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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:04 pm |
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Right about now Adamu should be learning the finer points of carrying and firing an AK-47 in a rebel camp somewhere.  |
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 = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Morf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 51
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:28 pm |
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Hi guys.
Glad to hear you are using the soundboard, I'm honored to be able to play a very small role in this bait.
I'm willing to help with anything you need on updating the soundboard if you don't have someone on it already.
Keep in mind that to distribute it to each other, all of the files (.wav, .jpg, etc) will need to be in the same folder on their machine as they are on your machine. I used c:\program files\sbm
Please let me know if I can help. Keep up the good work. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:28 pm |
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Here is the reply to ND's paranoid sounding email.
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DEAR ND,
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ALL THIS PROBELM. SHOULD I ASK CZ TO DO THIS? ASK AUNTY? I TRY TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY. THE PROBLEM IS WE ARE FAR AWAY NORTH IN A PLACE CALL OURE CASSONI. PHONES DO NOT WORK GOOD OKAY. I HAVE TO TRAVEL MANY HOURS TO MAKE CALL YESTEDAY. I WILL CALL AGAIN BUT IT REMAINS THAT I DO NOT HAVE A CAR TO GO CLOSER TO MAKE PHONE CALL. IT IS NOT EASY FOR ME TO DO. I KNOW YOU VOICE ON PHONE WHY CAN YOU NOT KNOW ME?
I DO NOT KNOW THE DIPLOMAT. MICHAEL TURNER KNOW HIM SO I CAN NOT SPEAK FOR DIPLOMAT AND TELL HIM THAT HE CAN MEET IN MAIDUGRI.
I WILL TRY CALL ONE LAST TIME BUT I CAN NOT KEEP DOIG THIS. TAKING THIS LONG IS A RISK I DO NOT NEED. KEEP YOUR PHONE ON.
OKEY |
In the meantime, a soundboard with more options is being developed. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:35 pm |
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YW, amazing composition -- your guys' writing abilities continue to impress me.
I'm glad your skills are on our side. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:44 pm |
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Morf- thanks for the help. I would like to thank all who have helped us with this. Honestly, everyone reading it helps us so much. Your loyalty to this thread really makes us want to provide you guys with a good story. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:14 pm |
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JoJo
This isnt just a good story - its the best book I have ever read , Its absolutely amazing that you have all kept this going for so long and every day another twist in the tale -its epic!! |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:18 pm |
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I'm going to be moving in about two weeks and won't have internet access. I'm going to go through withdrawal. But I know that as soon as I have internet access again, I'm heading right here to catch up. This is just too good! |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:21 pm |
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^^^ I am going away for 3 weeks on Sunday - I know I will have to find internet facility as I will definately have withdrawal |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:27 pm |
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^^^^A good story......so much so that I bought a new labtop so that I would not be deprived of my enjoyment when my OH is using the desktop...........money well spent. |
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"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:42 pm |
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 What if the Smelly One told ND that he has found another Nigerian that may be willing to help in transporting a portion of the money. Upon hearing this ND might get motivated thinking that he was going to miss out on reaping the rewards. That could be used to shorten his timeline to make a decision. Greed is a wonderful thing! |
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Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:43 pm |
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This thread has got respectable stats to- 1608 posts 82647 views 
Totaly awesome in every way... |
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DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:45 pm |
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| Right about now Adamu should be learning the finer points of carrying and firing an AK-47 in a rebel camp somewhere. |
And I'd say that the instructors there would make Lee Ermey's Sergeant Hartman seem like the Fairy Godmother.
Mind you, I can testify that firing an AK-47 isn't that difficult... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:59 pm |
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If only I could see what Adamu is doing right now. I imagine he is the camp T.WAT, in more ways than one. 
Of course the Leg is useless, or probably I should say, was useless and has probably been left for dead by the rebels. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:04 pm |
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| Of course the Leg is useless |
What about target practice? |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:09 pm |
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Maybe for Adamu.  |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:15 pm |
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Adamu should be a mobile, self-generating stink bomb by now. Just maneuver him to within 50 yards upwind of government positions and the soldiers will flee in disgust. |
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"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Maybe the Leg would have a use. If the infection is as advanced as I think it may be, he could technically qualify as a biological weapon. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:26 pm |
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I read several pages back that the rainy season has begun in Chad. Wll that change the dynamic for Stinky? Will he become Moldy/Musty? |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:31 pm |
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^^^^ You mean like jock rot? |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:17 am |
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 If Adamu joins the rebels and becomes a war hero will we be calling him the "Stinkinator"? |
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Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:20 am |
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Perhaps, and if the rebels win, will T.WaT be the official religion of Chad? |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Bangbang
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Gulf Stream
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:11 am |
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I have just been introduced to this site since yesterday morning from a link to this thread on another Forum. This has got to be one of the greatest Threads I have ever read all 60 + pages
You guys have to be some of the most talented, cold hearted, ball-buster I've ever seen......... Fantastic piece of work  |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:20 am |
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^^^Wouldn't have been a fishing forum would it? I introduced this to one of my fishing forums and they got a real kick out of it. |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:43 am |
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@Bangbang
Thanks for the kind words. Welcome to the Eater. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Bangbang
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:58 am |
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@Sir Scam alot....... as a matter of fact it was. FS
@YeaWhatever
Thanks for the welcome....First rounds on me. |
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