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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:25 pm |
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^^^^^
If Prof does them, then we can get them recorded. I only call via a phone card, so I have no way of doing it. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:29 pm |
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Adamu must have spent over a month emailing CZ & ND complaining to them about his plight in Chad now all of a sudden everything is sounding rosey (did you mention that he had to change his email address because of a hacker?)... I'd be a tad suspicious of a set-up too.
I think a mention about the turn of fortunes from fake Okey in an email to the others would make a small step to alleviate their concerns about a set-up. From what I've read on here so far I've got no reason to doubt any of your baiting skills because this whole story has been genius, just throwing in my 2 cents.
Also, I think it would be hilarious if Hamdan were to run into Dover while he is on his final push into abeche... like literally "the town is on the horizon, I'll be there in about 4 hours" and Hamdan holds him hostage unless Stinky hands over the WU money (1000 a day because of Chadian Law of course) |
_________________ A scene from 'Adamu The Movie'
John Johnson ft. Adamu - Not In Lagos Anymore (Original Mix)
John Johnson ft. Adamu - Pretty Much A Beggar (Audion Mix) |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:41 pm |
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I imagine it's all very risky; it could go wrong with something as simple as the relief effort e-mailing the correct address for the lad, getting a reply, and finding out that it's actually still the right address
But in the meantime it's not going wrong and no bait posted here has ever been so grippingly fantastic! |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:50 pm |
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P T Barnum wrote: |
Would it be possible to get any audio recording on future phone calls??.The Prof handles them very well!.Would be icing on the cake!. |
Prof is an awesome phone man and hopefully he will get his audio fixed soonish. I normally use Skype and record, but for this one I am using a cell phone and can't record. I would love to get ND recorded but oh well you go with what you have. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:51 pm |
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A HUGE thanks to BW for doing this. ND wanted a phone call. So, what does he get, a phone call. This will be going out to ND shortly. Basically, we will just call and play this audio bit. Very nice job BW.
Click here to watch Phone-call-from-Adamu-to-ND
EDIT: BW actually spliced Adamu's voice from old phone calls. This is so perfect. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
Last edited by jojobean on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:52 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:51 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:52 pm |
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:53 pm |
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Awesome job BW! |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:56 pm |
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Absolutely brilliant BW.
ND gets to hear Adamus voice as he asked - so hope that means he will travel to meet him.
He only need take a small amount of money - Adamu has a bloody great case full just waiting to be taken home |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:57 pm |
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Absolutely brilliant. Thanks, BW! |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:58 pm |
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That is fantastic, worthy of the Shiver himself! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:01 pm |
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Well, sure they were complaining about the conditions, but that was before they got the $350k. Now they've got a beautiful house right on the golf course, with lovely scenary and money to burn. Why wouldn't they suddenly love it there? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Posted:
Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:02 pm |
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Fatastic Job BW |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:12 pm |
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Guys, please read this: http://www.voyage.gc.ca/dest/report-en.asp?country=53000#9
This is about as helpful as it gets.
EDIT: Here are some of MY favourite quotes. Surely you all will have some of your own.
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Foreign Affairs and International Trade Canada advises against non-essential travel to Chad |
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Outside N’Djamena, telecommunication systems are very unreliable |
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incidents of road banditry and car-jacking involving violence are frequent |
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Civil unrest and violent incidents can occur throughout the country at all times, including in N’Djamena. |
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advises against all travel to the border areas with Sudan and the Central African Republic, where rebel groups are active and create an extremely insecure situation |
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You should exercise extreme caution in and around the city of Abeche, where violent incidents have been reported |
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Do not show signs of affluence |
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Standards of medical care may differ from those in Canada. |
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The majority of the population is Muslim. Common sense and discretion should be exercised in dress and behaviour. Respect religious and social traditions to avoid offending local sensitivities.
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Road conditions are poor and dangerous |
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Emergency services do not exist |
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The rainy season in the south lasts from May to October; the rains in central Chad occur from June to September |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
Last edited by jojobean on Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:24 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:15 pm |
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Wonderful job!!! |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:16 pm |
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blah respect local traditions blah sensitivities blah blah
So basically what you are saying is that the relief crew should bring lots of animal porn mags, and try and bribe the border guards with them? |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:17 pm |
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^^ Well, and a large empty suitcase. You know, for all the cash. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:25 pm |
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Adamu definitely needs some weed. ND should bring him some. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:36 pm |
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Dayam, with the bad roads and rainy season coming any more lad trips to Chad now could be one-way. It's like a lad roach-motel. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:41 pm |
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Good lord, what a hell hole you've got them into, short of actual Sudan it's the arse hole of the world.
I was seriously thinking this bait had got as good as it was going to, and then ... it gets better! or worse, depending on your perspective, and whether or not you're stuck in Chad with no money and friends about to turn up with no money and very cross with you.
Do the originators of this unctious fiddlement think they will ever get home? How will they pay the driver? hustle with pussy? Sure that'll impress the locals. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:49 pm |
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^^^
Speaking of "hussle with pussy", am I the only one underwhelmed at Adamu's reaction to finding out that his mom is a whore now? I would have thought that he would have blown a gasket. Instead, he politely thanks his friend for helping out his mother's financial situation. And that's it. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:54 pm |
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YW, I really think he's delirious to the point of not even knowing how to read a forward.
Bats in the belfry.
He didn't even wonder how the church got Hamza's number when jojo called last. What a maroon. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:59 pm |
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YW - He would not be too upset if this is his mother's normal occupation!
Bruin |
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:11 pm |
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^^^ I was going to say what Bruin said!!! How funny would it be if his mother does that for a living anyway!?!!
That would be the best bit of normal news they'd had in a long time!!! LOL!
Gawd, what are we all going to do when this does end?
That audio is so funny... it will work perfectly! |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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