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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:18 pm

^^^^

I like that idea. I think CC'ing him on a bunch of useless emails between accounting, other Revs, etc. would just be funny. More an annoyance than anything else.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:22 pm

I like the idea of that
HR would also want him to sign up for Health & Safety awareness, Pension, health care etc

Edit: and don't forget the Xmas party

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:00 pm

@Your Lordship bow_down

Peace to you and to your TWAT

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:22 pm

Oh yes... now he's effectively a "manager" and he has a "team" he will have to do objective setting, yearly and half-yearly appraisals and all that good stuff.

I have a bunch of forms for that which would be perfect with a little photochopping if you want.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:22 pm

another interesting thing that came up in the chat of the prof with Miracle is the reference to the 'Nigerian Community Leader in Chad' who paid for them... (as these guy's are not Nigerian themselves?)
Maybe Miracle should give an overview of the expenses so far and how much money he borrowed and from whom...
Nigerians are known to be involved in all sorts of business all over Africa (not limited to legal business only) and if this Nigerian community operates like a sort of maffia organisation they might be further up $hit-creek than we think if they can't pay their bills...

maybe they should try to get away from those guy's (they only would have to sleep somewhere outside, hide all day and sneak in and out an internet-cafe every now and then... but all of that have been done before...) It's good to know that they can always resort to run Left!

edit: text

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:28 pm

Quote:

TWAT: It is very easy to tell someone to leave his country to a sourjoun in a land believing that he would see someone and a problem comes, he sees no one, another promised without fulfiling, then came this end will give us the faith in action
It is not very easy on

hehehe...made me laugh in a few different ways.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:57 pm

From Christ's son.

Quote:

SUBJECT: MY DAD IS WIATING IN CHAD PLEASE TRY AND MET THEM HSA YOU PROMISE

So serious that my father is in chad and no body to recieve him ecept miracle and andrew
please the condition they are is not good please try and meet them up please. call them always. let hamdan meet them make hem warm.
please try and get to my Dad i am woried.

Famous jessa

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:07 pm

I couldn't help but notice this headline,

and, Oh MY GOD! look at the photo!

click here

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Famous jessa? What is he famous for? Well, I know what he's about to be famous for, but isn't he jumping the gun a bit?

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Indeed an interesting question. Why are they with the Nigerian Community in ND if they are not Nigerian themselves?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:44 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

Famous jessa? What is he famous for? Well, I know what he's about to be famous for, but isn't he jumping the gun a bit?

I think that you'd be famous too if Christ was your father.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:49 pm

Inspector Gadget wrote:

I couldn't help but notice this headline,

and, Oh MY GOD! look at the photo!

click here

My God! Hamdan's really been busy, hasn't he?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:56 pm

Wurzgnubbel wrote:

Indeed an interesting question. Why are they with the Nigerian Community in ND if they are not Nigerian themselves?

They are Nigerian, they just live in Benin. I believe that Christ is Nigerian as well. Most scammers, even if they are from another country, are Nigerian by birth.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:03 pm

Inspector Gadget wrote:

I couldn't help but notice this headline,

and, Oh MY GOD! look at the photo!

click here

Well, well, guess we know where Ben's cake went don't we??? Laughing

AS

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:16 pm

Your Lordship!

You all are too funny!

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:16 pm

This is how official Miracle is now...

Quote:

I just wanted to update you and let you know that you have been updated as Reverend in our system. You will now be privy to all staff emails starting immediately. This will give you a heads up on everything.

I have attached your form. We need this printed, signed and scanned back in immediately.

Rev William

Per yournamehere's idea, he will now be privy to all TWAT emails. Too bad we are a bunch of lazy arses and all we do is forward a bunch of useless crap around. We are the king of forwards.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I once worked at a place that had about 1,200 people in one building. Apparently one day a cat got stuck under the hood of a car that was parked outside. Don't ask me how the cat got stuck, but it did.

So someone was nice and put out an email to everyone in the building, detailing the make and model of the car, and saying that a cat was stuck. Sounds simple enough, but within short order people started replying to "all" about the cat.

After about a dozen emails concerning the cat, addressed to the whole building, someone sent an email out saying that if he got one more email about the damn cat he was going to personally go out and strangle it. Thus followed a whole second string of emails, addressed to everyone, saying what a mean guy that person was, and it was just a helpless kitten, and blah blah blah.

I went into a meeting shortly afterwards, and when I came back an hour later there were thirty messages in my inbox, all concerning the damn cat. Shortly after that the server crashed, and IT put out an email saying that the next person that sent an email concerning the cat would be fired IMMEDIATELY!

Since Miracle is now on the official TWAT inter-office list, I would think that a petty squabble should develop between a couple of employees, and naturally they should copy everyone on their emails. I'll be more than happy to play the role of a female employee that has been wronged by one of her coworkers, and wants everyone to know about it. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:05 pm

^^^ ooohh ooohh!! Can I be the one who wrongs you? Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 18

Being a religious organisation, and operated by people who are religious first, and technologists much later, I imagine that they have rather a lax organisational e-mail culture.

By setting up a network of e-mail addresses, with eveyone each contributing an e-mail every few days or so, with opinions, counteropinions, arguments over biblical interpretation, garden furniture for sale, invites to pool parties, cake recipes, sale items at the local department store etc. etc., and someone close to the lads ensuring that everything gets cc'ed at least twice to the lads, we could ensure that they have a goodly amount of spam to wade through before getting to the important stuff to their mission.

It will also be astroturfing (i.e. creating an illusion of a strong grassroots movement) for the TWAT church.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:36 pm

We're gearing up to deliver some very bad news in about 30 minutes. This should be terrifying for the lads. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 114

Professor So And So wrote:

We're gearing up to deliver some very bad news in about 30 minutes. This should be terrifying for the lads. Smile

OMG! I hope something terrible didn't happen to the cake. I don't think I could take that on a friday.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 27

The is standing by to ask Reverend Miracle his thoughts on his next sermon. It is 10 pages of fire and brimstone.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:50 pm

And be sure you include a "glurge" chain email or three - you know, those saccharine-sweet things that say "send this to ten other people, including me, and you will have good fortune. Neglect to forward this, and bad luck will befall you."

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:57 pm

Don't forget about retreats, singles' nights, bible camps, and prayer chains. A shout-out to missionaries would be in order, too.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:05 pm

Titania wrote:

And be sure you include a "glurge" chain email or three - you know, those saccharine-sweet things that say "send this to ten other people, including me, and you will have good fortune. Neglect to forward this, and bad luck will befall you."

Definitely -- have it go back onto the list 3 or 4 times as well.

I think going down this list and forwarding all of them on would be a good idea.

Maybe even forward around scam letters of pathetic sick people asking for charity money and whatnot, with comments about wondering how much TWAT should send this particular person.

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