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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do?

Send all the pics, to everyone.
74%
 74%  [ 80 ]
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else.
19%
 19%  [ 21 ]
Other (please post)
2%
 2%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 108


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Ginger Head
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Paul Simon one needs slightly new words.

It starts Nooo-ooo! Nooo-ooo! ....

Jessica Simpson

"These Mugus are made for waiting, and wait is what they'll do. One of these days these mugus'll wait out-side for you"

Them mugu's made for suffrin, and suffrin's all they know, One of these days the mugu'll wail a long long noooooooo!"


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread. Especially I'm looking forward to pics of the meetup with Team Stinky in Abeche.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^
thats what i was thinking, they apparently have a camera available. Adamu's pics looked like he went into the attic for them.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love his answer for question 5 on the OTNMA:


5. Do you believe that women should be allowed to enjoy being in the TWAT?



Answer: Yes, for harmonious swinging and fulfilment of the vision and creation of TWAT.





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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The answers on that form just screamed baiter to me. I couldn't believe that came from a lad.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have just found this website, and lotta said it's probably not fake.

http://warisboring.com/?p=1197


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Edit: I'm stupid this is already spoken of (off handed) here.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@jojo: yep, me too. Adamu was very eager, but you could believe he was a rare gem. now 3 mos later heres another one? seems to good to be true.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

THIS isn't already posted though.

Same guy, different article.

http://warisboring.com/?p=1216
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think these new developments are going to change a lot of the dynamics of this epic safari.
Firstly - do you plan to call Stinky and let him know that help is on the way?
What about Dover - should Stinky be made aware that Dover has left the area because it was just too uncomfortable for him?

I'm trying to imagine the hope welling up inside Stinky when he first lays eyes on his new found "Brothers in Stink".
Then - the realization will have to come over him that they have all been had.
That will have to be the final burn for this bait but then - what do they do??

First off Stinky and his new friends will have to put aside any differences that they may have.
From Stinky's point of view the "Miracle on Hospital Road" will bring new hope but they will also put increased pressure on the available food supplies.
The Hand will wonder why in the hell Stinky had more of his penniless friends come to join him in that hellhole and he will get choked that he now has two more T*W*A*T*S to constantly worry about. That could cause him to cut back a little on his being such a caring and generous individual.
From the "Miracle Lads" point of view they will realize that they too have been had and that in only 100 or so short days they will look and smell like Stinky & the Gimp.
But.........he will need Stinky's expertise and local knowledge on how to beg for rancid table scraps, where the best place is to sleep in the open air market and perhaps even to share their thin meager blankets.

The longer I look at this the more complex it becomes....... Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ezilja.fallut wrote:

Same guy, different article.

http://warisboring.com/?p=1216


The extended article he links to is very interesting:

Article in Washington Times about recent events in Abeche
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
the army perhaps spent Friday night attacking itself.

I'm waiting for the headline
Quote:
Lad army from nigeria takes over abeche
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like to submit this for Adamu's new theme song:



http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvU9Ex3PPDs


Artist: Clarence "Frogman" Henry
Song: Ain't Got No Home


I ain't got no home
No place to roam
I ain't got a home
No place to roam
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

I ain't got no sister
I ain't got a brother
I ain't got a father
Not even a mother
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Well, I got a voice
And I love to sing
I can sing like a bird
And I can sing like a frog
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a son
I ain't got no kin
I ain't got no one
I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Madam, take me in
Let me be your friend
Won't you take me in
Let me be your friend
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bohigal wrote:
I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread.


NSFW!! NSFW!!!111!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a spare hour earlier so knoced up abit of a track using some of the vocal from this bait.


<a href='http://media.putfile.com/Not-In-Lagos-Anymore'>Click here to play 'Not-In-Lagos-Anymore'</a>



PS. excellent twist, I'm hooked again.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ezilja.fallut wrote:
Quote:
the army perhaps spent Friday night attacking itself.

I'm waiting for the headline
Quote:
Lad army from nigeria takes over abeche




Quote:
Col. Fleuret said there were two popular explanations for the gunfire. It was either celebratory "happy shooting" or a massive friendly-fire incident.


Does it get any better then this.... I mean seriously.....just how f'd up is it over there!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

john_johnson wrote:
I had a spare hour earlier so knoced up abit of a track using some of the vocal from this bait.


Hahahahahah! That's what I want to see! I'd love to see more. With more "NOOOOOO"s as the hook. That was awesome!

Good to see you back.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nailgunner wrote:
bohigal wrote:
I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread.


NSFW!! NSFW!!!111!


Very true Nailgunner (just a little late)....this post needs a 'keyboard alert' or something...I cleaned up the coffee off the monitor & keyboard once I stopped laughing. Too funny.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Outstanding track JJ, could this be the theme music for the movie version of this safari? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ JJ - That was SO funny. I love what you did, but more would be excellent. Going to listen again right now. Glad you're following the bait again.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got a voicemail from Andrew. He said they're trying to find someplace to send us an e-mail right now. They just got to Nigeria. He called from a =234 number. I'm about to call him back in maybe 15 minutes. At this point, it looks like all systems are go.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love that track. I would love to make it a ringtone.

Maybe you could get some more Adamu vocals and make a full length song out of it. I can see it now "Streded" with guest star Adamu on the Top 40 5 weeks in a row. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JJ-

How did you download the files from putfile?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm in my studio right now, It is just how I route my mixing desk, I can record what is playing. I'll have to work on some more shit, I've got tonnes of funny little one liners from Adamu & 'The Hand'

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm looking forward to it.

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