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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Jojo -thanks. Wow. These guys are really up the proverbal poo creek.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure they will find a nice resting place when Ndibuisi is through with them.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bohigal wrote:
I'm sure they will find a nice resting place when Ndibuisi is through with them.
They may have found it already.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
They don't know how to get help, because they do not speak Arabic.


One would think that after all this time the lads would be fluent in Arabic by now, what else have they to do with all that time? Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, I finally managed to get through reading the entire thread yesterday...this is absolutely brilliant. I'm just straight-baiting for the time being as I get accustomed to the scambaiting process. This gives us all something to aspire to, although I'm sure I'll never be able to do anything close to this! Well done.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds to me like the lads should be making better use of their time in Abeche. How many new converts to TWAT have they secured? Surely in 2 months time they have to have converted SOMEBODY. I'll bet Rev. B has already converted a few, & he's only been there what? 2 weeks? I think instead of loafing about all day, they need to be out spreading the rightous word of TWAT.


*edit*... They probably could use a pep talk as to the progress Rev Dover is making converting people in Abeche. Could be a reason he missed the meeting. If they could only be as productive as him maybe we could make some progress here. Laughing


Last edited by djxl on Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:39 pm; edited 3 times in total
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only way to keep up with this thread so that it doesn't take days to get up to speed is to log in often.

I'm just so addicted that I log in every hour.. on the hour. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

djxl wrote:

*edit*... They probably could use a pep talk as to the progress Rev Dover is making converting people in Abeche. Could be a reason he missed the meeting. If they could only be as productive as him maybe we could make some progress here. Laughing


Yes.

Religion is a competitive business out there, and Islam has clearly stolen a march in the area as market leader. Such might be his disappointment at progress to date, that Phystme may already be considering offering the TWAT franchise in Abeche to someone more dynamic and better groomed.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

CrazyCanuck wrote:
I have had and continue to have many hours of enjoyment out of this. It's cheaper than buying movie tickets! Very Happy


There are still a precious few earthly pleasures that are more fun than reading a thread like this.

But most of them don't last as long. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Glad to see that the guys are doing well Twisted Evil JoJo, Prof So&So GREAT JOB bow_down I love the twist with mass mailings to ND CZ. This is fantastic clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers! Beer beers!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know if this works or not but for fun I transcribed the phone call and uploaded it here:

http://www.mediafire.com/?22yl3omzjtt

It is a very rough approximation of the call. There are a lot of places with (???) and (rambling) in them simply because I could not make out what in the world Adamu was saying. This is for those that can't listen to it through putfile. Reading over the text it's kind of funny actually.

-DTGR
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I was the 999,999th visitor to that page! Wonder what I won!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do we have any Arabic speakers here?
Just thought you might be able to provide Stinki with a few useful phrases for begging.
Like 'My mother is a goat'
'Your father has fleas on his testicles'

Sort of stuff that would help them get along with the natives.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ezilja.fallut If you want to get rid of ads get this https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/10and then install this filter set https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1136
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ezilja.fallut wrote:
^ I was the 999,999th visitor to that page!


But-but-but... wait... I thought I was the 999,999th visitor!

All kidding aside, that was an excellent transcript. Thanks for the laugh.

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"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Inspector Gadget wrote:
Do we have any Arabic speakers here?
Just thought you might be able to provide Stinki with a few useful phrases for begging.
.


http://translation2.paralink.com/

I dont know how accurate it is, but they speak French in Chad, along with arabic.

Je baise votre mère
votre soeur a un vagin agréable

These 2 phrases are guaranteed to bring out the kindheartedness of french speaking strangers, and surely they will feed anyone that tells them this, if it is shouted LOUDLY.

If they are hungry enough, that will motivate them into learning a couple of simple phrases...

It's a cool site. It even tells you how to pronounce the phrase

If you near nothing back from them ever again, then you know the translations are accurate.

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Aliena
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know a little bit of Arabic.

If they were to ever shout out a close pronouciation of "Kus Umak" to anyone - that would probably get them shot.

However, "Anna Kelba" is probably closer to what they actually should say about themselves.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Have you been sleeping inside?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Laughing

That is one of the greatest baiter/lad exchanges ever.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ChainYanker wrote:

All kidding aside, that was an excellent transcript. Thanks for the laugh.


No problem. My favorite line is the exchange about what time it was and how inconvenient it was for Phystme to call at that time and then Adamu apologizes. If you can get a lad to apologize after a safari like that...that's quite remarkable.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a thought, you could totally destroy their hope.... Tell them Ben has been called away to say... Burundi for a month or two, but that if they can only hang on then the next TW4T to venture through in a fortnight or so will carry at least some of their dolla..... Of course, the next missionary will have some sort of camel breakdown on the way, and they'll have to wait another fortnight or so, wash, rinse repeat. Not that they can go anywhere, but it should improve morale (in the sense that the weasels need to suffer Twisted Evil ) no end, the build up to payday, the disappointment, the build up, hopes dashed again. You could even have ND chop Ad4mu and the Leg.
Might be risky for the long term future of the bait, but if they are incommunicado....
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@DTGR

Thanks for the transcription.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DTGR wrote:
My favorite line is the exchange about what time it was and how inconvenient it was for Phystme to call at that time and then Adamu apologizes. If you can get a lad to apologize after a safari like that...that's quite remarkable.


That was my entire intention with telling him that. It really was only like 10 PM here when I talked with him, but I wanted to see if I could extract an apology after all of this. Amazing.

All throughout the day while I was working today, I would hear intermittent echoes in my mind...

"NOOOOO!"

That call cracked me up. It took everything I had not to bust up laughing on the phone. Otherwise I would have kept him on longer and asked him some more questions.

Glad so many of you enjoyed hearing the boys.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the funniest part of the conversation were the final remarks :
adamu : "thank you"
prof : "you're welcome"
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^no stinky..THANK YOU for being a big greedy Mugu Laughing
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