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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

From the sound of their emails he seems more like a african cattle rustler stealing cows for nigeria.

I still like the Hamdam idea I had though.. maybe a fake gunman can do better than real gunmen?

Just think, they are already surrounded by armed men, now have each one get the face of Hamdam at any second. The photo was quite blank on a face.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDtdQ8bTvRc&feature=related

I prefer the ending in this one.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They're Stinky and The Leg,
They're Stinky and The Leg.
One is a moron,
The other just begs.

To prove their TWATty worth,
They'll wander all the Earth.

They're Stinky,
They're Stink and The Leg, Leg, Leg, Leg, Leg.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

(You need to re-read Stinkyboi's post, they are so hard up they only have one shirt and trouser, (singular) Not even a pair of trousers, I make that one leg each?')



Yeah that's true, I guess Stinky gets the shirt and Leg gets the trouser Very Happy 'cos he's only got the one now hasn't he?
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To the tune of the Addams Family...

They're stinky and they're limpy,
Stredded and wimpy,
They're all together brokey,
The Abeche Family.

Their house is a courtyard
Where the hand stands guard
They really are in hash conditions
The Abeche Family.


So get a TWAT robe on
A stumpy leg you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Abeche Family.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks. I'll be humming that for the rest of the afternoon here at work Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, Adamu wanted a timeline. So he gets one. It doesn't quite answer all of his questions, but it would satisfy me. Our goal is to make Dover look as childish as we can. I think this timeline does a good job. Laughing

WARNING

This next email from Dover is probably considered offensive by many, if not most. So, read at your own risk!

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Adamu-

Rev Phystme told me you wanted a timeline. Well, I completed it. It took me so long. In fact, we didn't travel at all today because of this stupid timeline. Phystme was so mean when he told me about this. He was practically yelling at me. Sad I mean, I am doing my best. So basically, we had to stop an entire day's travel for this silly thing. It took me forever! I guess it worked out though, because I got a chance to teach Scooby some new tricks. He is getting good with the frisbee. The only thing is that he ate so much pizza, I guess it's a good thing we didn't travel today. He is slow enough when he travels, being a camel and all. But after a couple of pizzas. Man. He moves SLOW!!!!

One very important bit of information... Scooby hurt his toe. His camel toe is bruised. He must have hurt it turning tricks. I attached a picture. You cannot really see the bruise, because of all of the hair. I was thinking about shaving it. You know, so we could see it better. I would like better access to it. Plus that hair is starting to grow foul. I got a bag and sprayed it with some vinegar and water. When we get to Abeche, will you rub his camel toe Adamu?

Things are not going well here. This linens are starting to get dirty. The tent barely has enough room for all of us. I am only getting around 8-9 hours sleep a night. I'm getting a little tired of this pizza. In fact, I really could go for some with some extra meat. I have to listen to these people complain ALL day about the littlest things. They say, "Rev Dover, I'm tired of carrying all of your stuff. When can we stop fanning you?" I mean, I am their boss. Am I wrong to get angry? Tell me Adamu, is it wrong of me to be angry about this? I've had very little alcohol since I have been here. Only what we smuggled in and what I can make at night from our margarita machine.

Adamu, we will take off again tomorrow morning. I will email you updates. Good night.



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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What was offensive about that? Confused

Perfectly reasonable I say... Laughing

I mean, it's to be expected that a holy man might have lived a life that was too sheltered in certain aspects and may not be so worldly wise in particular regards. This can't be helped... but it's part of what makes him so trustworthy.


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
When we get to Abeche, will you rub his camel toe Adamu?

I can't take it LOL_sign This safari is killing me hahaha!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A White Board? Where did Dover get a White Board? How much stuff is he traveling with?

Next he'll have a Power Point presentation... Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I need to hear from Adamu soon. I wonder how he and the "leg" are doing.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Reading his emails to ND and CZ I wouldnt be suprised if we soon stop hearing from him altogether - seems he has burnt all his bridges now.

I wonder who the mysterious Aunty is Smile

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^

Not hearing from him? Doubt you so of stinkyboi's power(of offending smells). He was thought having only days to live before he even got to abeche only two weeks in!



What happened to the signs? he should ask the army men to help him with his codes.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bahahahahahahhaha

that timeline is hilarious. everything on it was in the past except his arrival which was "may or June 2008"

so effectively, the timeline is worth jack.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

maggiemay wrote:


I wonder who the mysterious Aunty is Smile


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Morf wrote:
bahahahahahahhaha

that timeline is hilarious. everything on it was in the past except his arrival which was "may or June 2008"

so effectively, the timeline is worth jack.


But I gave him some hope didn't I? I mean, odds are that's when he'll be there. I just cannot imagine opening up that timeline. That thing is supposed to be written be a grown arse man. And it is like a little child's drawing.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If I were Stinky Boi, I'd sit down in the dust and cry after seeing that piece of garbage time line. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just noticed The Hand Laughing Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I cant decide which safari is better. This one or the tina turner one...
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The precision of that timeline might leave a little bit to be desired by the boys. I am definitely impressed that Dover even managed to get that much done in a day. I think my favorite part is the manner in which he added the letter E to the word "timeline". It fits perfectly with how childish he has become over the past few weeks.

I think the heat might be getting to him.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had to turn my screen sideways with that Ctrl+Alt+arrow trick to read it. It's not easy, when your screen is in one orientation, and your mouse and the scroll-down button are in another.
And when I read it, there was no meat on my pizza.

Seroiusly, that timeline was great! That sort of thing will leave a mark on Stinky's psyche.

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, that reverend of yours is a real piece of work. I don't know HOW the other TWATs put up with his constant selfishness and whining about everything.

And those poor servants of his. I wouldn't be surprised if they got tired of fanning him and carting his fat butt around and stabbed him in the face with something pointy. Then he could whine and cry about having to wear an eye patch for the rest of his life. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

CY I'm sure Rev. Dover would love to share some of his pizza.. if you come pick it up in Chad... though... Adamu might get to it first... so better rush off Razz

As for the poor servants of Dover.. big chance they might just ditch him in the desert causing him to get lost? Ofc. they'll also steal his navtwat...

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