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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:49 am

My experience with safaris like this is that lads almost NEVER travel alone. When ND hits the road, my money is on CZ. They are brothers and work scams together. Plus, they both know Adamu quite well.

As for the phone call thing, I agree that Adamu's voice needs to be loud and perfectly clear long enough to be identifiable. When you play any sound file over a crappy international phoneline, it will significantly degrade in quality. What sounds like total perfection on our computers may not be the ticket for what we are trying to do here. I am confident that BW's file will work out great tonight. It may not have sounded as perfect as john_johnson's, but I think that Adamu's voice will be more recognizable with it.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:54 am

I had also decided to use Big Worm's edit, for all of the reasons already stated above. John_Johnson's stuff is incredible, for sure. We'll definitely be bugging you from time to time with requests. I think the call trying to lure him from N'Djamena to Abeche would be a good start. I have more audio of him too. Some from before he traveled, some boring ones I didn't want to post. Let me know if you want any.

Edit: Does anyone here know how to create soundboards for calls? That would be hilarious to have an Adamu soundboard to use on his friends. Smile

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:20 am

Great idea professor a soundboard Twisted Evil

that would be a lot of laughs.I get such a kick out of Mr GOmer when he uses them on the lads.Way back at the beginning when Adamu was asking for 3 seperate WU money orders consecutively over 3 days to free himself of the ''HAND'' indicates he is not with valid ID.

Member OBI-WAN KNIEVEL had a interesting conversation with a WU rep here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=139135&highlight=interview on their procedures and protocols.These lads did as instructed and brought nothing...wondering how they got so far along with dodgy or no ID.

Quote:

ME: What about the test question? How does that work actually?
HER: As you know, it's for when someone's ID is lost or stolen, and they're stuck and need cash. It's the number one indicator of a scam too. It also has a limit of $1000 on it. Anything more and the receiver has to provide valid ID. No exceptions. But again, nobody can stop someone from jumping off a cliff.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:21 am

Maybe http://freshmeat.net/projects/soundboardmaker/ will do the trick.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:29 am

Get some nice ones like "Save us from the HAND!!" or "We are streded send WU forms now."... Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:50 am

Dear Agony Aunt,

I daydream of ND, CZ, Stinky and 1-1/2 Legs meeting in the only internet cafe on Hospital Rd. One is slumped over a table with a heart attack, one lies on the floor sobbing, another is being beaten about the head with a chair by the cafe owner while trying to nurse the badly lacerated hand he got from punching it through the old 14" CRT. The last is kneeling out in the street, and having forgotten which street, town or even country he is streded in, curses Allah for allowing this to happen while not noticing the locals reaching for sharp instruments and heavy blunt objects.

My constant grinning and chuckling has my colleague wanting some of whatever it is that I'm on.

Am I twisted?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 28

^^^^

Dr Hashi gives you the all clear mate Wink

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:35 am

Yeah, no need to worry at all now, Callum. Laughing

I think it's not enough. My guy who went to chad, almost all of the people on his bus from Maiduguri, were supposedly taken to rebel camps to help fight the government. I reckon that should happen to Adamu, Leg and ND.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:59 am

callum wrote:

Dear Agony Aunt,

I daydream of ND, CZ, Stinky and 1-1/2 Legs meeting in the only internet cafe on Hospital Rd. One is slumped over a table with a heart attack, one lies on the floor sobbing, another is being beaten about the head with a chair by the cafe owner while trying to nurse the badly lacerated hand he got from punching it through the old 14" CRT. The last is kneeling out in the street, and having forgotten which street, town or even country he is streded in, curses Allah for allowing this to happen while not noticing the locals reaching for sharp instruments and heavy blunt objects.

My constant grinning and chuckling has my colleague wanting some of whatever it is that I'm on.

Am I twisted?

Yes Definitely Shocked

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:11 am

Callum, I think you're probably 50/50, but that's way better than Adamu, who just left a voicemail for Eric the UN translator that has been dead for weeks. I can't really make out what he's saying too well right now. Is he saying that the money is lost?

http://media.putfile.com/Adamu-Calls-Dead-Eric-For-Cash

Apparently Adamu's visions due to dehydration/hunger have made him feel he can now contact the dead for some quick dough.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am

say..wouldn't that be Hamdam's phone now?

Maybe he needs a nice 'friendly' reminder. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am

Here is an updated map for everyone. If Adamu is able to call Eric, I wonder if he has also not tried to call back home.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

^^ I've been trying ND for about an hour. His phone is still off, so he's not getting through to him yet.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:30 am

Quote:

Here is an updated map for everyone. If Adamu is able to call Eric, I wonder if he has also not tried to call back home.

Wait, arn't we missing the more obvious question? Where did Adamu get the MONEY to even make the call. Unless he stole it. Which is GOOD news right?

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:04 am

strangers from out of town, stealing phones, in a country where they chop off heads and hands for pinching stuff... omg, I'll miss those emails, unless he can type with a head-wand.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 51

won huong lo wrote:

Maybe http://freshmeat.net/projects/soundboardmaker/ will do the trick.

Adamu soundboard version 1.0 is complete. I spliced together some sound bytes so that he can have a conversation to convince his friend to come to n'djamena.

UPDATED - FIXED

You'll have to download the soundboard maker above, then you download this zip file:

http://rapidshare.com/files/120072615/sbm.zip.html

All the files (sounds, images, etc) in this file must be extracted directly to c:/program files/sbm or they will not work!

Once this is done, open the soundboard maker, click 'load board' and navigate to load c:\program files\adamu.sbm

If I can get access to the other calls I'm willing to expand the soundboard, but this one might be enough to get ND to N'd heh.

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:49 am

I've turned the static right down on the important parts of the conversation... Come To Abeche (with major static reduction):

<a href='http://media.putfile.com/Come-to-Abeche-Reduced-Static'>Click here to play 'Come-to-Abeche-Reduced-Static'</a>

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Wow thats just brilliant

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more important than stinkboi, hows scooby and ben dover?

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

^ yeah, how are the TWAT officials doing? They need to email our lads to let them know that everything is moving along plan Very Happy

Great sound clips, awesome work! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:01 pm

Morf wrote:

won huong lo wrote:

Maybe http://freshmeat.net/projects/soundboardmaker/ will do the trick.

Adamu soundboard version 1.0 is complete. I spliced together some sound bytes so that he can have a conversation to convince his friend to come to n'djamena.

You'll have to download the soundboard maker above, then you can download the soundboard file here:

http://rapidshare.com/files/119977561/adamu.sbm.html

just load that into the soundboard maker and it should work.

If I can get access to the other calls I'm willing to expand the soundboard, but this one might be enough to get ND to N'd heh.

I soundboard file is not working. Its only 2k so my guess is maybe it references the files and doesnt include them? Either way, that looks like a cool tool to play around with!

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:07 pm

John, if you ever have just some free time and you want to make a long call about Abehce, then feel free to do so. Laughing

That's my polite way of saying, "Awesome work, can you do more?"

Adamu is serously delerious. Why would he call Eric? I sent him some GRAPHIC pics of Eric and his blown off head. Actual pics from an Abeche rebel. So, he should know better.

Honestly, the TWAT church people have fallen in the background a bit. He doesn't email them much anymore. Basically, the bait is being run from ND's perspective.

I want to thank EVERYONE who is helping out with this. You guys are awesome.

EDIT: Welcome Wild Bill. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:06 pm

I tried calling ND several times. No luck. YW and I wanted to get this call played to him, but the number wouldn't go through. Finally, it started ringing, but no answer.

EDIT: Dover just sent a subtle "I am nearing the destination but I never hear from you. What is the status? I am tired and hungry."

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:16 pm

Lets not forget the extra pressure this could put on the "Hand". What with a couple of extra mouths to feed bread and water to and not to mention that he must be running low on old smelly blankets to give out to the boys sleeping in the market. Laughing

On the other side he might welcome ND and CZ (if he is short on personal slaves at the moment). Hell - he might even host a "Stinky and the Gang" reunion party with bread and water for all and maybe even a live band with dancing. Of course - the "Leg" would just have to hum along with the tunes!

happy crowd

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:41 pm

Jojo has been trying ND's number all morning. It rings but we cannot seem to get through. The good thing is, he can see that he is missing a ton of calls. So, to further strengthen the illusion that Adamu (Okey) is trying to call, the fake Adamu (us) just sent the real ND this.

Quote:

DEAR ND,
YOU DO NOT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT US CUZ WE ARE RICH NOW AND DOING GODS WORK HERE IN CHAD .I ASSURES YOU THAT THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS HERE. I HAVE MY PASSPORT BUT I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU MUST HAVE IT. THERE IS A MONEY RESTRICTION BUT THE AMOUNT IS BIG. YOU WILL NOT NEED MUCH MONEY SO THE RESTRICTION IS NOT PROBLEM FOR YOU. I BRING 40000 NAIRA AND BROTHER BRING 20000.

I KEEP TRY TO CALL YOU BUT THE DISTANCE MAKE THE LINE BAD. KEEP YOU PHONE ON OKAY. I TRY LATER TO TALK TO YOU SO YOU DO NOT WORRY BOUT US. MY FRIEND MICHAEL TURNER WILL TALK TO YOU AND YOU CAN DECIDE WHERE IN NDJAMENA TO MEET HIM. HE IS IN ABECHE CHAD NOW. HE WILL TRAVEL TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE READY.

PLEASE TELL EVEYONE THAT WE ARE DOING GOOD HERE AND WILL BE HOME WHEN WE ARE DONE.
OKEY

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