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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

ha, that really would be the icing on the cake, these smelly, hungry, tired, stupid twats performing for the masses. the only problem that I can see is that from what I have read, the twats have hardly enough money to feed themselves - how are they going to be able to film their application video (or for that matter get whatever costume/props are necessary)?

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:46 pm

The TWAT Circus site is fantastic, what self (read cash Laughing

) respecting lad wouldn't want to sign up.

Best change the Circus Schedule dates though as they are a year out of date Wink

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:48 pm

Buck Turgidson wrote:

Best change the Circus Schedule dates though as they are a year out of date Wink

You are right about that. I will get to that. The funny thing is, I totally forgot that I even had the circus sitting there, not being used. Donato sent me a reminder yesterday.

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:14 pm

Reading this post makes me wish I had more time these days to bait!!

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:53 pm

^^^ Whenever I think it's about time to move on to something else in life, I open up one of my personal mailboxes and there are all the scam letters again. That really gets my juices flowing, epecially first thing in the morning.

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:20 pm

I have this vision of StinkBoi flying through the air with the greatest of sleaze...........uhhhhhh..........ease! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, your one TWAT lad already has a clown suit, so I think he should automatically be in! TWAT needs more clowns for its circus!

Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:19 pm

Okay, so here is the plan...

Dover leaves for Sudan this weekend, with a layover in Frankfurt. Hopefully, getting this lad to Sudan will get easier once we get Dover there.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

I'm glad to hear that the twat is willing to bend over backwards to accommodate these two gents!

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:44 am

Good luck with getting him to Sudan. Amazing bait so far. Very Happy

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:17 pm

genius

They are so convinced by all this. It's simply wonderful.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:21 pm

Quote:

DEAR REV WILLIAM,
I AM GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I HAVE NOTED YOUR MAIL BUT REV PHYSTME, ALL IS NOT WELL WITH ME AND MY BROTHER HERE IN ABECHE BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS SICK DUE TO HASH WEATHER OF CHAD.
AFTER OUR CHATTING AND THE PROMISE TO SETTLE THE DRIVER BILLS NOTHING HAVE BEEN SENT TO SETTLE HIS BILLS. (Oooops Embarassed

)
WE ARE HOPING TO SEE REV BENJAMIN, HERE IN ABECHE CHAD . AND WE ARE PRAYING TO MEET WITH HIM ONE ON ONE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN.
ADAMU

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:23 pm

Oh right. They're still in Chad. Maybe we should do something this week. Like acknowledge their existences or something.

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:14 pm

Can't wait till they get to Sudan. Actually you guys are probably their only friends, your "lies" probably get them food and stuff Laughing

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:14 pm

It has been a while since we have heard of the hand... but I was thinking that the hand was something similar to this:

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:40 pm

Is that the hooded claw? ROFLMAO!

I think it's very suspect that they want to go "one on one" with the Rev Phystme. Sounds like they might want to work the reverend over! Are you sure it's safe for him to go? Shocked

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:48 pm

LOL, the more hope they have the better. Can't wait so see your TWATS in another adventure

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:03 pm

I miss this so much. I've only read the first page of this, but I can't wait to get home from work and read this whole thing Laughing

. Hope everyone is doing well!

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:51 pm

IMHO there is a need to seperate StinkBoi and the driver. The driver has been allowing them to live in the lap of luxury by providing them with bread, water and old smelly blankets to sleep outside in.
Once he is out of the picture their futures will become even more dismal.
And - there is always the possibility of getting to the arse kicking portion of their pilgrimage. They need to feel "The Hand That Rocks the Mugu" Twisted Evil

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Has anyone heard from Rev Dover - hope his journey is going to plan Smile

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:01 am

^^ Good timing. Reverend Dover landed in Sudan yesterday, but this was the FIRST Monday (maybe even weekday) that the lads didn't check their mail. We had a bit of concern in this morning's chat that they may have somehow escaped the 'beche, but alas, they just signed in minutes ago and read mail with the same IP.

Cross your fingers for Sudan, everyone! Al Fashir seems lovely, and there is even a pizza joint there (according to Wikipedia) for Dover.

Here's the TWATs' reply to Dover's mail telling them he landed safely in Sudan:

Quote:

DEAR BENJAMIN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE,THE CONTENTS OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL THAT YOU HAVE ARRIVED SAFETLY IN SUDAN. IT IS VERY HOT WEATHER IN SUDAN AND HERE IN CHAD ABECHE TOO.
WE ARE ALSO PRAYING TO GOD THAT YOU WILL COME HERE SAFETLY IN ABECHE TO MEET US,GOD WILL LEAD YOU SAFETLY AMEN.
PLEASE REV BEN,TELL US THE DAY YOU WILL ARRIVE ABECHE AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO IDENTIFY YOU.ONCE MORE WE SAY WELCOME TO AFRICA .
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN.
BEST REGARDS,
ADAMU

Naturally, in the spirit of Dover, the first thing he did when he landed was bitch about the heat. Smile

Edit: This bland e-mail just came into Phystme:

Quote:

DEAR REV WILLIAM,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE, THE CONTENT OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
I WANT TO INFORMED YOU THAT REV BEN, HAVE ARRIVE SUDAN. HE SENT A MAIL TO US THAT HE HAS ARRIVE AND WE ARE EXPECTING HIM HERE IN ABECHE CHAD SOON.
WE THANK ALMIGHTY GOD FOR HIS JOURNEY MERCY THAT HE GRANTED HIM.
PLEASE REV WILLIAM , MEANWHILE WE STILL WAITING FOR THE REUNION SO THAT WE CAN BE SAFE AND FREE FROM THE DRIVER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AND ALL THE ENTIRE MEMBERS OF TWAT CHURCH AMEN.
BEST REGARDS,

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Phew - thank goodness everything is going to be alright for them! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:42 pm

More in hope, but hey...

This is the bait that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Two mugus went safari-ing not knowing what they'd face
And they'll be stuck in Chad forever just because
This is the bait that never ends
It goes on and one my friends...

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:18 pm

Rather Large Update

Okay, so we know this thread has been pretty slow for the past week, and we're sure some of you are wondering what is happening. We really didn't want to update it with what we have been working on until it looked like a good possibility of success. This was pretty risky for us in terms of losing the bait, but well worth the shot. Here's a brief timeline of events that have happened this past ten days or so:

First, Adamu contacted Rev Dover with a plea for money, but what he didn't realize (we think) was that he CCed two other e-mail addies instead of using the BCC. He was begging for help and mentioning that his brother's leg is a little hurt.

Next, we decided to ASEM the two other addies with a simple "I am interested, please tell me more" type e-mail from an account separate from the church modality. To our (non) surprise, we got hit with level two scripts from both accounts for a NOK and a trunkbox scam.

We decided to bait them both.

At the same time, we decided it would be a good idea to set up ANOTHER account, and tell each of those lads from there that we were Adamu, and that our last account got hacked, and we opened a new one. We told them NEVER to e-mail there again, and only contact us through the new acct.

We also did the same thing for each of those two lads, and told Adamu to only contact us there.

SO, right now, we're effectively communicating with Adamu (who thinks he's talking to his friends) and his friends (who think they're talking to Adamu), and we're telling them from the new Adamu acct that the maga paid big, we don't need any money, BUT:

We need them to get to N'Djamena to help us smuggle all of this cash back home. Laughing

Meanwhile, we're telling Adamu, from the new friends' boxes, that we're trying to get the money together to bring them home. We're also telling Adamu from the friends that the WU system in Chad won't allow us to send money, therefore strengthening the story the church officials are giving.

Essentially, what we're now working on, is trying to get these two new lads into Abeche for a surprise visit at the HOSPITAL ROAD cafe.

Funny enough for you all?? Laughing

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:25 pm

Evil genius at it's best! clapping

I love it.

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