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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Elphy Bey
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 6
Location: Gandamack
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:54 am |
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I've been following this thread since May.
100 pages - not out!
I am in awe of you guys.
Well done and congratulations. |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:35 am |
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Welcome to Eater Elphy Bey. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:46 am |
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100 pages
Welcome, Elphy. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:02 am |
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This just came into Dover:
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It's quite unfortunate that we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd. Moreso we have gone to the Financial Bank addressed in your payment slip from the TWAT account dept, amounts to US$1,500 in two copies and find out that it is obvious that there is nothing like Western Union SECURED TRANSFER SERVICE in TCHAD or in oppreation within Financial Bank.
It's also unfortunate that the Financial Bank does not run Western Union Service. All they do is MONEYGRAM and TRAVELLERS MONEY TRANSFER. We therefore advice you to send the money as we previously directed by normal Western Union Transfer or Moneygram money transfer without restriction to the receiver.
You should consider our possition, first our VISA expired yesterday we have no money for any movement whatsoever and we are entering into another new week, the driver's money is increasing as well, this is what we cannot condone, we have not seen anybody, driver or TWAT member of anykind or received a call yet as our both lines are open.
The reason we are pouring out our hearts in this manner is for a drastick measure to be taken towards our welfare if not we cannot help it rather we may move to find a means to get back to our base.
Thanks as we await you to resend the money today by normal Western Union or Moneygram transfer, because we withnessed someone today collects US$2000 from Western Union sent from U.S.A without restriction of anykind. We await to hear fro you very urgent and favourably too. |
I hate when they make us switch to MoneyGram. Oh well. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:16 am |
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...we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd. |
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_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:44 am |
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...we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd. |
I need to get over there with my wolf pack! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Run_Left
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 5
Location: Running Left
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:49 am |
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It's quite unfortunate that we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd. |
Oh, you have a shepherd...
Baa... |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:23 pm |
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what's all this crying about...? they still have food and shelter and they're not kept like dogs by their driver like Adamu and the leg were...
And since their Visa's have expired anyway there's no need to hurry back home... And the driver won't mind, more days more dollars...
So I really don't see the urge for 'drastick' measures... Time enough for them to annoy the folks at Moneygram for a while |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:33 pm |
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If they think they are having a hard time, then they have never experienced real suffering... IMHO the game has just begun!! |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:38 pm |
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Moneygram, huh? Well, OK. Since they asked so nicely. We are pretty sure that we can whip something up that looks pretty darn real. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:51 pm |
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Welcome new members! I love the "run left" name. Great stuff!
These guys are such whiners. I just got another "URGENT" email asking us to call. Well, I just got into work. I am going to be a little busy today. So, I really have no time to call. Prof is sleeping and he cannot be bothered to get up. And, YW is just a prick, so he won't call. Oh well, they'll have to wait for a few hours I guess. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:23 pm |
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sheila_blyge wrote: |
arabella.butafogo wrote: |
Seems, you're not using the famous Mugu Dispatcher Studio software package from SafariSoft Inc. yet, which lets you handle up to 256 lads in 128 different places at a time, without ever getting confused. |
You darn well better be writin' that software... I WANT it!!! LOL!!!! |
Well, there seems to be a serious demand for Mugu Management Software.
The reference to an imaginary SafariSoft Inc. was rather meant as a joke, but now I had a look and there is really a software company by that name.
http://www.safarisoftware.com/mlp.html
And they actually sell software which "focuses on giving you oversight, control and dominance over all of the competing claims on your time and energy." as they put it. This could be a starting point for getting an oversight of global mugu movement.
The main drawback of their solution is, that it's a desktop application. Here, however a distributed application would be needed, which is accessible over the internet.
Based on the basics of Customer Relationship Management (CRM) we could start a software project called Mugu Relationship Management (MRM). There's lots of Open Source software available free of charge, that could be used as a foundation. |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:29 pm |
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i'm sure stinky didnt moan this much early on! these lads really need to experience proper hardship, bloody prima donnas! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:35 pm |
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Indeed. Those lads were a step above. They really never complained like these guys. I'll love to hear their stories around day 50, if we get that. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:01 pm |
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I'm sure the locals will just LOVE that aspect of them. Itchy trigger rebels love having angry people from another country yelling at them. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:14 pm |
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How dare they?
No shepherd indeed? I thought these guys were supposed to be Christians! The Lord shall be their shepherd, and the Lord shall maketh them lie down in pastures sandy and inhospitable!
And they are also supposed to be missionaries; they should be the shepherds of those around them. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:22 pm |
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Well, the funniest call in the history of baiting (and maybe the history of humanity itself) was just made. We did a conference call with the lads. Jojobean plays Dover here, and YW plays Phystme.
I almost died laughing during this call:
http://media.putfile.com/Miracle-Dover-Phystme-Cake-Edited
Enjoy! |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:24 pm |
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This email was sent after that conversation to miracle (now with a lowercase, because I assume he has lost some weight).
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Great conversation earlier. I feel like we got a lot done.
But we left out one of the most important details. We need to get this straightened out IMMEDIATELY. I just wanted to ask, what size T-shirts do you wear?
Okay! I will see you next week. This should be fun! Like a sleepover or something.
Ben |
EDIT: I am listening to this call right now. It hurts so bad because I am laughing so hard. The characters just come alive. Phystme is trying to be so business-like. Dover is just so complacent. And so sincere about the party though. And Prof just giggling in the background is awesome.
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This cake sounds interesting. I cannot wait to see what this cake is all about. |
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! One of the funniest things I have ever heard a lad say. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:54 pm |
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I cannot believe how much these guys believe in TWAT. I almost feel bad for them.......... almost. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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panzer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 11
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:08 pm |
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You just made me spit a mouthful of beer over my keyboard
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It was always be my dream that someday there'd be a twat in Africa. And now, gods darnit, there is! |
Genius! |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:09 pm |
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That call was brilliant!
I'm sure a bit of cake and a t-shirt should more than compensate them for their trouble. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:11 pm |
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Good job! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:23 pm |
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Rev P: We should put these boys before the cake.
Ben: Really? |
I love how Ben sounds so petulant. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Posted:
Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:37 pm |
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The cake is a lie.
A hilarious lie. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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Ramm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jun 2006
Posts: 7
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:48 pm |
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Professor So And So wrote: |
Well, the funniest call in the history of baiting (and maybe the history of humanity itself) was just made. We did a conference call with the lads. Jojobean plays Dover here, and YW plays Phystme.
I almost died laughing during this call:
http://media.putfile.com/Miracle-Dover-Phystme-Cake-Edited
Enjoy! |
Did I hear right? Was Charles comparing himself to Moses, but at least Moses had a staff????? |
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