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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:20 am

I think Stinky is going to read this time line and realize just how long this has been going on and he hasn't got a nickel to show for it. Of course the affect will be further demoralization and depression. This guy and his brother really are in a world of hurt. These guys are caught in a literal bait crossfire and no real route of escape, except maybe death. Kudos on a superb bait!!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:50 am

With the onset of the rainy season, malaria is going to be a concern. This map shows Abeche in the "endemic" zone:

http://www.mara.org.za/pdfmaps/ChaDistribution.PDF

If they continue to sleep outside they will turn into mosquito pin cushions. Sad

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:21 am

Couldn't you (as the the fake Adamu) write the real ND and instruct him to borrow money from aunty to get to Abeche to help bring the payload of cash home? It would add some credibility to you with ND because no stranger would know about the aunty.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:24 am

^^ We will eventually be name-dropping both the Aunty and Jonathan.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Look at these appalling conditions Rev. Dover is living in.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:43 am

That poor poor man...

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 108

I can't see any pizza in that spread of food? What a second-rate hotel, what good is that!

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

just throwing an idea out there.

get other twat members to a certain place and get the lad to pose as the reverend until he really arrives

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:27 pm

^^^^^
We are currently trying to get some other TWATs out that way. It's not as easy as it sounds.

Tuco wrote:

With the onset of the rainy season, malaria is going to be a concern.

No, we are not concerned at all. I promise. Laughing

BWHAHHAAHHA! He is starting to see how Dover really is. This email is so simple, but says so much. And, the funny thing is, he only responded to William, not Dover.

Quote:

DEAR WILLIAM
REV WILLIAM THE WAY BEN IS SOUNDING TO US WE DONT THINK THAT FROM NOW TILL DECEMBER HE WILL GET IN TOUCH WITH US IN ABECHE.
SO WE DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU SHOULD TELL US.I HOPE NOBODY WANT US DEAD IN ABECHE CONCERNING THE MONEY GRAM OR WESTERN UNION WE ASK YOU AS THE FATHER OF THE CHURCH WHAT IS HAPPEN PLEASE TELL US WE ARE WAITING AND WE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
THANK YOU
ADAMU

Well, brother Phystme takes NO crap from anyone. Especially stinky boi and his brother. So, he will write a stern email back and put him in his place.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:36 pm

Nice.

If they feel their only friend Phystme is angry with them, they might lose all hope of getting out. And the brothers leg problem is priceless, they cant even walk out even if they wanted to.
Smile

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:52 pm

We thought it would be funny if William just had to take off for a couple of days. So now, at this point, he is forced to just contact Dover, who he is starting to hate.

Quote:

I understand that Ben can be a bit whiny. But he did make a timeline for you. He is on his way there. As you may know, traveling by camel can be slow. And his foot is hurt. I will send him an email telling him to stop whining, man up and get his caravan to Abeche. I will make sure that he comes to get you. He is a little bit of a baby, as I have said before. But don't worry, when I stick it to him, he will quit whining and get you your money.

Adamu, I am growing weary of your accusations about the MG and WU. Why would we fake them? You were able to check the transfer online for the WU. That was not fake. Apparently, due to the hectic nature of Chad, transfers are canceled at this point. It's very disturbing, I know. But your accusations that we are sending fake transfers bother me. I presume you will extend an apology in your next email to me.

I will be out of town for the next couple of days. I will send of an email to Ben instructing him to concentrate on getting to you and to quit teaching his camel tricks.

So then, William writes Dover and CCs Adamu.

Quote:

Ben-

It's time that you quit playing games with your camel and you start caring about getting towards Abeche. They have been stredded in Abeche for a few days now and they are ready to go home. Get them their money. Get them their food. Quit whining about your foot. You have ice, you have pizza and you have a tent. This is much better than the hell that Adamu and company are in. Adamu emailed me worried about your competence. The truth is, I am worried too. You are sounding like a 3 year old. Be a man for once.

You know I will be out of town for a few days. I expect your diligent efforts in getting to Abeche with the cash and clothing for Adamu and co.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:01 pm

Yesterday, pretending to be Adamu's friend CZ, we wrote an email to Adamu. We spoke of Adamu's other friend ND, who Adamu has been begging for help from.

Quote:

i will talk to aunty urgently. ND is acting very strange and i think that his mind is sick. i was telling him that i am very worrued for u and he only smile adn laugh. what is the problem with u and him? he is not telling me something important. did u get in a fight? why does he act like this?

And here is Adamu's response.

Quote:

DEAR CZ.
PLEASE WHATEVER.YOU WANT TO DO TO SEE THAT WE COME HOME ALIVE PLEASE DO IT. WITHOUT WASTING MORETIME YOU CAN TELL AUNTY OUR PROBLEM IMMEDIATELY. TELL HER THE TRUE AND THE SITUATION WE ARE INTO
TELL HER THAT WE HAVE CONTACTED YOU AND ND BUT HE IS LAUGHING AT US. (so are we Adamu

) I HAVE NOT FIGHT WITH ND BEFORE SINCE HE WAS BORN OR QUERRY WITH HIM WELL I LEAVE EVERYTHING TO GOD.
THE PROBLEM NOW FOR US IS HOW TO COME BACK TO NIGERIA AND I SUPPOSE TO START WORK BY NOW BECAUSE I APPLY AND THEY TOLD ME TO WAIT TILL MAY. BUT NOW WE ARE ENTERING INTO JUNE .PLEASE DONT FAIL TO TELL AUNTY TO BORROW MONEY ANYWERE SO THAT WE CANNOT DIE HERE IN CHAD PLEASE.
PLEASE CZ TRY AND CALL US PLEASE SO THAT YOU HEAR OUR VOICE.
THANK YOU
OKEY

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Excellent, excellent!

It vexes me so that stinkiboi doesn't want to stay in Abeche any longer. He needs a reason to want to stay there, and he needs some hope for a change! Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

This lad has to be burned Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:30 pm

Oops. It would seem that Adamu does not like being laughed at by his friend ND.

Quote:

DEAR ND.
I AM VERY SURPRISE THE WAY YOU ARE DOING TO US BECAUSE IT SEEM THAT YOU ARE LAUGHING AT US BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEM WE ARE INTO.
IF SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT BUT NOW I HAVE SEE IT WITH MY EYES.
THAT WE TOLD YOU THAT WE HAVE PROBLEM IN CHAD AND BROTHER BROKE HIS LEG AND YOU ARE LAUGHING. WELL IF YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT HELP US TELL AUNTY TO GO AND BORROW MONEY FOR US IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE WILL COME BACK AND TREAT BROTHER BROKEN LEG PLEASE.
THANK YOU
OKEY

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:34 pm

The Rev lives in Julie Coopers mansion.. now that´s... interesting!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:00 pm

ND (the fake one) is not going to take any crap from the real Adamu....

Quote:

OKEY,
YES I AM LAUGHING CUZ I HAVE NOT SEEN SUCH THINGS BEFORE. YOU GO TO STEAL FROM UN MAGA AND GET STRENDED IN CHAD. THAT IS FUNNY TO ME. WHY DID YOU NOT BRING PHONE OR CLOTHS? BORKEN LEG IS FUNNY TO RUNNING FROM REBELS. YOU WILL LAUGH AT THIS SOMEDAY TO.

When these two meet up someday, someone is going to get killed. Laughing

EDIT ~ Here is the map once again for those of you having a hard time understanding who is who and where they are.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:02 pm

I just think this is all very funny. Does anyone reading this want to join TWAT?? Smile

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:07 pm

Working on getting some new victims, errr, members.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:10 pm

Professor So And So wrote:

I just think this is all very funny. Does anyone reading this want to join TWAT?? Smile

I wonder if Twat could safari russian scammers. They don't even have to leave russia to get streded.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:20 pm

Nothing is more perfect than reading this in our fake account, from the REAL ND:

Quote:

DEAR OKY ,
GOOD DAY,
IAM IN GHANA NOW AND WILL BE COMING TO NIGERIA BY FRIDAY BEEN TOMORROW SO WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?TO COME TO CHAD.?

HOW DO I COME THERE WHY CAN WE MEET IN MAIDUGRI AND HOW MUCH CAN IT COST ME TO BE IN THAT PLACE.

IAM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU NDUDBUISI

BEST REGARDS

ND

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:33 pm

wow - I must be falling asleep. Who is Eric?

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:36 pm

He was the UN translator that got his head blown off by Hamdan. He was basically a way for us to talk through Hamdan without an Arabic accent.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:43 pm

^^^ thank you!!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:44 pm

It is seriously looking like we're going to get ND to Chad, everyone!

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