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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:54 am

I've been following this thread since May.
100 pages - not out!
I am in awe of you guys.
Well done and congratulations. clapping

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:35 am

Welcome to Eater Elphy Bey.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:46 am

100 pages

Welcome, Elphy.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:02 am

This just came into Dover:

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It's quite unfortunate that we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd. Moreso we have gone to the Financial Bank addressed in your payment slip from the TWAT account dept, amounts to US$1,500 in two copies and find out that it is obvious that there is nothing like Western Union SECURED TRANSFER SERVICE in TCHAD or in oppreation within Financial Bank.

It's also unfortunate that the Financial Bank does not run Western Union Service. All they do is MONEYGRAM and TRAVELLERS MONEY TRANSFER. We therefore advice you to send the money as we previously directed by normal Western Union Transfer or Moneygram money transfer without restriction to the receiver.

You should consider our possition, first our VISA expired yesterday we have no money for any movement whatsoever and we are entering into another new week, the driver's money is increasing as well, this is what we cannot condone, we have not seen anybody, driver or TWAT member of anykind or received a call yet as our both lines are open.

The reason we are pouring out our hearts in this manner is for a drastick measure to be taken towards our welfare if not we cannot help it rather we may move to find a means to get back to our base.

Thanks as we await you to resend the money today by normal Western Union or Moneygram transfer, because we withnessed someone today collects US$2000 from Western Union sent from U.S.A without restriction of anykind. We await to hear fro you very urgent and favourably too.

I hate when they make us switch to MoneyGram. Oh well.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:16 am

^^^^

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...we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:44 am

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...we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd.

I need to get over there with my wolf pack!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:49 am

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It's quite unfortunate that we are still walking about like sheeps without shepherd.

Oh, you have a shepherd... Laughing

Baa...

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:23 pm

what's all this crying about...? they still have food and shelter and they're not kept like dogs by their driver like Adamu and the leg were...

And since their Visa's have expired anyway there's no need to hurry back home... And the driver won't mind, more days more dollars...

So I really don't see the urge for 'drastick' measures... Time enough for them to annoy the folks at Moneygram for a while Smile

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:33 pm

If they think they are having a hard time, then they have never experienced real suffering... IMHO the game has just begun!!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:38 pm

Moneygram, huh? Well, OK. Since they asked so nicely. We are pretty sure that we can whip something up that looks pretty darn real.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:51 pm

Welcome new members! I love the "run left" name. Great stuff!

These guys are such whiners. I just got another "URGENT" email asking us to call. Well, I just got into work. I am going to be a little busy today. So, I really have no time to call. Prof is sleeping and he cannot be bothered to get up. And, YW is just a prick, so he won't call. Oh well, they'll have to wait for a few hours I guess.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:23 pm

sheila_blyge wrote:

arabella.butafogo wrote:

Seems, you're not using the famous Mugu Dispatcher Studio software package from SafariSoft Inc. yet, which lets you handle up to 256 lads in 128 different places at a time, without ever getting confused.

You darn well better be writin' that software... I WANT it!!! LOL!!!! Laughing

Well, there seems to be a serious demand for Mugu Management Software.
The reference to an imaginary SafariSoft Inc. was rather meant as a joke, but now I had a look and there is really a software company by that name.
http://www.safarisoftware.com/mlp.html
And they actually sell software which "focuses on giving you oversight, control and dominance over all of the competing claims on your time and energy." as they put it. This could be a starting point for getting an oversight of global mugu movement. Laughing

The main drawback of their solution is, that it's a desktop application. Here, however a distributed application would be needed, which is accessible over the internet.
Based on the basics of Customer Relationship Management (CRM) we could start a software project called Mugu Relationship Management (MRM). There's lots of Open Source software available free of charge, that could be used as a foundation.

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 123

i'm sure stinky didnt moan this much early on! these lads really need to experience proper hardship, bloody prima donnas!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:35 pm

Indeed. Those lads were a step above. They really never complained like these guys. I'll love to hear their stories around day 50, if we get that.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:01 pm

I'm sure the locals will just LOVE that aspect of them. Itchy trigger rebels love having angry people from another country yelling at them. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

How dare they?

No shepherd indeed? I thought these guys were supposed to be Christians! The Lord shall be their shepherd, and the Lord shall maketh them lie down in pastures sandy and inhospitable!

And they are also supposed to be missionaries; they should be the shepherds of those around them.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:22 pm

Well, the funniest call in the history of baiting (and maybe the history of humanity itself) was just made. We did a conference call with the lads. Jojobean plays Dover here, and YW plays Phystme.

I almost died laughing during this call:

http://media.putfile.com/Miracle-Dover-Phystme-Cake-Edited

Enjoy!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:24 pm

This email was sent after that conversation to miracle (now with a lowercase, because I assume he has lost some weight).

Quote:

Great conversation earlier. I feel like we got a lot done.

But we left out one of the most important details. We need to get this straightened out IMMEDIATELY. I just wanted to ask, what size T-shirts do you wear?

Okay! I will see you next week. This should be fun! Like a sleepover or something.

Ben

EDIT: I am listening to this call right now. It hurts so bad because I am laughing so hard. The characters just come alive. Phystme is trying to be so business-like. Dover is just so complacent. And so sincere about the party though. And Prof just giggling in the background is awesome.

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This cake sounds interesting. I cannot wait to see what this cake is all about.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! One of the funniest things I have ever heard a lad say.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:54 pm

I cannot believe how much these guys believe in TWAT. I almost feel bad for them.......... almost.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 11

You just made me spit a mouthful of beer over my keyboard Smile

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It was always be my dream that someday there'd be a twat in Africa. And now, gods darnit, there is!

Genius!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:09 pm

That call was brilliant!

I'm sure a bit of cake and a t-shirt should more than compensate them for their trouble. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:11 pm

Good job!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:23 pm

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Rev P: We should put these boys before the cake.

Ben: Really?

I love how Ben sounds so petulant.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:37 pm

The cake is a lie.

A hilarious lie. Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Jun 2006 Posts: 7

Professor So And So wrote:

Well, the funniest call in the history of baiting (and maybe the history of humanity itself) was just made. We did a conference call with the lads. Jojobean plays Dover here, and YW plays Phystme.

I almost died laughing during this call:

http://media.putfile.com/Miracle-Dover-Phystme-Cake-Edited

Enjoy!

Did I hear right? Was Charles comparing himself to Moses, but at least Moses had a staff?????

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