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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Miracle and Andrew have dropped off the face of the earth. I haven't heard diddly from them for about a week now. I hope they haven't gone back home.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:54 pm

It is Ramadan now so many places are closed in daylight time. Luckily the lads are used to fasting so that the holy month shouldn't be too uncomfortable for them. Very Happy

P.S. Ramadan Mubarak to everyone! Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:29 pm

About 10 days ago I got a readnotify from the network... still in Chad. No word lately.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Maybe he is not streded but granddad?

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:34 pm

Could it be time for a very ill Ben to make a desperate phone call for help to Godspower?

Ben's pretty whiny when things are going good, I'd hate to hear what he's like when he's sick Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:47 pm

Hahahahaha! I just received this from one of their scamming boxes:

Quote:

Dear Mr Yusuf Harlim,

It's nice talking with you on phone today and many thanks for your understanding regarding to our inquiry on this printing project. I hereby answer your question and re-confirm to you that the money we needed you to do for us is correct as you specify in your question no 1, which says;

1. As I knew that your currency note or banknote (CFA) issued by Banque des États de l'Afrique Centrale, and it used for Central Africa, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon, is that true ?

My Answer is; Yes, it's true.

Regarding to every other questions, we want to implore you to have an individual/private mutual understanding with us regarding to execution of this printing project. We shall therefore want you to deal with it confidentially with us. we therefore specify that we do not have any relationshionship with the government of our country, Rep of Chad/Cameroun or any Central Africa agent in this printing project. Also, we are not supplier to any agent.

With the information we have given you above, we believe that you have understand our position clearer being that you are experienced in this venture. Importantly,all we required is for you to print Central Africa money in the denomination of 10,000CFA note as you qouted rightly in your previous mail. Therefore, let us know what it will cost to produce 10,000,000 Million copies of 10,000CFA note.

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation. We shall wait for your estimated price quote. We shall be there in person with every other required information.

Regards,

Mr Mbai Rasum
Tel: +235XXXXXX

I love how they call Chad "our country".

This email was sent a couple of weeks ago. I never noticed it was from our boys.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:57 pm

^^^Does that mean that they are not only scamming but counterfeiting? Shocked

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:01 am

Quote:

Therefore, let us know what it will cost to produce 10,000,000 Million copies of 10,000CFA note.

If they were to get arrested for passing counterfeit money in Chad, we probably would never hear from them again. I expect that no one else ever would, either.

Master Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 108

I love such a routine-sounding and business-like letter, when it's for an everyday matter of the printing of, like, 10 million counterfeit bank notes. Laughing

I'll have to have a word with my local printer. Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:22 pm

Here is a great surprise. This came in from our old school Chad boy, Adamu/Okey. I was baiting him and, when payment time came, someone named Ndbuisi chopped his dollar. He was NOT happy about it. He seemed to put two and two together though. Here was his response...

Quote:

PANCHO,
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU CALL YOUR NAME YOU ARE
JUST DECEVING YOURSELF.
YOU ARE A CREMINAL FROM THE POOREST COUNTRY
IN AFRICA CHAD. Laughing

DONT EVER IN YOUR LIFE YOU MAIL ME AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAUDSTER.
OLE THIEF YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATE WILL DIE A SHAMEFUL DEATH.

I never mentioned Chad. He apparently realizes that the two are related though. Good boy Adamu!

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:38 pm

Quote:

THE POOREST COUNTRY IN AFRICA CHAD.

I offer the following explanation: He may be refering to the most miserable, piss-poor, disqusting place he can think of, when insulting your character.
... & that place seems to be.
... Chad Shocked

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:44 pm

What amazes me to no end is that they are STILL in Chad and that they haven't started doubting things or wondering why they are still there...

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 8:55 pm

Mami, why leave Chad if they have fake CFA notes pouring in?

I haven't checked the rates of the day though... Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:01 pm

10 trillion Chadian notes = $8 USD

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:07 pm

Niagara, O roar again! wrote:

Mami, why leave Chad if they have fake CFA notes pouring in?

Do they seriously have people sending them counterfeit ching ching?

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:13 pm

Now even a printing machine wouldn't help much... unless you teach the lads to produce machines.

We could send them snail-mail. The envelopes should look as if they were opened and emptied by Chadian Post. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:16 pm

Okay, so I have been working on something for quite some time. Many of you might remember another lad named Willy we (RS, Prof, Vir, myself and probably others) safaried to Maiduguri, Nigeria (http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=144025&highlight=fiona). Well, he fell in love with Anita. The problem is, so did Famous. The problem with THAT is, I can be a grade-A bastage and expolit that. Both of these guys think that Anita is on a plane RIGHT NOW going to Africa to tongue tickle their noodles.

So, here is the deal. Both Famous and Willy are located in Accra, Ghana. It would be so easy for me to have them meet in Ghana. But, that would not merit a safari. So, I chose Lome. Famous made reservations for Anita at a hotel in Lome, Togo. I confirmed this through their website. I tell Willy that I need him to meet me in the lobby of the hotel. I tell Famous the same thing. Famous is going to be holding up a sign that has Willy's name on it. Laughing

Enter random third party scammer. This guy had the most random scam ever: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=144839&highlight=box+cutter Well, he is going to be at that same hotel. He is going to be holding up a sign with their names on it. So, hopefully everyone gets a shot at being noticed.

This will not be fun for any of them. However, it should be fun to hear about. Now, I know lads are unreliable wastes of tissue, but maybe they will get to have some fun. If not, it's still three safaris for the price of one.

I'll update tomorrow or Monday.

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:16 pm

I would love to know their current living conditions!!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:37 pm

A mugu wedding, how cool! I hope it is a big hotel so that they have to hold big signs. Very Happy

But where will magnetic Anita end?

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:12 am

As Miracle and Andrew more or less gave up on being good twats and picked up their old habit of scamming again (if they ever did stop at all) maybe it is nice to introduce two new Nigerian aspirant-twat's?
These guys (clearly fellow scammers) ofcourse are willing to travel to Bere, wil get there without a problem, will find Rev. Dover, will get all the money and goodies Dover brought and will be made Reverends themselves on the spot... (good thing Anita had the vision to send their holy clothes to the hospital) Ofcourse they will make sure they CC M&A their emails with stories about the nice hotel they are in, all the things they bought with the money, how happy they are with their state-of-the-art Twat-laptops and so on?
Just to annoy our friends a bit? They seem hard to move so maybe they should know what they missed...

Other option would be to tell them G0dspower did actually travel to Bere, found Dover, got all the money and was made a reverend in the end?
this would only work if you are sure they are not in direct contact with G0dspower anymore...

edit:spelling

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

I like Option A... Very Happy

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:29 pm

Well, I got something out of Okey finally. I still have not lost hope with him...

I got a picture out of him. It's very small, but it is a picture nonetheless:

Here is what he looked like before:

He still looks like a TWAT, just a skinnier, more aged one. So, for all of those wondering, Adamu is still alive and not so well. I continue, along with a few others, to make his life miserable.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Jojo,

Under what pretense will the lads be writing each other's names on signs if they are all expecting Anita? Did I miss something here?

Tell Famous to bring his nekkid buddy, and wear that red shirt/blouse thing.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:40 pm

I just told them that I had to use a "code". I didn't want the people dropping me off seeing him there with a sign with MY name on it, because they wouldn't approve me boffing some random guy. So, I gave them codes. Willy was a little worried about it. This is going to be an interesting day. Anita is just going to get kidnapped or something. Who knows what tomorrow holds for our little horny intern?

yournamehere- I like your ideas a LOT.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:44 pm

jojo, brilliant plan (as always). I can't wait to see how the meeting turns out. Laughing

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