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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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leia
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys have inspired me to make a little something:

http://media.putfile.com/Road-to-Abeche

and for those who can't do putfile here's a youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRcL4y5r_Ns

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Professor So And So
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this guy for real??

This was sent to Dover this morning:

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Great having such a conversation with you including the TWAT general oversear.

We will expect that your word be your bond by that wednesday. However, our measurements on the Tshirts are Medium and Large sizes while packet shirts are 16,1/2 and 17, 1/2 sizes respectively. Remember also to come with our cake etc. Waiting to meet with you by wednesday the 16th of July 2008. Our regards to other members of the TWAT family.


Also, as a little tease about some other things going on in the background, this came in to Dover:

Quote:
DEAR SIR

I AM ON MY WAY TO NIGERIA NOW I WILL ARRIVE AT LAGOS TOMMORROW, I WILL CONFIRM MY ARRIVAL TO YOU ON PHONE SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A NIGERIA LINE TO CALL ME.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping A welcoming party! happy crowd

Dover will have to know if there is a good pizza place. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL!

He's asking for t-shirt sizes?! maybe you should of promised him his own inground pool all paid for by the church! Very Happy
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RuckBogers
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From his last email, I can't tell which he is going to be most disappointed in not receiving; The T-shirts, cake or money. Laughing

Good Times!!!!
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solomongrundy
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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...there's this whole issue of a party that kinda takes precedence OK...


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It took 3 nights of reading, during work, to finish this up.

Love it. Pity ya'll lost Okey, but hey...awesome safari.

Hiya Freddy!

<-- murph
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Aliena
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Professor So And So wrote:

Also, as a little tease about some other things going on in the background, this came in to Dover:

Quote:
DEAR SIR

I AM ON MY WAY TO NIGERIA NOW I WILL ARRIVE AT LAGOS TOMMORROW, I WILL CONFIRM MY ARRIVAL TO YOU ON PHONE SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A NIGERIA LINE TO CALL ME.


A little tease? You awful person - dangling this carrot in front of us like this is dispicable - we are not donkeys, we are your supporters and we simply must know which greedy sod you have on the road to nowhere now!

Spill the beans Prof! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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freddyfudpucker
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@dw1- hey murph!
welcome to eater! for some reason i thought you were already here and ive been trying to figure out who you were! Laughing

@everyone- without dw1, i would have never known about eater and 419 scams.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Remember also to come with our cake etc


Great Laughing

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leia
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I can't tell which he is going to be most disappointed in not receiving; The T-shirts, cake or money



Well, it is Bavarian Cream cake Wink

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try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank

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arabella.butafogo
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

leia wrote:
Quote:
I can't tell which he is going to be most disappointed in not receiving; The T-shirts, cake or money



Well, it is Bavarian Cream cake Wink


Tell me more about Bavarian Cream cake. Where can I get it, and what is it like? I've never come across it when I was in Bavaria, and I'm disappointed, too.

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mcstability
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

leia wrote:
You guys have inspired me to make a little something:

http://media.putfile.com/Road-to-Abeche

and for those who can't do putfile here's a youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRcL4y5r_Ns


The day is dawning
On a Chadian sunday morning
I'm off to N'djamena
To get the money that's waiting for me there

Is this the way to Ndjamena?

etc etc
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Old No. 7
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
We will expect that your word be your bond by that wednesday. However, our measurements on the Tshirts are Medium and Large sizes while packet shirts are 16,1/2 and 17, 1/2 sizes respectively. Remember also to come with our cake etc. Waiting to meet with you by wednesday the 16th of July 2008. Our regards to other members of the TWAT family.


Are you sure that this doesn't show that they've twigged? It seems a little too compliant after the attitude on the phone.

I know, I'm being a "harbinger of doom" and all that - I just hope I'm wrong - I'd miss this thread Laughing

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Professor So And So
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I don't think he has twigged. I think he's just trying to suffer his trials with grace in the eyes of the clergy. Also, don't worry about this thread ending too soon. I just received a voicemail from our new TWAT and he has landed in Lagos. He'll be heading up to meet the boys tomorrow, with any luck. Smile

(I think he might get there before Dover though)

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Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
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mami
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unfortunately, the sweet lady from the travel agency will have bad news for him.... Laughing

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Old No. 7
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Prof. I'm glad you think I'm wrong (and as I wrote that, it seemed so right, and yet so wrong, if you see what I mean Laughing )

Quote:
(I think he might get there before Dover though)


Ahh, but does he bring confectionery? Very Happy

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Professor So And So
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I think he will be bringing cake, yes.

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Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the whole "Beware Greeks bearing gifts" thing needs to be updated for the 21st century, more along the line of "Beware TWATS bringing cake" - as Andrew and Charles are going to find out

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@mcstability, cute video

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Professor So And So
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it's confirmed. We officially have another TWAT that has traveled to Lagos from Ghana, and will be boarding a bus to Maiduguri in the morning. He hopes to arrive in N'Djamena by Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. I will be telling him tomorrow that he needs to find a place that sells slices of cake, and bring two into Chad with him for the boys. Laughing

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Safari - Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
Safari - Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
Safari - Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
Safari - William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
Safari - Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
Safari - Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
Golden Pith - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - Shocked - "SAVE ME"
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm so glad you have arranged for the cake to be brought to them, Prof.
Dover is an unreliable person. He will probably eat their cake on the way over there. Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maiduguri sounds like a fun launch pad for safaris to the back of beyond. Shame you haven't asked him to hold up a suitable poster at the bus terminal...
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Don't forget that the cake and cake carrier must be suitably blessed before crossing the border. I'm sure you wouldn't want this latest TWAT to embarass or endanger himeself by kneeling in the middle of the main street facing South and invoking the God of TWAT in some offensive manner.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A proposition I wish I could fill - maybe someone here with a printer and some artistic ability could?

Print a few crappy bumper stickers (even paper ones would be fine) and put them into a slit and resealed envelope, and send them ahead to the Abeche post office as a 'little surprise' to keep morale up. Maybe include a card with a note telling them that the enclosed $300 in cash is to keep them going until you can get their WU/MG to work! Nothing worse than having the postie chop your dollar...

Remarkable bait, must be one of the longest threads on eater too!
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