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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:30 pm |
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The Paul Simon one needs slightly new words.
It starts Nooo-ooo! Nooo-ooo! ....
Jessica Simpson
"These Mugus are made for waiting, and wait is what they'll do. One of these days these mugus'll wait out-side for you"
Them mugu's made for suffrin, and suffrin's all they know, One of these days the mugu'll wail a long long noooooooo!" |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:52 pm |
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I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread. Especially I'm looking forward to pics of the meetup with Team Stinky in Abeche. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:19 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^^
thats what i was thinking, they apparently have a camera available. Adamu's pics looked like he went into the attic for them. |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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djxl
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Jun 2008
Posts: 7
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:45 pm |
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I love his answer for question 5 on the OTNMA:
5. Do you believe that women should be allowed to enjoy being in the TWAT?
Answer: Yes, for harmonious swinging and fulfilment of the vision and creation of TWAT.
classic |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:46 pm |
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The answers on that form just screamed baiter to me. I couldn't believe that came from a lad. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:52 pm |
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I have just found this website, and lotta said it's probably not fake.
http://warisboring.com/?p=1197
Edit: I'm stupid this is already spoken of (off handed) here. |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:02 pm |
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@jojo: yep, me too. Adamu was very eager, but you could believe he was a rare gem. now 3 mos later heres another one? seems to good to be true. |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:03 pm |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:04 pm |
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I think these new developments are going to change a lot of the dynamics of this epic safari.
Firstly - do you plan to call Stinky and let him know that help is on the way?
What about Dover - should Stinky be made aware that Dover has left the area because it was just too uncomfortable for him?
I'm trying to imagine the hope welling up inside Stinky when he first lays eyes on his new found "Brothers in Stink".
Then - the realization will have to come over him that they have all been had.
That will have to be the final burn for this bait but then - what do they do??
First off Stinky and his new friends will have to put aside any differences that they may have.
From Stinky's point of view the "Miracle on Hospital Road" will bring new hope but they will also put increased pressure on the available food supplies.
The Hand will wonder why in the hell Stinky had more of his penniless friends come to join him in that hellhole and he will get choked that he now has two more T*W*A*T*S to constantly worry about. That could cause him to cut back a little on his being such a caring and generous individual.
From the "Miracle Lads" point of view they will realize that they too have been had and that in only 100 or so short days they will look and smell like Stinky & the Gimp.
But.........he will need Stinky's expertise and local knowledge on how to beg for rancid table scraps, where the best place is to sleep in the open air market and perhaps even to share their thin meager blankets.
The longer I look at this the more complex it becomes....... |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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Eressea
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 74
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:37 pm |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:42 pm |
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the army perhaps spent Friday night attacking itself.
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I'm waiting for the headline
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Lad army from nigeria takes over abeche |
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djxl
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Jun 2008
Posts: 7
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:14 pm |
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I would like to submit this for Adamu's new theme song:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvU9Ex3PPDs
Artist: Clarence "Frogman" Henry
Song: Ain't Got No Home
I ain't got no home
No place to roam
I ain't got a home
No place to roam
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home
I ain't got no sister
I ain't got a brother
I ain't got a father
Not even a mother
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo
Well, I got a voice
And I love to sing
I can sing like a bird
And I can sing like a frog
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home
I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a son
I ain't got no kin
I ain't got no one
I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo
Madam, take me in
Let me be your friend
Won't you take me in
Let me be your friend
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:54 pm |
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bohigal wrote: |
I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread. |
NSFW!! NSFW!!!111! |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:16 pm |
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carpenter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2008
Posts: 40
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:22 pm |
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ezilja.fallut wrote: |
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the army perhaps spent Friday night attacking itself.
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I'm waiting for the headline
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Lad army from nigeria takes over abeche |
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Col. Fleuret said there were two popular explanations for the gunfire. It was either celebratory "happy shooting" or a massive friendly-fire incident. |
Does it get any better then this.... I mean seriously.....just how f'd up is it over there!!!! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:31 pm |
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john_johnson wrote: |
I had a spare hour earlier so knoced up abit of a track using some of the vocal from this bait.
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Hahahahahah! That's what I want to see! I'd love to see more. With more "NOOOOOO"s as the hook. That was awesome!
Good to see you back. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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AintSkeered
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 4
Location: I have no idea...
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:53 pm |
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Nailgunner wrote: |
bohigal wrote: |
I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread. |
NSFW!! NSFW!!!111! |
Very true Nailgunner (just a little late)....this post needs a 'keyboard alert' or something...I cleaned up the coffee off the monitor & keyboard once I stopped laughing. Too funny. |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:56 pm |
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Outstanding track JJ, could this be the theme music for the movie version of this safari? |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:58 pm |
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@ JJ - That was SO funny. I love what you did, but more would be excellent. Going to listen again right now. Glad you're following the bait again. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:17 pm |
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I just got a voicemail from Andrew. He said they're trying to find someplace to send us an e-mail right now. They just got to Nigeria. He called from a =234 number. I'm about to call him back in maybe 15 minutes. At this point, it looks like all systems are go. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:20 pm |
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:30 pm |
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Love that track. I would love to make it a ringtone.
Maybe you could get some more Adamu vocals and make a full length song out of it. I can see it now "Streded" with guest star Adamu on the Top 40 5 weeks in a row. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:31 pm |
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JJ-
How did you download the files from putfile? |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:40 pm |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:42 pm |
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I'm looking forward to it. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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