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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:44 pm

That's what I was trying to get with specifically bringing that word up. I had no idea what it was, except that Slightly and Prof talk about it.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:47 pm

I personally didn't know what felching is, so I googled it. Shocked

I laughed when he said he was paid $5 for a nude picture. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:15 pm

Quote:

I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SAX. I PROMISE. IT WOULD HURT WAY TOO MUCH.

Said who? Sounds like he knows more than he is letting on... Laughing

He didn't discount the possibility of connecting with the animal kingdom either.

Further questioning is in order.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:22 pm

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I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SAX. I PROMISE.

What's wrong with alternative music? Hell, Le Petomane could play Au Clair De La Lune on the clarinet via a rubber tube up his rectum... maybe Famous could live up to his nickname by Anal Sax. What tune could he play?

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Since when was dad made a bishop?? I missed that one and he certainly missed his spellchecker!!

Seems to me famous doth protest too much Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:15 pm

We never made Godspower into a TWAT Bishop. He's always called himself that. He thinks of himself as some sort of holy man, and they have all told us he is a preacher.

5 bucks, huh? Damn.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

How did you send the CYA e-mail from Famous? Did you end up pulling the same trick on him and Godspower as you pulled on Adamu and his buddies back in Nigeria, forcing all communication between them to actually flow through you 3?

Regardless of how you did it, those responses are too much. Doesn't matter how crappy of a day I have... all I have to do is come home after work, turn on the computer, come to this site, and check out this thread, and there's bound to be something to have me rolling on the floor. Thanks for keeping me amused!!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:30 pm

Oh the wicked irony that very few in the west care one way or the other about sexuality these days - but he's trying to convince the church...

If he was paid $5 for a pic, any evil baiter who "reads" the "magazine" want to find out what he can get for (say) $30? An intimate snog with a goat?

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:35 am

wow o wowie wow,

This has gone from very entertaining to totally mind blowing -- I'm still not completely sure who is getting scammed -- Famous or US!!!!!

you guys have made my year! clapping

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 4

Professor So And So wrote:

I just noticed the subject line of Miracle's last mail is "We are 100% Alive". Isn't being alive/dead one of the few things in life that is either one or the other, with no real gray areas? I mean, can someone be 10% dead? I guess you could speculate percentages based on average life expectancy (using CIA World Factbook data, although this is skewed by the fact they were not born and raised there) for whatever region/conditions you're in, but even then, the truth would only be known when looking back in hindsight. If that is the case, I'd guess that they're about 75% dead +/- 5%.

Haven't you seen The Princess Bride?

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:26 am

Re Felching.... one of my lads would like to give your lads some encouragement (or maybe it's a suggestion)

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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:53 pm

^^^^

Nice pic!

Master of the Ood wrote:

How did you send the CYA e-mail from Famous? Did you end up pulling the same trick on him and Godspower as you pulled on Adamu and his buddies back in Nigeria, forcing all communication between them to actually flow through you 3?

No, sadly this time it was nothing as sophisticated. I just set up a yahoo account that is the same name as his, but with 2008 at the end of it. Nothing special at all. Anita was the brains behind getting his contacts. He basically just gave them up as he asked.

We never really bothered to try and pull the same stunt with Godspower as we did with Adamu and co. The reason is, Godspower was getting Famous to email us. So, basically, it would not have worked out that well. They were in phone contact way too much to even try it.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

Bwahahahaha! and all his friends and family are too clueless to notice that he decided to out himself from a new e-mail address? That makes it all even funnier!

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:13 am

Well, I'm still catching up with this thread - on page 82 right now - and I've been laughing my tail off!

Once it got to where Stinkboi and Leg were very clearly in a bad way in Abeche, I started to get a *tiny* bit sympathetic to their plight - I've been stuck in foreign cities pennilessly myself. But I wasn't doing it out of a greedy urge to scam anyone, and got myself some under-the-table work washing dishes.

I've realized that the best way to sum up how I feel about this thread is a line in the song "Ghosts" by Ladytron - "there's a ghost in me, who wants to say I'm sorry... doesn't mean I'm sorry." Very Happy

Priceless. This is so priceless, it could be used for a Mastercard commercial!

EDIT to add: When I decided to start baiting, it was starting to read this thread that I decided I *really* want to send some lads a-safari. Thanks for the inspiration. Smile

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:41 am

jojobean wrote:

One thing I would love to see... surely the "NOOOOOOOO!" phrase will be a staple here at Eater for some time. I know that there have to be some electronica/dance music people out there. I would love to see an Adamu remix made with some of his sound clips, the main one being the "NOOOOOOO!". My bro-in-law and I were discussing that this weekend.

You know... that's a brilliant idea! A friend and I have a longtime ongoing project we could do something with this with... I can already hear/see it: newest dancefloor hit, "Abeche Disco" by Football Hooligans... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:18 pm

I just love this whole thread. I can't believe you've gotten anyone to stay in such a horrible area for a week, let alone 3+ months! I've just finished reading the whole thread and... oh my...

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:16 pm

Welcome to the newcomers!

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:51 am

Kalamata99 wrote:

... There are plenty of places in the world where homosexuals get murdered on account of their sexuality. ... Anyway, you're about to do everything you can to get a lynching start off. I hope you know enough about history to know that one lynching can lead to another. ... But leave the gay stuff out. That's a fire you shouldn't be playing with.

I know this is an old quote (about 3 weeks? page 141)... but I felt I had to comment. (And I'm sure that some people will grow a negative opinion about me from what I'm about to say, but you know what? I don't care. Think what you will, just keep it to yourselves, if you don't like it. Smile

)

Yes, homosexuals have had it hard. Very hard. Even now, it still isn't easy. But I'm part of a small group that have it even harder. Even in a place as open and accepting as Canada is, there is zero legal protection for people like me. I'm a transwoman (note, I'm just using that word because it's shorter than going into the whole story - which also I don't *want* to go into in a roomful of strangers - but short form, inside, I'm female, always was). But back to the point: yes, homosexuals have it hard. But these two mugs are such total lowlifes that they deserve anything they're dished. I'm all in favour of doing this to them. The question of copycatting is valid to a degree... but not really. I'm sure that the family will do everything to keep this as hidden as they can (regardless of it being sent to other lads, if it is); even if they *do* believe it and *are* pissed at Famous, they'll keep it hidden, to keep their own selves clear. So I think, in short, that Kalamata is going a bit over-paranoid.

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:12 am

This came in today from Godspower:

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L am very gertfuly for all these informainon u are given me i apreciete them very much thank u for your airfat may good bless you,i well get back to u tomorror. but i want u to no in fat that i am a credible man of God and well knowen in the chrisentidom here in west african and some other past of the world,have been in the minetry for the past 28years and i what to say again that i have no ideal of what this is all abount and what this boys are up to.is stil a mistrey to me, i have not been eble to see him sicen l came form lagoes as he does not live with me in the same house have been trying to see him but he as been avioiding me.thank you very much again for making me to no all these.thanks and God Bless u.
BHISHOP GODSPOWER JESSA

My reply:

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I received your mail, and I am still a bit confused. Why is your son avoiding you? You need to get control of your family. Please let me know when you speak with him, and explain to me what all this is about. There may be a way we can help rid your boy of the demonic desire that he has to touch other men, and allow them to have anal sex with him. It should be known that our church not only frowns on homosexual anal intercourse, but also homosexual oral sex. We're still unclear about the felching, as no one in our church is aware of the meaning. Please reply as soon as possible, and god be with you during these trying times.

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:19 am

Professor So And So wrote:

This came in today from Godspower:

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thank u for your airfat

Airfat? WTF?

Very Happy

This guy is priceless, too. His spelling is atrocious. Probably worse than my spelling in Igbo. Razz

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:54 pm

^^^ It is probably because he types with the Bible method (Seek and ye shall find), and his eyes are bad. And the nifty adaptive software I use is probably not available to him. (Probably? Certainly!)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Oct 2008 Posts: 15

I'd just like to thank you guys for wasting 3 hours of my life in the most entertaining way possible (although even I did not read the entire thread).

I would also like to congratulate professor So-and-So on 1337 posts of comedy gold.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:54 am

WaxyMongrel wrote:

I would also like to congratulate professor So-and-So on 1337 posts of comedy gold.

^^
Hey, he forgot you two other assholes...or maybe he thinks only Prof is the funny one. Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:14 am

Larry, Curly and Moe! Razz

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:45 am

Thanks Waxy, but my postcount is actually stuck at 1337 just to show how 1337 I am. The actual amount of absolutely perfect posts I have made is somewhere near 1700, I believe. Smile

It's about time I got some credit around here for pulling jojo's weight (no easy task). You know he actually has me write posts FOR him to post so that he appears to have a personality? It's truly disgusting, but I do it anyway. I can't have myself appearing to hang around some kind of moron.

YW on the other hand, well, he carries his own weight.

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