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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Fri May 02, 2008 3:01 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Yeah, he realizes that Hamdan might have gone a little rogue on us. That was the plan. Astonishingly enough, he found that out for himself. |
He is so focussed on the driver and the pending WU transfer that he seems to have lost track of the $200K, the plane and what Hamdan/Eric may have done with them. But if I were in his shoes it would certainly be first things first as well. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 3:08 pm |
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This chat was the funniest thing that I have ever seen. Ever. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 3:19 pm |
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Funniest thing ever? really?
Post it then!!!!!!! Don't keep us in a state of suspended terror. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 3:31 pm |
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I'm still laughing out loud from that chat! That was the BEST! I'm so glad I waited up all night for him to finally get his sight-seeing ass into the cafe again. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 3:34 pm |
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@ Trixi: Protect your keyboard now before you hit the "REFRESH' button again. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 pm |
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Don't keep us in suspense! |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 3:56 pm |
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jojo is working on it. It's a pretty long chat. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Fri May 02, 2008 4:01 pm |
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@TUCO
Thanks hon - but I learned my lesson after drowning my mouse last night. (He's drying out nicely btw - I checked him into the priory)
No more beverages whilst actively reading a thread!
@Jojo
Post it dognabbit! Waiting with baited breath here (pun intended!) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 02, 2008 4:03 pm |
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After about 10 minutes of trying to get a group chat with this guy, we had to resign and just do one with Prof and myself, as YW and Ook looked on. I play the part of Rev Phystme. Prof is Rev Dover.
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me: Yes
I am bringing in Rev Phystem
Phystme
Adamu: YOU KNOW I HAVE ONLY 30MINUES
me: One moment
Yes, I know
Adamu: I AM STILL WAITING
me: Are you paying attention>?
We have everyone ina group chat now
Can you not see that?
Adamu: OKAY
me: Can you see it?
Adamu: YES
PLEASE I AM NOT FREE
me: Why aren't you typing in there?
Adamu: DO SOMETHING SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO NIGERIA PLEASE
me: Yes, that is why we're all here today
Adamu: OK
me: NOW, you need to help us get into the group chat together
I'm going to close this window
Adamu: OK
me: Don't open another one until I send you the invite
Then we will all be together
Adamu: OK
me: And we can figure this out
Adamu: OK
PLEASE DO QUICK
me: Okay, please wait
Adamu: BECAUSE OF IME
me: Stop typing for a minute
PLEASE
Adamu: OK
me: Close this window
There should be another open
Use that
Adamu???
PLEASE
ADAMUUU
Adamu: IS IT NOT THIS
YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT USE THIS BEFORE
me: There should be another window open for you
Forget it
Adamu: CAN I LOG OUT
me: No, don't log out
We can work from here
HELLO ADAMU
Adamu: OK
me: THIS IS WILLIAM
I WILL BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS
William will be using all caps
Adamu: OK
DO BECAUSE OF TIME PLEASE
YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY HERE
TO PAY
me: We understand that you have little time, so let's get to the point of
this conversation
How much time do you have left?
Adamu: OKAY REV
NOT UP TO 15MINUTES
me: OKAY
LET'S GET THIS GOING
LET'S HURRY
William, please talk with him first
Adamu: OK
me: DOES THE DRIVER STILL HAVE HIS PHONE?
Adamu: YES
me: OKAY
THIS IS GOOD
ADAMU
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU WHAT THAT FRENCH RECEIPT SAID?
Adamu: YES
me: WHAT EXACTLY DID IT SAY
OUR INTERPRETERS ARE WORKING NOW
Adamu: THEY SAID WHEN I GO TO THE WU BANK THAT THEY SHOULD
HOLD ME
BECAUSE I AM I THIVE
me: I told you, William
Adamu: I WAS SURPRISE
me: BUT WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HAMDAN HAS
GONE ROGUE
Eric can not be trusted anymore
WELL, WE HAVE NOT HEARD FROM ERIC
BUT HAMDAN IS DEFINITELY BAD
Adamu: YES
me: DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH HIM
We haven't heard from Eric in over a week
HE IS OUT TO GET YOU
OKAY ADAMU?
DO NOT EMAIL HIM
ALRIGHT
Adamu: THAT IS WHY I SAY MY LIFE IS IN DANGER HERE HERE
me: IS THE DRIVER WITH YOU NOW?
Adamu: IN ABECHE
NO
me: IS THE DRIVER IN THE CAFE?
Adamu: HE BROUGHT ME HERE AND LEFT
me: OKAY
He is trying to set you up to take the blame for him. He is stealing the
church's money and trying to have us believe that it is you that is
stealing it
me: OKAY
WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING FOR YOU
Adamu: THAT IS RIGHT
me: CRAVIN MOREHEAD AND KARIM
Adamu: YOU ARE VERY CORRECT
me: THEY ARE A BIT NORTH OF YOU
LOOK ADAMU
Adamu: YES
me: HERE IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
We're very sorry about all of this, Adamu. $200,000 can make
people do things that are absolutely insane
Adamu: YOU KNOW CHAD
IS A REBEL COUNTRY
me: Yes, we know
YOU NEED TO ESCAPE FROM THE DRIVER
Adamu: YOU ARE RIGHT
me: RUN AWAY IN THE NIGHT
CAN YOU AND YOUR BROTHER DO THIS?
Adamu: I DONT KNOW WERE TO RUN
me: Does he lock you up at night?
Adamu: WHAT CAN WE DO PLEASE
me: We need you to get away from that driver
Adamu: YES
me: We have two men coming for you
WELL, CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL MEET YOU IN ADRE
Yes he does lock you up at night?
Adamu: PLEASE SEND THE WU
IMMEDIATELY
SO THAT I PAY THE DRIVER
me: THERE ARE PROBLEMS WITH WU IN CHAD
We're having problems getting WU to release funds in Abeche
WE HAVE BEEN TRYING
Adamu: AND YOU SEND ME
me: WE SENT THREE
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT WILL WORK
We have been trying for days
Adamu: TRANSPORT MONEY
me: Yes
Adamu: TO GO BACK PLEASE
me: THE PLANE WILL CARRY YOU BACK
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT
WE JUST NEED TO GET YOU THE $200K
You will meet with Cravin and Abdul to return home
We need you to collect the case
CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL BE RETURNING YOU TO NIGERIA
OKAY?
This is VERY important that you receive the $200,000
ARE YOU THERE ADAMU?
The driver is not the biggest worry here
ADAMU?
Adamu: YES
me: OKAY
LOOK
Adamu: BUT JUST SEND HIS
me: CAN YOU STEAL A BIKE?
TELL THE DRIVER THIS...
Adamu: MONEY SO THAT I HAVE FREE
me: WE ARE SENDING HIS MONEY TO N'DJAMENA
Adamu: OF MIND PLEASE
PLEASE SEND IT HERE IN ABECHE
me: ADAMU, LISTEN FOR ONE MINUTE
We've been trying for days
PLEASE
I NEED YOU TO DO A COUPLE OF THINGS
Adamu: SO THAT MY MIND WILL BE PLEASE
me: 1. QUIT PLAYING AROUND IN ABECHE. WE ALL WANT TO GO TO
ABECHE. THIS IS NOT A VACATION.
Adamu: I KNOW THAT
me: 2. TELL THE DRIVER THAT WE WILL SEND HIM HIS WU IN
N'DJAMENA. YOU NEED TO FLEE FROM HIM.
Adamu: JUST TRY AGAIN PLEASE
me: 3. YOU NEED TO STEAL A CAR OR A BIKE. YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
NEED TO RIDE TO ADRE TO MEET CRAVIN AND KARIM.
Adamu: PLEASE SEND IT HERE IN ABECHE
me: WE ARE TRYING
WE HAVE SENT THREE OF THEM ALREADY
BUT IT DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK
They haven't been allowing the transfer to pass through the system
Adamu: BECAUSE HE SAY HE WILL NOT GO ANY WHERE
me: We have been trying for days
WELL, YOU HAVE TO JUST LEAVE
Adamu: WITHOUT HIS MONEY PLEASE
me: IN THE NIGHT
I UNDERSTAND
Then you need to run from him
In the night
YOU NEED TO ESCAPE
Adamu: I KNOW TRY AGAIN PLEASE REV
me: We're getting very worried here
DON'T LET HIM HOLD YOU CAPTIVE
Adamu: I KNOW
me: DOVER, WITH EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH HIS
CAR HAS BEEN HAVING A BAD DAY
Adamu: PLEASE TRY PLEASE
me: HE IS STIL STRESSED ABOUT THE PIZZA
I have not been myself since that pizza
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT CAN DO TO A MAN?
But this just adds insult to injury
Adamu: I KOW IAM NOT SLEEPING
me: ADAMU...
Adamu, you need to escape fromt hat driver
BECAUSE OF THE PIZZA?
Adamu: SINCE I CAME HERE
me: YES
YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL
If we can't get the WU to process in Abeche, we need you to be free
from him
HAVE YOU HAD A BATH?
Adamu: I DONT KNOW ANY WERE TO RUN TO PLEASE
me: Run left
Adamu: SAVE ME
me: We're trying
But you have to listen to us
ADAMU
LISTEN
This is NOT a game
THIS IS NOT DISNEY WORLD
Adamu: I WORST I DONT HAVE MONEY
me: HAMDAN IS OUT TO KILL YOU
HE WANTS YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER
Adamu: IT IS NOT A GAME PLEASE
me: JOHN THE BAPTIST STYLE
OKAY
ADAMU
LISTEN
Adamu: I KNOW THAT
me: QUIT TYPING FOR ONE MINUTE
JUST LISTEN
OKAY
Adamu: PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE
me: YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE DRIVER
STOP TYPING
Adamu: FROM THE HAND OF THE DRIVER
me: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS
SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE
Adamu: OKAY
REV
me: OKAY, HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE TO DO
Adamu: YOU KNOW IT IS HAMDAN THAT TOLD ME
me: QUIT TYPING
Adamu: TO HIRE A VECHICL
me: SHUT UP AND LISTEN
STOP IT
Adamu: FROM NDJAMENA TO ABECHE
me: YES
SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND AND LISTEN
OKAY?
THIS IS WILLIAM
Adamu: IT IS TWO DAY JOUENRY
me: I AM TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE IN TO YOU
Adamu: OKAY SIR
me: Adamu, you need to listen. Your time is running out
STOP TYPING UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT IT IS OKAY TO TYPE AGAIN
ALRIGHT
Adamu: YES
me: TONIGHT, AT MIDNIGHT, YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TO LEAVE
FROM THE DRIVER
Adamu: IT IS UP
me: WHILE HE IS SLEEPING, YOU ARE TO ESCAPE
Adamu: OK
me: Then you need to ask for more
HEAD EAST
TO ADRE
THERE IS A MAIN ROAD THAT GOES THAT WAY
Adamu: WE SLEEP TOGETHER
me: You sleep with the driver?
I thought you slept outside?
Adamu: OUTSIDE HIS COMPUND
me: And he sleeps out there with you?
Adamu: YES
me: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SNEAK OUT
You need to sneak away
Very quietly
Adamu: BUT IT IS FENCED
OK
me: We have many friends in Adre.
There is a fence?
YOU WILL BE SAFE IN ADRE
Adamu: YES
me: LOOK
HERE IS WHAT YOU DO
YOU ESCAPE WHEN HE IS SLEEPING
Adamu: LOCK WITH KEY
I DONT KNOW ANY WERE
OK
me: Can you escape right now?
Before he returns to get you?
Adamu: OK
me: IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU?
RIGHT NOW?
Adamu: BUT I DONT KNOW WERE TO GO
me: If your brother is with you, RUN right now
Adamu: OK
me: Head towards the direction the sun rises in
Adamu: BUT
me: Adre is to the East.
Adamu: PLEASE SEND THE WU
me: We have been trying everyday
ADAMU
WE SENT THREE
That's why we're so worried
Adamu: PLEASE
me: They're not letting it pass
YOU ARENT LISTEING
Adamu: YOU CAN COME HERE
me: ADAMU
Adamu: YOU TELL ME
me: We have Cravin and Karim waiting for you
Adamu: TIME HE WILL NOT SEE ME
me: They are there already
FOLLOW MY WORDS
Adamu: PLEASE TELL THEM TO COME
me: IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU NOW?
Adamu: BY TOMORROW
me: IS YOUR BROTHER THERE NOW?
They are in Adre waiting for you at our missionary station
Adamu: 10AM
me: Abeche is dangerous now. Adre is safe.
Adamu: AND PICK ME
THE DRIVER WILL NOT KNOW
me: ADAMU!!!!! IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU NOW?
ANSWER ME
Adamu: LET THEM COME TO THE ONLY CYBER CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL
ROAD
me: SHUT UP
ANSWER MY QUESTION
me: REALLY?
Adamu: IN ABECHE
me: THE ONLY ONE?
Go figure
Adamu: YES
me: OH
I THOUGHT THERE WERE MANY
Is your brother with you?
ADAMU
IS YOUR BROTHER THERE
Adamu: OUTSIDE
me: WITH THE DRIVER?
Adamu: PLEASE DO
me: OR IS THE DRIVER AWAY?
Adamu: THIS IS THE ONLY CAFE
me: We know!
I KNOW!!!!!
Adamu: HERE
me: YOU TOLD US THAT ONE MILLION TIMES
Is the driver there?
I UNDERSTAND
IS THE DRIVER THERE RIGHT NOW
Adamu: I WITH MY BROTHER WILL BE HERE BY 10AM
me: ADAMU
Adamu: WAITING FOR THEM
me: IS THE DRIVER THERE
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING
Adamu: PLEASE DO THAT FOR US PLEASE
me: IS THE DRIVER THERE
Adamu: NO
me: OKAY
HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
RIGHT NOW
Adamu: THANK YOU
me: LEAVE WITH YOUR BROTHER
Adamu: I WILL WAIT FOR THEM
me: STARTING WALKING EAST TOWARDS ADRE
NO
Run away, now
THEY ARE NOT MEETING YOU THERE AT THE CAFE
Adamu: PLEASE I WILL LOST PLEASE
me: START WALKING EAST TOWARDS ADRE
NO
THERE IS ONLY ONE ROAD THERE
There is only one road to Adre
OKAY?
It's very close
LISTEN, ADAMU
Adamu: I DONT KNOW THERE PLEASE
me: THESE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
STOP WHINING
THIS IS SO SIMPLE
Adamu: HELP ME
me: I AM TRYING
You didn't know Abeche before either. Now you know lots about it
YOU WON'T SHUT UP
LISTEN
ADAMU
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TO ESCAPE RIGHT NOW
YOU WILL HEAD EAST TOWARDS ADRE
JUST KEEP WALKING
STEAL A BIKE IF YOU CAN
Adamu: MY TIME IS UP
me: LISTEN
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
LEACVE WITH YOUR BROTHER
RIGHT NOW
Ask the cafe manager for more time
ESCAPE THE DRIVER
Adamu: I AM NOT A ROBBER PLEASE
me: This is not robbery
IT IS FOR THE LORDS WORK
He is treating you like a goat
You should not be locked away at night
We're very worried
Adamu: HE WILL NOT KILL ME
IF I PAY HIM PLEASE
me: You need to meet with Cravin and Kareem
ADAMU
LISTEN
JUST SHUT UP
Adamu: SAVE OUR SOUL PLEASE
me: YOU NEED TO DO THIS
LEAVE
RIGHT NOW
Just RUN
START WALKING TOWARDS ADRE
East
IT IS THE ONLY ROAD THERE
GO DIRECTLY EAST
WALK
CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL PICK YOU UP ALONG THE WAY
YOU HAVE TO START WALKING
THEY WILL BRING FOOD AND WATER
BUT THEY WILL NOT COME TO ABECHE
And popsickles
OH MY
ADAMU
LEAVE FROM THE DRIVER NOW
ESCAPE
YOU MUST
WALK TOWARDS ADRE
Adamu: IPLEASE LET THEM COME I AM FOR THEM BY TE4N AM PLEASE
me: IT IS EASY TO FIND
IT IS SAFE
THEY ARE NOT COMING TO ABECHE
THEY WILL MEET YOU 15 MILES EAST OF ABECHE
Adamu: PLEASE DO
me: ALONG THE MAIN ROAD
NO
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO ABECHE
THE DRIVER'S HAND WILL GET THEM
They refuse to go to Abeche
THEY ARE SCARED OF THE HAND
They said it's too dangerous there
SO, YOU WALK 15 MILES OUTSIDE OF ABECHE
Adamu: I AM FINSHED
me: They're used to the peaceful vibe of Adre
HEAD DUE EAST
Adamu: NO
me: TELL THE CAFE MANGER TO CHECK HIS EMAIL
YES
DON'T SAY NO
Don't give up now, Adamu
PLEASE
ADAMU
We're too close
HEAD 15 MILES EAST ON THE MAIN ROAD
Eric has really cause a lot of problems here
ADAMU
HEAD EAST
Adamu: HELP ME OUT PLEASE
me: I AM TRYING
Adamu: I AM DYING HERE
me: YOU ARE REFUSING
CHAD IS BEAUTIFUL
You're not listening!
ADAMU!!!!
Adamu: SAVE MY SOUL PLEASE
me: LOOK, AT MIDNIGHT
CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL MEET YOU ALONG THE ROAD TO ADRE
You need to get the hell out of that town. I know you love it
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 4:16 pm |
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Oh
Dear
Lord....
Adamu is a talkative little guy, isn't he?
So the driver and his evil hand keeps the lads locked up at night and sleeps with them?
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_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 4:17 pm |
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As I was posting this, another chat session occured, along with an email.
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Dear Rev Benjamin,
I am greeting you in the name of our Lord Jesus, i have seen the effort you have put to send the WU in abeche but the server problem,I make urgent move immediately and they told me that WU here in Abeche use to have problem, It is only MONEY GRAM MG that is perfect without problem
Please Rev Dover, save my soul from Abeche here dont send it through WU again use MG do that please,
You can now instruct the TWAT Account Session to send it through MG please, PLease Rev Dover, tell them to send 1000USD a day for three day please ALmighty God will Bless you and your family and the entire members of TWAT church in USA,
Immediately i log out the driver is here already waiting and asking me if you have send it i say no by tomorrow you will send it un failly then he was happy and he told me that i and my brother will not be threating again because i told him that unfailly you will use money gram to send it not WU again,
please Rev Benjamin, help me and save my soul as a TWAT church members please because what concern me concern everymember of the TWAT church too,
I am very happy to chat with you and the head of overseer of TWAT church,
please if they send the MG they should give me the name of the sender and phone number please for easy collection,
Thank you for your mutual cooperation and Almighty God bless you all Amen,
Best Regards,
adamu |
I don't feel like cleaning this up:
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Adamu: PLEASE REV DOVER
12:00 PM me: hello
Adamu: I AM BACK TO INFORM YOU
me: yes
what are you informing me
THis is Dover
Adamu: THAT THEY SAID WU HAVE PROBLEM HERE
IT IS ONLY MONEY GRAM
THAT IS WORKING
PERFECTLY
12:01 PM me: Oh, so you want moneygram?
Adamu: PLEASE YOU CAN TELL THE TWAT ACCOUNT
SESSION TO SEND IT THROUGH
MG TOMORROW
12:02 PM PLEASE
THAT IS WHAT THEY SAID IS WORKING IN THIS ABECHE
me: We can see what we cn get done
Adamu: PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL
me: Adamu, the most important thing is this
Adamu: OKAY
me: Get to Adre
Adamu: I AM HAPPY PLEASE
me: Quit playing in Abeche
Look, you have to escape the driver
You are happy?
Are you in contact with anyone back home?
Adamu: I AM NOT PLAYING PLEASE
me: Have you talked to them on the phone?
Via email?
Adamu: ALL THE WAY FROM NIGERIA
12:03 PM TO COME AND PLAY HERE
me: I know, you went from Nigeria to play in Abeche
This is important work
not play time
Adamu: PLEASE REV THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I AM OUT SIDE ONE MONTH NOW
me: I know
12:04 PM We are trying to get this wrapped up
Adamu: YOU HAVE TO PITY ME PLEASE
me: We want to get this done
Adamu: PLEASE DO
me: Do you know how much of an inconvenience this is for me?
Adamu: I HAVE SEND YOU EMAIL
me: After that day with my pizza?
And you are asking me to pity you?
Do you know what it is like to get EXTRA meat on a pizza when you didn't order it?
Answer that
You haven't ever even mentioned that you felt badly for me about that
Adamu: PLEASE PITY ME YOU TOLD ME TO COME TO CHAD
12:05 PM me: Yes
I understand
We need you in chad
Adamu: I LISTEN TO YOU
me: Hamdan went rogue
That's not my fault
Adamu: AND I DO THAT
me: I guess I should have listened when everyone said not to send Hamdan
Oooops
Look, ADamu
You took a very long time to meet him in Abeche
stop whining
Chad is not that bad
Adamu: PLEASE HELP ME
me: I am trying
Isn't it festival season in Abeche right now?
But you won't listen
Adamu: IT IS TOO BAD FOR ME
me: Adamu
just listen
You have to do the following
Adamu: BECAUSE I DONT KNOW THAT THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
me: Escape from the driver
He is going to kill you
Cravin and Karim will not come into Abeche because of Hamdan and the driver's hand
That is practically a death sentence
SO, what you need to do...
grab your brother by his testicles and get out of there
Adamu: PLEASE HELP ME MY BROTHER IS ALWAY CRYING AND HE IS NOT OKAY
PLEASE DO SOMETHING AND SAVE OUR SOUL HERE PLEASE
me: What is wrong with him?
he is crying?
Is he a little boy?
Is he sick?
What a wuss.
ADamu
look
leave
today
Abeche during the height of festival season is a major tourist attraction
immediately
Are you there Adamu?
I have some questions
are you there?
adamu?
What's taking so long?
bah
are you there?
Says he's offline
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I think that was Prof and I doing the chatting. Either that or YW or Ook. |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Edit: Repost of the Dover mail jojo added above removed
Well, I guess we're stuck messing up Money Grams for a few days or so.
Yeah, that was me with you in the chat you posted above, jojo. |
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- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri May 02, 2008 4:19 pm |
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OMFG! That was beautiful! Especially love the "Popsicles"
Is it just me, or when you told him to steal a bike, did anyone else picture this?
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Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 4:20 pm |
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Wow. That put chills in my spine. Poor mugu, set out on a life of crime. Look where he ended up. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Fri May 02, 2008 4:21 pm |
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OMFG
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Adamu: I DONT KNOW ANY WERE TO RUN TO PLEASE
me: Run left
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Fracking GENIUS!!!!!
I had Martha and the Vandelas in my head as soon as I read that "No where to run to baby, nowhere to hide..."
Well Done guys - he's utterly done, stick a fork in him. |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Fri May 02, 2008 4:24 pm |
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Run left - Run left....too funny I am in pain I cant even type ..... |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Fri May 02, 2008 4:24 pm |
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Amazing. You could take out everything you wrote to him, just read what he sent, and it would all fit. It's like he didn't even pretend to read anything you said to him. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
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He is the biggest idiot in all of lad land -- it's just not right. Awesome job guys. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri May 02, 2008 5:02 pm |
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THIS IS NOT A VACATION.
Adamu: I KNOW THAT |
That whole chat is side-splitting hilarious. He never shuts up, does he? He just keeps saying the same thing over and over. Sheesh! |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 02, 2008 5:03 pm |
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We were laughing so hard. When Prof said that about the popsickle thing, I nearly wet my pants. Seriously, my face and sides hurt from laughter. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri May 02, 2008 5:05 pm |
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Rev. Dover just sent this to Adamu...
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Brother Adamu,
This is a very frustrating day for me. I cannot believe that it is so hard getting money to you and your brother. This is supposed to be easy.
I have spoken to Rev. Phystme about all that has happened here. Here are his thoughts and instructions.
1. Since your personal safety is our number one concern, we want to be on the lookout for Hamdan, who is clearly trying to kill you. We have not heard from our trusted friend Eric for over a week now. We fear that something terrible has happened to him. We do not want anything terrible to happen to you. I have attached Hamdan's photo. If you see this man, do not approach him. Do not let him see you.
2. Leave Abeche at once. With Hamdan running lose out there, you are not safe. He knows that you are in Abeche. He knows that you use the cyber cafe there. It would be all too easy for him to find you there and kill you. Go to Adre. We have many friends there and IT IS SAFE! It is very easy to find and get to. It is a short journey to the East.
3. Leave the driver there in Abeche. He sounds crazy. Holding you like dogs? Not acceptable. Ordinarily, I would want to help him. But since he is treating you so poorly, there is no reason to be concerned about him any longer.
4. We are going to send you the money gram transfers that you asked for. This will take some time though. The closest money gram outlet is more than a day away. I am sending someone right now to take care of it.
5. In Adre, you will find Cravin Morehead. He is a trusted UNHCR member and helps TWAT a great deal. He is very scared to enter Abeche knowing that Hamdan is out there. He has access to a plane and will be able to get you wherever you need to go. Find him and get home.
Rev. Phystme is a very wise man. These instructions are his. Please follow them for your safety.
Blessings |
Here is the photo of Hamdan that was attached.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri May 02, 2008 5:28 pm |
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Well, I had a couple of chats with Emeka the driver. His demeanor has DEFINITELY changed. The first call he kept saying MG was busted. Well, I called back hoping to speak to Adamu. I didn't get to speak to them. He basically said they were being "held" elsewhere. So, I decided to ask about their sleeping arrangements. This is a summary of what he said:
"I make them sleep outside. No bed. No pillows. Just the ground. They have no money, so they sleep outside. Locked up, with fence. I watch them until my MG arrives."
There was not a 'playful' tone to his voice either. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 6:09 pm |
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I have only been reading this thread for a few days, it's hilarious.
I was laughing at everything. For some reason this was one of my favorite lines.
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BECAUSE I DONT KNOW THAT THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH |
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Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 6:20 pm |
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me: Adamu, you need to listen. Your time is running out
STOP TYPING UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT IT IS OKAY TO TYPE AGAIN
ALRIGHT
Adamu: YES |
That chat is an Eater instant classic! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Posted:
Fri May 02, 2008 6:26 pm |
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These lads give a whole new dimension to "being screwed" . There is absolutely no hope for them. The best thing is that they don't even know it |
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