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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:42 pm |
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Well, it seems only Charles is the one who got the passport. He only said that they had to go to the passport office for his passport. That was my mistake. I just assumed it was for them both.
I see that his brother is quite the traveler. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:10 pm |
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Ok, thanks
jojobean wrote: |
I see that his brother is quite the traveler. |
Do you think he has been safaried before this?
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_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:17 pm |
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Having seen the passports, I think the second one should be nicknamed Horse. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:27 pm |
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Niagara, O roar again! wrote: |
Do you think he has been safaried before this? |
We are not responsible for ALL West African travel.
We just had about a 30 minute call with them. Prof is uploading it now. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:30 pm |
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Here you go, everyone:
http://media.putfile.com/Miracle-Loses-It |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:44 pm |
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Wow. I haven't had access to the internet for a few days. AMAZING JOB!! I'm going to sit back and watch to see what fun Miracle has on his vacation, now that the first leg *cough - hand* of the vacation is over |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:44 pm |
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It's ALL Charles's fault!!! |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:46 pm |
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listening to it right now, had to post as my favourite quote was used on a very angry Miracle... |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Ramm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jun 2006
Posts: 7
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:56 pm |
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mami wrote: |
It's ALL Charles's fault!!! |
"We are not beggars" LOL |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:59 pm |
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Ramm wrote: |
mami wrote: |
It's ALL Charles's fault!!! |
"We are not beggars" LOL |
I love the "charles it's all your fault - what did you do?" part.. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:01 pm |
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BTW- mami is the accountant in that call, for those of you wondering. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:09 pm |
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Great job mami and jojo
I loved how you guys were almost cracking up right before you talked to the driver - Abulihah
"Do I have wings to fly?"
"Your brother is gettin' a little hysterical." |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
Last edited by Worf on Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:13 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:10 pm |
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Mami sounds just angelic but the driver isn't that bad either |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:17 pm |
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No one thinks I sound angelic? Jerks.
Here is a follow up email that I just sent:
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Charles and Andrew-
How are you doing? I wanted to let you know that I am skipping the birthday cake and coming straight to work for you. This will be a long day, almost 9 hours. I won't leave until like 6:00. Understand that this is difficult to me. I am copying Rev Dover on this email. He is the head of the TWAT. He is very important. His word is LAW. He is the most important man in TWAT history.
Anyway, I want to send you the meeting minutes.
1. You are being charged $100 per day interest to Abdoulahi.
2. Your phone was off yeseterday when the driver from Abeche came to get you. SO, we have to send someone ELSE out there to pic you up.
3. Abeche, Chad is where you eventually need to go. However, you cannot leave until the money is released.
4. The problem with the Western Union transfers is not our fault, but the fault of Western Union Ndjamena.
5. I was very proactive in getting your passport scans to Western Union. This helped make progess go better.
6. This is a lesson in faith. Just as Moses was teased in the desert for 40 years.
7. You and your brother are going to be patiend with us on this issue and NOT leave town yet.
Do you have an email address for the driver? |
The incompetence is raging now. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:21 pm |
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^ I thought you were calling as Rev Dover. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:22 pm |
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Ah crap! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:24 pm |
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Oh well. You do that at least once in every bait.
They never seem to notice. I think they have bigger fish to fry. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:25 pm |
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If he asks, just say you were tired from working so hard and you meant to write Rev. Phystme (is he the head guy?) |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:27 pm |
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I'm impressed that you almost made it 100 pages on this thread before slipping once. It usually only takes me one or two emails... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:29 pm |
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It definitely gets difficult when juggling 20+ names and trying to keep it straight where everyone is at any given time. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:41 pm |
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Seems, you're not using the famous Mugu Dispatcher Studio software package from SafariSoft Inc. yet, which lets you handle up to 256 lads in 128 different places at a time, without ever getting confused. |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:45 pm |
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Can you try and talk your brother into going to Abeche? It's really nice. |
Jojo you're a sick . Great work everyone. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:28 pm |
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arabella.butafogo wrote: |
Seems, you're not using the famous Mugu Dispatcher Studio software package from SafariSoft Inc. yet, which lets you handle up to 256 lads in 128 different places at a time, without ever getting confused. |
Tell me more about this modality. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:33 pm |
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Is it possible that they are trying to play the same game as we do: a good guy and a bad guy?
Or is it just unconscious behaviour?
Anyway, Andy, the good guy, is rational and more willing to co-operate. Miracle, the bad guy, rants and romps. It's a bit surprising since at the beginning Miracle sounded pretty sane.
What is obvious is that only a safari tells you the real nature of your lads.
As for drivers, they seem to work for baiters |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:01 pm |
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Niagara, O roar again! wrote: |
As for drivers, they seem to work for baiters |
Drivers don't seem to be interested in the whole Safari, they just care about earning their money. |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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