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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:42 pm |
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If you could add a "because we are streded here in these hash conditions" I would love it. That's towards the end of the last call I made. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:42 pm |
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Jojo: If you use Firefox you can download a strap-on that lets you record streaming media. Go to the Firefox site and look for DownloadHelper, that's what I used to get the tracks for my dub.
Edit: Here https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3006 |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:43 pm |
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Remembers back in the day TOTP's with Jimmy Saville giving it large....
"Now then, now then, now then streded at Number 7 in this weeks Top Ten is Adamu and the Twats* and their Hospital Rd Hash Condition Remix of the classic Pass the Dutchie...
All together now-"How does it feel when you got no food"...
*The Abeche version of Adam and the Ants. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:09 pm |
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Well, they got to Lagos too late for tomorrow's bus to Maidugri, but they have confirmed tickets for Friday morning.
http://media.putfile.com/Miracle-In-Lagos-Til-Friday
Edit: FYI - That's like 120 miles from N'Djamena, and 750 miles or so from Lagos. I don't know why he thinks they'll get in on Friday night. Hopefully they get in late on Saturday. The WU won't reopen until Monday morning. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Last edited by Professor So And So on Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:42 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:10 pm |
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Too bad we don't work on weekends. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:22 pm |
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Awesome, I love the song and the long pause before "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:39 pm |
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A variation on a Tom Jones classic just came to mind...
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What's new Adamu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's new Adamu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:15 pm |
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JJ - Fantastic I love it too and also want it as a ringtone.
This bait just keeps getting better and I cant wait to see what unfolds with the visitors - hope miracle arrives in his lovely suit and sandals |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Life in Chad is never boring:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7486081.stm
So the Chadian troops are prepared to handle the situation, once the spiritual leaders of TWAT will start preaching ... |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:40 pm |
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^^^^ You need at least 3 months there to truly appreciate all it has to offer |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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MostlyHarmless
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 114
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Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:10 pm |
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It looks like Adamu has been moonlighting! He seems to be writing product descriptions for Amazon, ironically for swimming pool accesories.
http://www.amazon.com/Intex-Filtration-Saltwater-Generator-Chlorinator/dp/B0013G9R2M/ref=pd_sbs_t_7
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No More Hash Chemicals Needed! This pump uses common table salt to produce chlorine |
Nice to see he is keeping busy |
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"so i will make sure you are nail in the street, every body most see your dead soul in the street" W1ll1am B1lly, hitman and poet.
"my cook also very egarly crying for ur p*ssy dear, i will beat u darling" K3nn3th 4ny4ogu
"fulk your mom" M4ri4m J0hnston |
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john_johnson
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: St. Johnjohn
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:25 pm |
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HappyHoudini
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 18
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:26 pm |
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Donato wrote: |
*The Abeche version of Adam and the Ants. |
To the tune of "Prince Charming"
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Read your emails, cos you can't afford it
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Sleep indoors, cos Hamza won't allow it
Adamu
Adamu
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Dont you ever, dont you ever
Leave Abeche, cos you're trapped forever
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Get sick and tired of the poverty and tedium
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Talk to Mama: What's arabic for "medium" ?
Adamu
Adamu
Amputation is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, dont you ever
Leave Abeche before you make some crutches.
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Blame Ben Dover for this whole hiatus
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Wish you could claim refugee status
Adamu
Adamu
Hamdan's gun is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Leave Abeche, your prison now forever
(etc... etc... ) |
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MostlyHarmless
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 114
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:35 pm |
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@JJ Awesome work, very cool mix. I think I'll play it tonight when I'm floating in my pool. |
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"so i will make sure you are nail in the street, every body most see your dead soul in the street" W1ll1am B1lly, hitman and poet.
"my cook also very egarly crying for ur p*ssy dear, i will beat u darling" K3nn3th 4ny4ogu
"fulk your mom" M4ri4m J0hnston |
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DTGR
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 68
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:02 am |
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That's what I was going to do but you...did a MUCH better version. I wasn't planning on putting that much into it. That is freaking awesome. I love the "NNOOO!!! NNOOO!!!" at the begininng.
-DTGR |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:08 am |
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that's a blooooooody hilarious
i'm glued to this thread now
god bless u all |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Posted:
Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:03 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA *breeeeatthheee* HAHAHAHAHAHA
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You're sleeeeeeeepingggg...in the rAIN?! |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 am |
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rain? he's so lucky! isnt much of Chad a desert? |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 am |
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@ JJ - Totally hilarious, man! Thanks for doing that. I just laughed til my sides hurt! |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Dr. Ivor Bollockov
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2003
Posts: 461
Location: Brighton U.K.
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:55 am |
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Nice one JJ, that is now my new ringtone! |
_________________ Please Sir, what is wrong with you, are you a giraff?
USEMA PANTE
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please it is clear that the system does not understand me so try and call me.
I am waiting for your call or i will conclude that you are not competent.
JOHNSON NYERERE - from Johannesburg to Durban and back ending with
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x9 x18 x lost count!
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gonads
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 4
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Posted:
Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:04 am |
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JJ fantastic work, brilliant bait guys keep up the good work |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:29 am |
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JJ (or DTGR) any chance you could turn your wizardry on to 'Road to Nowhere' by Talking Heads?'
Just seems to be so appropriate for Stinky, or better still, the new lads, as that is what they have just got on to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXsuAey-NE
^that's a link to the song.
edit to add, if someone could adjust the video as well? way beyond my technical abilities.
edit 2 to add: These new lad's haven't got nicknames yet, whilst the brother might be 'Heavy' (he ain't heavy, he's my brother) how about the other one? it seems only fair, all the other characters have got nifty names, why are these two being left out? |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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HappyHoudini
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 18
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:05 am |
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The JJ tracks are superb.
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You're sleeeeeeeepingggg...in the rAIN?! |
That was particularly excellent. |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Posted:
Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:20 am |
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Outstanding mix JJ, plenty of Nnooooo & one of my favourite quotes from the Prof |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:28 am |
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^^ Which one? |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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