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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:38 am

He's totally ignoring everyone right now except our fake CZ who sent him the e-mail about mama starting to give handjobs for food, and it doesn't even look like he read the mail we forwarded (what Frodo drafted). How goddamn annoying he has become!!

Here's his reply to CZ (us):

Quote:

DEAR CZ,
WE HAVE HEARD ALL YOU SAY AND WE ARE HAPPY AS YOU SEND MAMA SOMETHING. WE ALSO HEARD WHAT ND SAID TOO CALLING US THIEVES.
PLEASE CZ TELL AUNTY TO DO WHATEVER SHE COULD DO SO THAT WE COME BACK HOME.
WE ARE GOING TO PAY BACK THE MONEY AS SOON AS WE COME BACK HOME.
YOU CAN TRY THIS NUMBER 23564xxxxx PLEASE SO THAT WE CAN TALK PLEASE.
THE ACCOUNT IS STILL THE SAME YOU CAN GIVE IT TO AUNTY .

Fucking TWATs! Evil or Very Mad

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

nothing like pain for the lads. Maybe dover can call them?

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:28 am

It may not be a good idea to have Dover call them, unless of course he may have had some believable way of obtaining that phone-number.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:35 am

Could this bait possibly be going any better? I think not.

Quote:

DEAR OKEY,

I RECEIVE YOUR LAST EMAIL TODAY AND PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW IF I WILL NEED A PASSPORT TO COME TO CHAD AND ALSO HOW IS THERE BORDER ??????????IS THERE ANY MONEY RESTRICTION IN THEIR BORDER.

I HAVE BEEN CALLING THE LONDON NUMBER AND IT ENTERS VOICEMAIL.

BUT BECAUSE YOU I WILL COME TO CHAD JUST GIVE ME EVERY DETAILS INCLUDING HOW I WILL FOLLOW TO BE THERE.

MEANWHILE ASSURES ME AND REASURES ME THAT THERE WILL NOT BE ANY PROBLEM.

AS SOON AS I RECEIVED THE FULL INFORMATION FROM YOU I SHALL BE DETAILING TO YOU IMMEDIATELY MY ARRIVAL DATE.

TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER

234-1-764-XX-XX SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE AND KNOW THAT IT IS NOT A SET UP OK. (this might be a problem... but I have a solution for this as well)

OR GIVE ME ANY TELEPHONE NUMBER THAT I CAN CALL AND REACH YOU SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

BEST REGARDS

ND

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:47 am

When he says set up!
Who does he suspect is plotting against him? Okey ?
Gotta love it.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:13 pm

Tell the twat to leave a message, and when did he try to call? I have had the phone on except at night. No messages on my phone. I have it on now.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:18 pm

What if you innundated Stinky's phone with calls from T*W*A*T officials who are worried about the lost & missing Dover and his trusty steed, Scooby. Eventually you would use up his airtime and leave him without any possible way to communicate with the outside world. Is it not possible that he used that phone to call home and now they are a little miffed with whoever set this nightmare up and are trying to figure out a way to trap them (you) and make them pay for all this suffering? I know I would!
What if Odourous Amadu told ND that his maga gave him the money and went back to the U.S. and is returning with even more cash. StinkBoi would want to get the first money out of there before the maga returned just in case anything went wrong.
Just a noobie here throwing out ideas. Fantastic epic journal guys & gals. Razz

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:26 pm

Quote:

I RECEIVE YOUR LAST EMAIL TODAY AND PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW IF I WILL NEED A PASSPORT TO COME TO CHAD AND ALSO HOW IS THERE BORDER ??????????IS THERE ANY MONEY RESTRICTION IN THEIR BORDER.

This thing is playing out like a well written drama/comedy/horror story. What better question than to ask about money. Absolutely there are moeny restrictions. In fact, he should bring NOTHING extra. We need to paint a beautiful picture of Chad, but not one so beautiful that he thinks he can bring lots of money there.

Man, I was really worried that a rat was cooking here. However, it seems that things are playing out better than we ever could have imagined. Once ND gets on the road, I think we off the mother.

The Great Ook enters now and plays the part of Mike, who is the UN leader.

I couldn't be happier with the way things are going.

EDIT: I don't think that these guys can make calls outside of Chad. Yesterday it seemed that when I spoke with Hamza, he implied that he doesn't have the ability to call outside the country, which would explain why they don't call Nigeria, but only ask Nigeria to call there.

EDIT 2: Congrats on the skulls guys. Twisted Evil

Indeed it is an honour.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:48 pm

Here is the plan to deal with the "I want to hear your voice" situation. We will splice together an audio of Okey's voice, trying to get through on a crappy phone line. It will be Okey's voice so it will be convincing. ND already thinks that we are in Oure Cassoni and that we are too far away for phone contact, so it should be expected that the phone will go in and out constantly. This will work. I am 100% confident of that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Excellent idea. That should work very nicely -- voice contact from one of their bros will certainly perk up their spirits.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 28

YeaWhatever wrote:

Here is the plan to deal with the "I want to hear your voice" situation. We will splice together an audio of Okey's voice, trying to get through on a crappy phone line. It will be Okey's voice so it will be convincing. ND already thinks that we are in Oure Cassoni and that we are too far away for phone contact, so it should be expected that the phone will go in and out constantly. This will work. I am 100% confident of that.

Oh lordy lord Laughing

Is the plan to get them to walk into the cafe on hospital road and just see each other?

Or are you just going to get his brother on his own to the refugee camp in oure cassone bi-passing stinky in abeche?

Or get them both in oure cassone to meet up and get fed by the peacekeepers?

All is a classic but i bet you have even better in store! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:49 pm

The ultimate goal is to have them see each other at the cafe. The confusion will be so great. Granted, we know that this will probably end the bait. However, the thought of this coming to pass, is the greatest thought I can imagine. Just that feeling that they will get when they realize that they have been had- nothing can replace that. Trust me, we weighed the options here. We are willing to risk them getting home for this meeting.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:52 pm

You should get an independent lad to go there too to take a picture of the surprise-meeting... Now that would be truly priceless!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:53 pm

Ditto to what Jojo said.

Can you imagine that conversation? I am laughing now just thinking about it.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:57 pm

Slightly OT: Hey Jojobean, there's a therapy being touted in the Nigerian press that's right up your alley. I wonder if The Leg could get some relief from the hash conditions by doing this.

The Nigerian Sun newspaper wrote:

Drink urine and live
• How I cured breast cancer, liver ailment with urine therapy –Rev Fr. Adodo
By AZOMA CHIKWE
Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Rev Fr. Anselem Adodo, Director Pax Herbal Centre and Research Laboratories, Ewu, Edo State, said that when people go for vaccination, little of the virus is injected into the system for the body to be immune against the sickness in question.
He said that "drinking urine gives you the most natural and potent immunization possible." ... Shocked

No word on whether it works better if performed on a commercial bus.

From http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/goodhealth/2008/jun/03/goodhealth-03-06-2008-001.htm

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:58 pm

Better than that. The uncomfortable silence after "What are you doing here? What do you mean what am I doing here what are YOU doing here?" jump_4_joy

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:00 pm

A couple of years ago, I thought YW's nautical safari would never be topped. Now, I wonder how this one will ever be topped (who will be the first mugu to reach the Sea of Tranquility?)

Bruin

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:23 pm

ezilja.fallut wrote:

Better than that. The uncomfortable silence after "What are you doing here? What do you mean what am I doing here what are YOU doing here?" jump_4_joy

If the "Hand" is standing there witnessing the encounter, I bet the poor guy's circuits will pop.

@ JMRazor: That is one scary avatar. Have you ever used that persona on a mugu?

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:31 pm

^ well did you notice that Barry melrose missed a guy named Emeka in his string of arrests? Check his website out.

Maybe Emeka is like the Angel of Bad Luck for mugus. Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Wow. Somebody up there is helping you bait these lads. It's all going too perfectly!

It's going to end at some point, and if wee bruv has the money and the contacts it's going to end with him bailing them out, but it might as well happen in the funniest way possible!

Hope you get some proper siggy material at the end of this!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:00 pm

^^ I got "SAVE ME". How can that be topped??

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:07 pm

This is all very amusing. I really am excited about the possibilities here. This spliced audio idea that YW had should definitely seal the deal. We have so much recorded audio from Adamu that we can basically make him appear to be saying anything we want. Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Something better than "unimaginable bastard pig"!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:18 pm

Would it be possible to get any audio recording on future phone calls??.The Prof handles them very well!.Would be icing on the cake!. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:24 pm

I'm just getting back in the groove. My audio was down for a long time. Everything will be recorded.

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