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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:45 pm

@Jojo, wow, thanks to Adamu, you already have a path for him to follow to get there! bow_down

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:47 pm

Outstanding. You know they say "misery loves company". Now you just have to separate ND from his other friend.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:50 pm

We like the thought of getting ND to NDjamena. Something just seems right about it.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:56 pm

I would love to see the look on their faces when they meet in that internet cafe. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:05 pm

^It would be best for ND to travel light, he can move faster and help carry out the trunk full of money that Stinki and Hopalong have got with them.
(Has he been told that they have got money?)
Or could they buy a car and he can then drive them out?

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:19 pm

^^ Yep. That's the angle we're working.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:26 pm

Better and better! Very Happy

Brilliant stuff!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Inspecter Gadget wrote

Quote:

he can move faster and help carry out the trunk full of money that Stinki and Hopalonghave got with them.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:40 pm

this is awsome im trying to get a few more TWAT members Twisted Evil

very nice work guys and gals

jump_4_joy

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:50 pm

The fake Adamu sends the real ND the information that he was looking for.

Quote:

DEAR ND,
MY FRIEND IS MICHAEL TURNER. HE WILL CARRY THE MONEY WIT HIM TO NDJAMENA. HE SAY THAT HE CAN NOT ENTER NIGERIA CUZ HIS PAPERS ARE NOT RIGHT. HE HAS A CELL NUMBER TO CALL 44.7514.XXXXXX. IT DOES NOT COST MUCH MONEY. WE CAME WIT ONLY 40,000 NAIRA AND ALL WAS FINE. A BEG PLEASE CONTACT ME SOONEST SO WE CAN GET THIS DONE. WE HAV $350,000 HERE AND I WANT IT IN NIGERIA SOONEST. WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY PLEASE GIVE SOME OF IT TO JONATHAN. HE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO WIT IT. TELL MAMA THAT WE R DOING GREAT.
OKEY

OOOOOOO Let's get this party started! Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:52 pm

Anyone have a red carpet handy? It doesn't have to be too wide, because at least one of them will be hopping. Smile

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:11 pm

maybe something should happen to ND on the way, and stinky finds out. Something so horrible Real ND won't even know it ever happend. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:15 pm

Stinky will have no clue that the real ND is coming to see him. The real ND will assume that Adamu is expecting him, and the real Adamu will be thoroughly pissed off at ND by then for laughing at their situation. I think the fake CZ will step up and warn Adamu that the real ND is coming though and he's not right in the head. Maybe Adamu needs to act first and protect himself and the leg?

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:07 pm

@ YW: One sad day, when the first & finest daily 'no soap' opera is over and the burned Adamumu memorizes his adventures by reading this thread, he might chuckle a bit to how close he was to the solution by adressing you with

Quote:

PLEASE WHATEVER

(somewhere on page 51).
At least I will.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:10 pm

It just keeps getting worse and worse for Smelly. The fake CZ (his other real life friend) just wrote this to him...

Quote:

i try to call 10 time today and can not connet. do u have a differnt number? i told aunty waht is happens and beg for help but ND talk to her to and tell her that u steal from un maga and she got angry. i dont know what to do okey. ND is not right in his head. he lost money in ghana and is mad bout it. he called me stupid boi and leave. what do i do?

I cannot imagine how frustrating this must be for Smelly. And just wait until the real ND shows up in Abeche. Laughing

Can you imagine THAT conversation?

Adamu - "YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
ND - "What? What the hell are you talking about? I am here for the money."
Adamu - "NO. YOU ARE HERE TO DIE."
ND - "Okey! What are you doing?!?!? What's with the knife?!?!?! NO!! NO !! STOP!! AHHHHHH!!"

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:23 pm

He might beat him to death with brother's dismembered leg.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:37 pm

Here is an updated safari map for everyone. We have added the fake lads as well as our newest TWAT, Michael Turner, who is going to be "meeting" ND in N'Djamena.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 May 2007 Posts: 3

Hey everybody I'm back and ready to help out. I'm going to be on a lot more so your probaly going to see a lot more of me! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:44 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

Michael Turner, who is going to be "meeting" ND in N'Djamena.

So the current plan is to get ND to N'Djamena, and then take him on another "leg" of the journey to visit his friends?

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:46 pm

^^ Yep.

Nice one, Mini Me! Welcome aboard. Feel free to try to slap our TWATs around with your suggestions. Smile

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:47 pm

@TomServo,
Correct. Just like we did with Adamu and the leg. Then, of course, once ND arrives in N'Djamena, there will be some issue that will force him all the way to Abeche for the greatest surprise reunion ever.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:04 pm

It looks like Hamdan will be in a perfect position to intercept Dover and Scooby. Forgive me if that has been discussed before, or if it was a real dumb idea.

Could Dover be a dead man riding?
Or maybe kill off Scooby and leave Dover stranded?

There are so many ways this could go.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It would be a shame if scooby was kidnapped and forced into the sport of Camel Wrestling! I bet Dover would be heartbroken, and he would move heaven and earth (not to mention spending all of the lads money) to get him back.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:09 pm

I'm just hoping that Adamu and Leg can hang on long enough for ND to "rescue" them.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

You see, you guys are just too nice. Maybe you get a lad into trouble, but at least you send a friend to rescue them... Razz

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