE THERE

TWAT: Thanks

me: Yes
CHARLES, YOU ARE MORE THAN DESERVING
I hope the first class seats are big enough

TWAT: What a wonderful family together tomorrow

me: YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY OF RECEIVING THIS
GHANIAN TWAT
BUT YOU MUST TAKE CHARGE
AND BE THE LEADER YOU ARE

TWAT: We shall not wait to enbrace you
and the TWAT


me: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH?
Yes
What is the bathing situations

TWAT: Its a dream that must have to be fulfiled

me: YES
Yes
of course
NATURALLY
NOW, ABOUT THE BATHS

TWAT: For our bath, we stayed 4days on our journey down to Ndjamena without bath, then, thereafter, we arranged and can take our baths once a day for now

me: THAT IS GREAT
AM I THINK I AM GOING TO BUY ANOTHER COUCH FOR MY BEDROOM
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, CHARLES?

TWAT: My color is BLUE and Andrew is BLUE ALSO

me: OH RIGHT, ANDREW IS THERE
SORRY, ANDREW
YOU'RE KINF OF QUIET

TWAT: Yes he is here

me: KIND OF, I MEANT
CHARLES, ARE YOU AND ANDREW RELATED?
AS IN BLOOD RELATIVES

TWAT: No in Blood relations but, of same Tribe

me: AH
NOW WE ARE ALL ONE AND THE SAME TRIBE
What other hardships do you face Charles?

TWAT: Yes as TWAT

me: Give us details
IS ANDREW HAVING FUN IN CHAD?
Are there any other things that you wish could be better?

TWAT: No body is having fun for the moment as its not our base

me: BEN, I HAVE TO STEP OUT FOR A MOMENT. CAN YOU HANDLE THE
QUESTIONS FOR A WHILE?
CHARLES, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
i WILL BE RIGHT BACK

TWAT: ok

me: SISTER ANITA NEEDS ME

TWAT: ok


One of my favourite quotes:

Quote:
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but its real

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is also in from Christ's son:

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PLEASE TRY AND CALL HIM HE IS IN MEDUGURI RIGHT NOW HE HAS NO MONEY TO COME TO CHAD AND HE HAS NO MONEY FOR ACCORMORDATION, PLEASE CALL HIME AND MEET HIM UP PLEASE TRY ALL YOUR BEST TO MEET HIME TODAY
THESE HIS NIGERIA LINE PLEASE YOU KNOWN HE IS A STRANGER IN MEDUGURI.+


Very similar to the one Prof wrote, but with a very nice tag at the end, which was bolded for your pleasure. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

has He got any accomodation arranged ?

...a good place in NJamena for Accomodation is the hotel "Novotel" , in the most expensive street of the city. Good relaxing atmosphere , amazing swimming pool , a bargain for just 90.000 XCFA (130 EUR/160 USD per / night Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Take him into the folds of the TWAT?


Laughing

Quote:
We are sleeping outside most times with heavy loads of mosquitoes bite
Too much mosquitoes
The bite is very painful most times


Hahaha, that is just brilliant. Quote of the day.

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I wonder if lads at these "lad weddings" actually realize both sides are guymen. ...and if they do, do they still play it straight with each other so as not to risk being called out? I love the psychology that plays out in some of these baits.


I can just imagine both sides, when they finally meet, desperately trying to pretend to each other that they are actually devoted members of the TWAT, and not just trying to scam the church out of money.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have said this before... but I truly believe that this set of TWATs are serious about the church. I am not saying they are not scammers. But I honestly believe that they think this is a way out or whatever. I think that they would actually follow through with their duties.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The Novotel NDjamena La Tchadienne is located on the banks of the Chari River in the west of the capital, 5 minutes from the airport (free shuttle service) and 5 minutes from the city centre. The hotel offers 153 rooms, two restaurants, two bars open until midnight, an outdoor swimming pool, a tennis court and a petanque area, all in quiet, leafy surroundings. The hotel is ideal for a business trip or a holiday in NDjamena with your partner or family. Private parking within the hotel.

http://www.novotel.com/fichehotel/gb/nov/0957/fiche_hotel.shtml

Sounds lovely! Shocked
Almost ready to go myself.

Seriously though....You have got us all on the edge of our seats. Can't wait to hear what Ben gets up to. This is going to get really good. Heck, it is already good, but it is going to get even better.
The best part is the fact these twats just keep getting further and further in debt. Damn strait he is going to take it out on their butts. He has their passports..Where are they going to go? They are gonna be years working as his slaves to pay off this debt. Absolutely fricken hillarious! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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TWAT: No body is having fun for the moment as its not our base



Love it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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me: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE BIGGEST TWAT IN AFRICA


What an honor to bestow upon him. Stinky boi set the bar very high.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Prof- can you call Christ later? I have 6 messages from him and his son.

I'm out. I will be back Friday. Hopefully some nice updates will be seen.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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TWAT: We eat only eat dry bread and mixtures of grindded meat as the cheapest food we can reach


Nooooooooooooooo! grinded budget mystery meat! It's shit in England, what value-meat must be like in Chad i dare not imagine!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thinking on this one; maybe each subsequent Lad could be persuaded to bring along an offering for the shrine, or something to be blessed at the shrine.

In the latter case, I'm inspired by the souvenirs that medieval pilgrims brought back from their journeys - but for TWATs, it has to be brought to the TWAT site and consecrated there. Said item could be any number of things. Some features that spring to mind are:

[a] Fragile and hard to transport
[b] Suspicious
[c] Embarrassing
[d] All of the aforementioned.

I'm afraid that my creativity is stalled there. Any suggestions for what the TWATs might carry?


There is something that would meet most of the above four criteria. Let's have the lads bring 'durian'. This is a kind of fruit which is characterized as follows

Quote:
The edible flesh emits a distinctive odour, strong and penetrating even when the husk is intact. Regarded by some as fragrant, others as overpowering and offensive, the smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in Southeast Asia.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

There's just a small problem. The lads would have to import durian from SE Asia, since that's is where it grows. But the more lads go on safari to Chad, the bigger will be the need for durian import into Nigeria. So this may mean big business in the not so far future.[/quote]

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can absolutely assure you ( having recently tried it in Asia) that Durian smells like nothing else on earth - it is beyond foul - good idea Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Prof- can you call Christ later?


For some reason that had me laughing really hard!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Carrying durian, our TWAT brothers will be able to recongize each other by mere smell. This is such a singular thing because durian is virtually unexistent in Africa. No living being, be it humans or animals, could ignore our lads, and sure they will get a lot of publicity, wherever they may roam. This will further help to spread the word of TWAT.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jojobean wrote:

me: nooooooooooooooo
sorry, my keyboard got stuck

me: WOW, THERE'S MY SAFARI QUOTE

me: GAS GRASS OR ASS, i GUESS

TEACH A MAN TO FISH, AND HE EATS FOR A DAY
TEACH A MAN TO SURVIVE ON A LITTLE DRY STUFF AND MEAT FROM
SOME RANDOM ANIMAL, AND HE'LL EVENTUALLY STARVE


You're so evil...
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