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419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

hi folks,
- DID YOU FORGET our fellow T.W.A.T. brothers suffering in chad ?

there are some pictures from twat churches around the world, and how they support our boiz in the mud-chad. (maybe you like to send them to strongen their back).

http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_27678b508d23.jpg
http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_f7c3e892a0e5.jpg
http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_72d36e865f13.jpg
greetings

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Frank, no prayers for Reverend Dover? How quickly we all forget. Very Happy

So, is Dover still alive, or has he kicked the bucket yet? Perhaps he grabbed a couple of Smurfs and left the hospital in a daze? How is Dover?

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:49 pm

To be honest, we are just letting these guys rot. You all are doing a fine job with the church emails. Phystme did send him an email today, saying Happy B-day to Andrew.

Could you guys maybe make some church signs that wish Andrew a Happy B-day? I would send them his way. I liked your signs frank.lester.

I think Dover is still alive. Just not doing well. He has communicated a few times with Jean Claude Van Damme, but he is not really too much help. Kind of like the Anita of the medical world.

EDIT: Chatting with Famous again...

You know what is weird? I think what we are going to do to him is far worse than what we did to Adamu. I mean, Adamu had some bad months. But this kid is forever going to be humiliated. His family and friends are going to shun him. And there is nothing you can do. Nothing he will say can make those pictures NOT look gay. There are no words that can describe it. Nothing. Ever. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:23 pm

I figured this chat was pretty good. It has some good information about Godspower.

Quote:

Famous: Luv yesterday i losgard my D cam

me: then i send the one u ask
u lost ur camera?
r u lying to me???

Famous: OHHHHH
KNOW
IT FEEL 4RM A MY HAND WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET INTO A BUS

me: u broke it

Famous: yes

me:
u can borrow one
from a friend

Famous: u know i told i was rushing somwhereelse
it pains me so much
i bought it for 600 GHC

Famous: it realy mk me broke

me: it's ok
borrow a friends camera
u can do it
once u do that i'll send mne

Famous: i do't like borrowing things
he only D cam i have now

me: what about philemon

Famous: has no cable port to internet
phi is fine

me: u can buy a port to the internet???
4 cheap?

Famous: swt i will do anthing 4 u
but understand when i insist
is old version

me: what do u mean???

Famous: i have walk all the pc shop in acra i could not get the cable

me:
that is sad
i believe u can do it though
u will get a camera

Famous: that is why i bought new one

me: u r my man and u r awesome!

Famous: but it got broken
i am not realy happy
abt that dat
ar u there?

me: yes
how did u get philemon to take those pics for u
he said for one love
what does that mean???

Famous: Brother hod luv
he luv me

me: he luv u?
like gay?

Famous: no

me: he wants ur penis?
lol!
jk

Famous: one luv keep us toghter

Famous: ar u there?

me: ya
thats cool
how long do u know philemon

Famous: for tim now
2yrs

me: cool
Had you ever seen him naked before

Famous: we take our bat togter
in my house Shocked

Anita

me: u take a bath together?

Famous: hoo u not always fast in ur reply
in the beach

me: i have to be careful no one sees me

Famous: my bathing room

me: i dont want anyone to know about us
i could get in trouble
u take a bath with him?
i dont understand

Famous: swiming

me: oh

Famous: wat do u, u can get into trouble

me: if they knew i sent u those pics
they wouldnt like that

Famous: i am not a kid
who?
ben, my Dad or my friends

me: probably all of them
they wouldnt like that i am going to have sex with u
but i dont care
i am grown
i am an adult
i can drive a car
that means i can make big girl decisions
u know right?

Famous: ahaha............
when is your last birthday?
i mean when did u celibrate ur last birthday

me: may 13

Famous: swt
me: i turned 16
so rly, i am 16 and 1/4

Famous: hoooo

me: thats practically 17

Famous: u are a big baby girl
ya
a yr to go
luv
What can you do 4 luv?

me: what do u mean
i can have sex

Famous: u can be wise girl now

me: u will still have sex wth me right

Famous: u mst not be 18 b4 u learn abt life

me: i know
u still love me

Famous: 17 i was making decision on my own
the law say 18 but i say 16

me: me too!
see
we r soulmates!

Famous: 4 life
answer my q
wat can u do 4 love

me: i dont understand the q

Famous: question
what can u do 4 luv?
swt

me: i dont understand what u r asking
say the question differently
u mean sex???

Famous: i can do anything 4 luv
wat can u do?
hoooo

me: yes
i would do anything 4 love

Famous: were did u go?

me: but i wont do that
i had to minimize the screen

Famous: ok
u wont do that?
wat do u maen

me: I'd run right into hell and back
i'll never lie to u and thats a fact
i'll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way

Famous: i do't understand

me: I would do anything for love
anything you've been dreaming of

Famous: i am happy

me: That I would do anything for love?

/end Meatloaf lyrics

Famous: do u tell Williem abt wat i told u

me: abt ur dad?
yes

Famous: ya
nice

me: he says that he is supposed to be staying with the other guys
Miracle and Andrew

Famous: Dad is Mad and he need to work to get money to feed and other expensis

me: what does he do all day

Famous: he is in Chad
i have send a;; i have 4 him

me: i know he is in chad
but what does he do during the day

Famous: but he has no money he need to come om
he need to come home
but from accra to Togo is jst tpo hrs drive is not far
My Dad as a preacher

me: yes
i know
what is he doing in chad
like, what does he do all day
is he working

Famous: nOTING

me: or just sitting around?

Famous: YES

me: he just sits?

Famous: Chad s not his home
yes
Ben ask him to go to chad
he has be wiating

me: yes
ben is sick u know

Famous: d't u think he should come back
yes
ok Ben is in Benin right?
luv
Anita
are u there?

me: ben is in chad
his plane got lost

Famous: hoooooo

me: he got on the wrong plane
and then he got sick n the desert
from the heat

Famous: now in chad

me: yeah
but he is int he hospital
in bere

Famous: ok the church wil be coming?
where is benin?
hi luv

me: where is benin?
isnt it near u

Famous: sorry
u say bere, were is bere?

me: in chad
not far from ndjamena

Famous: hooooo
chad is very far from
me

me: yes
but ur dad is in chad

Famous: yes

me: ben is in bere adventist hospital

Famous: but i want him to come to Ghana

me: he is very sick
he has pink eye
and broke legs
he was hurt badly
someone tried to rob him

Famous: hooo
sory

me: but he still has the money for ur dad

Famous: Anita
Togo is so close to Accra

me: yes
i understand

Famous: from lome to accar is 2hrs drive
when they drop in lome my Dad can meet them in lome
then i probaly pic u there

me: we will see

Famous: ok
explain to tem

me: i dont know if i can

Famous: my Dad needs to come home

me: william got mad at me
when i asked him about ur dad

Famous: why]
anita
u mean he never listen to u
me: he is kind of mean
not like Ben
Ben was nice
and funny
william is mean sometimes
he made me cry

Famous: hoo uv
luv
wil h alow u to come and cee me?

me: i will
he will let me go
he is nice some times
but he had some stuff to deal with earlier

Famous: ok
but u need to talk to im abt my Dad
he wil
listen

me: i have been talking with him about ur dad
he said ur dad needs to go to bere

Famous: tell him my Dad write an email

me: and he needs to check his damn email
that's what william said

Famous: no my Dad has no mails fro anyone tell them
he is not kind
why will he use such word

me: william said ur dad doesnt check his email
that he has someone do it for him
and that whenever the church emailed him, it was like he never read them

Famous: he do my Dad need drugs for his eye
but stil in chad he never get it

me: oh
what is wrong with his eye
Famous: so he can not read from a monitor
i told u
he has not be taken medication

me: oh yeah

Famous: u know the ray from a pc monitor at time is not good

me: oh
i don't know what to tell william
can ur dad go to bere?
and get the money from dover
Sent at 2:52 PM on Friday

Famous: can't him reason that my Dad is a total stranger in Chad
no money

me: what about the money u sent him
where does he sleep

Famous: if it were to be williem, he would be very angrey
is jst 400 Ghc
for almost 3weeks
in a strange land

me: where does he sleep

Famous: i do't no

me: what does he eat

Famous: he never tell me
i am not with im i might not knw wah he eat
that is why i am worried

me: oh
what does he say about the church

Famous: And inform Williem that he has poor communication
he keep saying thta he will wiat
i ask him to come
Anita

me: he says our church has poor communication?
i have never herad that before

Famous: no
i said
u tell williem that he has a poor communication
he never write my Dad email
u get me, do u?

me: i understand
he never writes to ur dad?
that's mean
William is busy you know

Famous: yes
Ben promise that willies will be communicating

me: yeah
i am so sry 4 ur daddy

Famous: but williem do ot feel that
i will ask him to come

me: no
he should wait
maybe Ben will get better
does he have the money to come home????[/b]

Famous: yes
we pay

me: oh
he should use it to go to bere
not to come home
that's what william said
i dont know about the whole thing

Famous: knw
my Dad is not after that money

me: but ben has $200,000 for your dad at the bere hospital
of course ur dad is not after the money

Famous: he will come
the way williem reacted i do't like it
Anita
talk 2 me]
wat are doing

me: i am reading
what u r writing

Famous: wat ar u doimg
wat?
ohhhhhhh

me: i am reading what u say

Famous: u d't understand

me: i just dont get why he wont go to bere like william said
i dont know much
but that seems so easy

Famous: Chad is close to Sudan a
and there is a war in sudan

me: oh???
rly?
who knew?

Famous: Arabs hav a way of doing things

me: yeah
arabs are mean
like that Ben Llama guy
he is awful

Famous: they can get my dad hurt

me: that beard is so last season
what does ur dad say about chad
is it hot?

Famous: ya
u will not like toi stay cad wen u get there

me: y not

Famous: that wat my Dad told me

me: it is not fun 4 him????

Famous: not fun
the people around are muslim
which is islam

Famous: u get it?

me: Oh
they dont like him then

Famous: luv jst tell willliem my Dad will meet him in togo

me: i will talk to him sunday
he is mean today
i dont want to talk to him today

Famous: ahaha

me: he will just yell

Some stuff edited for content.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

yes, twats, i found 2 more of the signs on my way to the next whiskey-bar

jayhawk - I pray every morning for rev. dover , right just bevor i wake up
edit:
jojo - thanks for your kind words

http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_d7a87ea0db91.jpg
http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_5d34bcfe78f9.jpg (b-day 1)

keep on rockin'

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Frank.lester - love the signs

jopo - Love the Meatloaf lyrics.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:22 pm

What the hell is going on here?? I mean, you can kinda tell what Famous is up to, but his friend is just chilling on the other side of the bed? WTF??

http://members.419eater.com/~professor_so_and/f5_burn.jpg

Oh yeah, sorry if that still NSFW. I blurred everything that seemed necessary to hide.

That's swell- thanks. Very Happy

Still made a link. TS

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:52 pm

^Yeah, that's a little creepy there Shocked

...Then again they have other ways & ideas of what is proper in other cultures... Although I thought I read in other baits (SC Bush & v1llage pe0ple comes to mind) that they are real prudes about nudity in Africa Confused

Which begs the question:
What the hell is that guy doing & is he leaning over Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

seems the boiz try to have some fun, in the meantime, waiting for sweet anita to come an' bring some gifts. halleluja.

edit:
and finally 2 more signs from the international twat-family

http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_e1bc0e5cedb5.jpg (happy b-day 2)
http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/lank.frester_2e51860cb514.jpg

the toy can be found at http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

@Prof-WTF!!! Shocked

Famous+boyfriend+photographer~add in a goat or two and they''ll be enough for a love train!!!

linky NSFW

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Who was taking the pictures?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:40 am

Hi.

I read recently that some TWATs are waiting in NJamena , apparently in front of the boulangerie in Av, Charles de Gaulle.

I have 4 -5 pictures of this very same street , exactly that corner. -btw this is one of the only "touristics" street in Njamena , indeed as far as I remember its the only one with internet cafes , digital picture processing , etc.

if you want any picture to add some credibility or "the driver was there looking for you .. he even took some pictures !!" just ask

Thanks
DB

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:45 am

^^Definitely! Thanks!

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:03 am

Wow. What can I say; I had no idea prior to spending the last several hours reading this thread that your craft had been refined to this degree.

Felt compelled to register and pay my respects.

Huge entertainment. Great work.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:38 am

Welcome to Eater, Harry. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:40 am

Welcome to Eater Harry Tuttle. Grab a mentor, read the Stickies, bait safe and have some fun.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

Am I too late to add a church sign?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:12 pm

Wow, incredible this bait is still going... and only getting better Very Happy

Great work!

BTW I had 2 weeks vacation without access to the internet (even in the center of europe these places exist...) but after a week I really had to check how the boys in Chad where doing... ever tried reading a thread like this on a small Sony Ericsson mobile phone on a campsite in the mountains with a low reception? not easy I tell ya! Very Happy

(let's hope the phone bill is not outragious this month... )

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:49 pm

first, let me start of by apologizing for being a slacker and not checking in and keeping up with this Epic bait that apparently has no foreseeable ending in sight, (and thank you all for that ) I've just recently accept a new position that has me commuting 2400 miles round trip each week, but I will try much harder to keep up in the future.

Secondly, All I can say is ..........Wow

Their should be a new Badge for Pure Evilness's witch you all should receive and display proudly.........You all have truly earned it
bow_down

I am not quite sure about our little Anita yet whether or not she is a little Ho or just a PT....I guess time will tell Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:56 pm

jojobean wrote:

We definitely won't be using these pictures to make any magazine cover or spread of this guy. We also won't include his mailing address or phone number for people interested to give a call.

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/Famous/resizedforrazor1.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/Famous/resizedforrazor2.jpg

EDIT: Resized so Razor can see it better.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:16 pm

Nice bait, but the naked lads were...well... puke

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 15

We all like our naked lads.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

In my opinion Famous deserves to be on the front of a gay magazine for choosing a red and white Mary Poppins shirt

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I know it can be tough keeping all of this straight, but the following email went out to all TWAT employees (including our stredded reverends) concerning M3linda Babyj4y:

Quote:

My brothers and sisters of TWAT

Some of you by now might have heard the terrible news regarding Secretary M3linda B4byjay. In an effort to stop any whispering and rumor spreading, I will let you all know exactly what happened this weekend.

Friday evening Ms. B4byjay was relaxing at the "Fox and Hound" pub, enjoying a few Long Island Ice Teas. According to the bartender she had enjoyed seven Long Island Ice Teas.

Apparently Ms. Babyjay saw a slim, athletic looking long hair bleached blond woman at the bar. In her rather inebriated condition Ms. B4byjay mistook this woman for C4mmy White, broke a pool cue over her head, and proceeded to deliver several blows to her head and body.

This woman was not C4mmy White, rather she was a Hooters Waitress named "Ra1nbow Flowers."

Ms. Flowers is currently resting in stable condition at the hospital, with a cracked skull, two broken ribs and a cracked fibula. Ms. B4byjay is currently residing in County Jail, and according to the District Attorney will be charged with First Degree Assault.

I have talked to M3linda, and we both are in agreement that it is best for her to resign her position as Secretary at this time. I am looking for Pastors to provide counseling to Melinda in what surely will be a difficult time. Remember, the lord loves us all.

I am looking to backfill Melinda's Secretarial position as quickly as possible. If you know of a candidate that possesses good organization skills, types a minimum of thirty words a minute and is not inclined to assault please forward me this persons resume for consideration.

Please, this is not a time to engage in snarky behavior regarding Ms. B4byjay. Even though she is no longer employed by TWAT she is, and always will be, one of us. I have talked to Mel1nda about spreading the word of TWAT while she is in prison, and she seemed to be quite receptive to that idea.

Keep focused on your missions, and don't let this one be a distraction. If you have any messages you would like me to pass onto Melinda please send them to me, and I will relay them to Melinda when I visit her. Also, Melinda requested me to bring her packs of cigarettes so that she can trade them to the other inmates for various favors. I indicated I would do that.

Yours in Christ
M4ley 4myx
TWAT Human Resources

Melinda was the person that was going to send the lads their holy clothing and $3k. Too bad that she was suspended, then fired, before she could do that.

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:44 pm

You guys are doing amazing!!!

By the way, lads don't rot, they just fade away in the peaceful streets of Chad...

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