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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol this is too funny

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=cfe7ac8016579bc061add1538c84e1ee
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know the truth! This is what really happened to all the money! The church doesn't want to fess up because of looking foolish!


Title: Mr G0m3r goes to church.
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=524a7a0afe0d5b8741dc57ba89c70ca2


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The movies were a RIOT! I'm trying to see if we can get another contest going for these. I'll let you all know what happens. Smile

Here's the one I just made:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=23386f685eb9c451e75d79e6fdd476c2

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dont bother with the contest. This one wins.


I call it "Big trouble little Abeche"

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=e56c6138c2665b571c10fdabd7e47586
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a tad boring after 1 or 2 in my opinion. Deserves a separate thread.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only if you don't think it's not possible.

In lad land ANYTHING is possible Rolling Eyes Or so the surplus forum says.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If the Admins allow another contest for these safaris, I'll start a new thread. Until then, feel free to continue posting movies here, regardless of who is getting bored with them. It's our thread, they're related to the bait, and they make us laugh. Just don't click the links if you don't feel like watching them, or unsubscribe for a while. I should know today whether or not I can start a new contest.

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Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There should be like a three movie limit. These are so easy to make Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well that was fast. I just got the "a okay" from Rover to go along with the contest. I will start a thread tonight when I get in, so no more movie links in this thread. Save your ideas for the contest. There will be a prize for the winner.

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Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
Golden Pith - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - Shocked - "SAVE ME"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Aw shoosh, I had just made one ready to post.

Oh well, I'll have to wait patiently. After all, patience is a virtue - something that Stinky and The Leg are so aware of now Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You all owe me a new keyboard - way too funny Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just occurred to me after reading the other Lad to Chad thread - there's something else that could be done, this one for the literary folk; The Canterbury Tales redone as The Abeche Tales.

Doing it in Middle English might be tricky though...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Buck Turgidson wrote:
Just such a neat thing to say to a lad who's up 5hit creek without a canoe, let alone a paddle
Without a canoe? I'm not if these lads can be considered to even have the creek anymore Laughing

They're just sitting on their ass in some desolate windswept dustbowl waiting for a flash flood to put them out of their misery.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Just occurred to me after reading the other Lad to Chad thread - there's something else that could be done, this one for the literary folk; The Canterbury Tales redone as The Abeche Tales.

Doing it in Middle English might be tricky though...


How 'bout doing it in Igbo?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Igbo might just make as much sense to modern English-speakers.

(I memorized that CT prelude in Middle English back in high school - 40 years ago - and that sucker still surfaces in my head from time to time.)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Noob here....... this thread is incredible. Thanks for the hours of entertainment you guys have provided.

Jojobean, do I detect a slight southern drawl ? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From the recently discovered Abeche Tales Prelude....

Quote:
Thanne longen Twattes to goon on pilgrimages,
And bayteres send them for to seken strange strondes,
To ferne pyramiddes knowthe in lande of Chadde,
And specially from Nigerias ende,
Of Chadde, to Abeche they wende,
The hooly bisful Dover for to seke,
That hem hath holpen, when legge that were seeke.

Bifil that in the seson, on a day
In Interwebbe, at 419eatre I lay,
Redy to wenden Stynkie on yr pilgrymage,
To Abeche, with ful devout corage,
At nyght was come into that Motore Parke,
Well nyne and twenty in a compaignye,
Of sondry Twattes, by baytinge yfalle,
In Felaweshipe, and bayted were they alle,
THat toward Abeche wolden ryde

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Only just discovered these movies. Here's my effort:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=f644a07a1199a2eda536b290f21cbfdd

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://wandership.ca/projects/eow/

will translate from English as we know it, to Middle English, a fair number of words, some newer English may miss out

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sunshine: outstanding!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Isn't it monotonous that lads keep traveling to Chad with their brothers? Why don't they take their 'sisters'?

Watch a TWAT missionary recruiting a 'sister' for a pleasure trip to Chad.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@sunshine: that was fantastic!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thomas, enter that in the contest, it was one of my favorites.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@sunshine

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Sunshine, that is feckin hilarious! Thumbs up Thumbs up Thumbs up

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