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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:01 pm |
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I'd just like to give my thanks to YW, Jojo and Prof... not unimaginable bastard pig, or travel agent or, well fat bloke in underpants... but EDUCATORS!
I learned a little of this region of Africa during Kuku's excellent adventures, but now I feel like I'm gaining an intimate insight into the day to day life of this troubled region.. without ever leaving my chair.
Thank you... we are in your debt. I just wish geography/meteorology/social science/world politics had been this exciting at school |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:37 am |
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^^You cannot beat the tuition fee either! The cost of a Premium Membership is as low as per unit fees were in the 70s! |
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Subma Shingun
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 70
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:56 am |
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What makes me giggle uncontrollably sometimes is the fact that at this stage they would start picking up some of the lingo. 2 months ago the last thing they ever thought about was learning arabic. In a way its been a sort of educational trip for them/ a gap year if you will
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:29 pm |
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sheila_blyge wrote: |
Thank you... we are in your debt. I just wish geography/meteorology/social science/world politics had been this exciting at school |
Harvard just contacted us and told us that they want to give us honourary doctorates for our dedication to geography and sociology.
I'm afraid to say that this bait is getting pretty stale. We need to spice it up a bit. YW will probably send ND another email today. Prof, once he gets less busy, can hopefully make some calls.
This bait has to get some life back into it soon. Nevertheless, we have made two permanent Chadian residents of these TWATs. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:38 pm |
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Well here is some spice to the bait:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7457117.stm
Biltine is less than 100km North of Abéché, and Am Dam just about the same distance to the South. Obviously the only road from Biltine to N'Djamena is via Abéché. So before long they will sure turn up at the only internet café on Hospital Road. They sure wouldn't want to continue to N'Djamena without sending president Debry a mail, announcing their arrival. This is basic courtesy among rebels.
Apart from that, there seem to be some serious competitors for the TWAT church down in Chad. http://chad.absolutnet.de/ |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:12 pm |
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One of my sources gave me a detailed map that shows the defenses of Abeche (black) and the attack plans of the rebels (blue). Send it to the mugus and tell them to sell it to the first armed group they meet. It will be much appreciated and result in a financial gratification enough to reach the Motherland.
СМЕРть Шпионам! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:26 pm |
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Okay, we are going to try to take this bait in a new direction. It's going to go mostly to phones.
Prof will be contacting ND as the UN guy.
Phystme will be contacting Adamu to tell him that his mother has died.
It really looks like from here out this is going to be 95% phone. Stay tuned and hopefully we can get some good laugh still. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:43 pm |
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Fantastic, looking forward to that
Reckon you guys have used just about every weapon a baiter can use on this one... to maxium effect |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:47 pm |
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Tuco wrote: |
^^^^^ A "streded" oga would be fantastic. He might then call on all of his bois to come to the rescue. |
I can see the news headlines now. "Breaking news - Nigeria invades Chad" ... oh wait, it's just a bunch of lads on Safari |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:07 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Phystme will be contacting Adamu to tell him that his mother has died.
It really looks like from here out this is going to be 95% phone. Stay tuned and hopefully we can get some good laugh still. |
Maybe we'll hear some live gunfire and frantic yelling. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:13 pm |
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Death to spies, indeed. Shouldn't there be a few more armaments factories, and not quite as many elephants? |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:00 am |
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I just commented on the Tina and joe safari. Where as joe is like a safari machine still willing to spend a LOT of money on them, stink and the leg are....MIA at best.
Maybe they started up something like a west africa M.A.S.H. show. Stinky can be hawkeye, The leg is obviously his buddy. The HAND is the uptight major that has to live with them and their CRAZY antics. Dover is Klinger. Phystme is the random apperance General. Emeka is Radar. and ND is the female major that the two bois love but hate at the same time.
Edit: just read the title you get when you have 100 posts. haha wrong..... |
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:25 am |
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I used to race offroad motorcycles. I've been in 114+ heat in the desert and in humid conditions. The humidity is miserable but the dry desert heat kills you faster. The sweat dries so fast you don't realize you are dangerously dehydrated until it's almost too late. I've seen people walking around like normal one second and then drop like a sack or potatoes.
I once spent a week at a track in Oklahoma camped in a tent in 100+ heat. It was miserable and the mosquitoes were thick enough to swim through. I can imagine just how Stinky and Leg are feeling right now. Oh and in OK we had electricity and a fan in the tent. |
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panzer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 11
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7458442.stm
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Hours after he spoke the rebels said they had captured a fourth town, Am Zoer, 70km (40 miles) from Abeche.
On Monday, the UN refugee agency said Abeche, its main operating base in the east, had been sealed off by the army. |
Eek! |
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Tricia
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 183
Location: Milliways
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:09 pm |
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Wow. It looks like things are heating up there.
Key bits from Reuters that might be of interest to us:
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Security sources in Abeche, who asked not to be identified, said rebel fighters had been sighted in Biltine.
The rebels have said their aim is to push westwards towards N'Djamena. Deby has ruled Chad since seizing power in 1990.
"We don't keep the towns (we take), we are harassing," Al Gadaye [spokesman for the Chadian rebel National Alliance] told Reuters, explaining the hit-and-run rebel strategy. |
Full story here: http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSL1621709420080616 |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:15 pm |
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Can't you just imagine the 3 legged team running from machine gun fire? The leg trips and is shot down, the leg begs him for help but Adamu keeps running... |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:11 pm |
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^^
Leg "I need help!"
Stinky "How much?"
Leg "I need support"
Stinky "No no no, how much are you going to pay me for help?" |
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The False Italian
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:30 pm |
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Ha! It seems that my informant was right. The captured Am Zoer is the settlement in the NE of Abeche right behind the rebel artillery positions. Now I wonder which of his other predictions will become true. Camels from the north or Toyotas from the south?
Too bad that I have already put my scanner into storage or I could have assembled a beautiful collage of pictures from ye very olde army manual that depict how somebody with a (leg) injury can be dragged from a battlefield. Keeping the head down is everything. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:01 pm |
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Do they have illustration of how to drag someone with a leg injury into a battlefeild? Just seems a little more appropriate... |
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:04 pm |
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It stinks that they are being housed by someone -- it almost seems to violate the innocent 3rd party rule. Impersonating UN officials while talking to these people on the phone seems to be baiting them right along with the scammers -- if we don't wind up getting ND to go to Abeche, it might be good to tell Stinky and Leg's host that they're wanted criminals, and that they shouldn't keep them around any longer if they're not going to be slave laborers. |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:38 pm |
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Whilst it is comforting to know that these boys have landed in a rather large pile of poop, I must admit to being a tad disappointed that the opportunity to burn has potentially been taken away.
And if there was ever justification for burning a lad, it would be this safari!
Well done to all involved - but my fingers are crossed that this may not be over yet...... |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:49 pm |
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has anyone considered maybe sending them some small ammount of money so we can get them back online and talking to us?
I mean this bait is definatly worth a think, although it is against the rules and such, I think this safari is WAY TO good, and i think its way to early to stop....
by sending them 20$ they cud get back on the PC, and we cud bring even more tears to their faces...
Just a thought, probably not a good one, but I think this is one bait that would be worth roping on a bit |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:59 pm |
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mazda wrote: |
Just a thought, probably not a good one |
You'd better brace yourself mazda........ |
_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
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"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:10 pm |
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Honestly, think about it..
If you send him 10$, what can that buy him? NOTHING except maybe some food and some computer time, but what do you think hes going to spend it on?
1) BUYING FOOD TO EAT FOR A COUPLE DAYS
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2) CAFE TIME to finish the scam and get even more money..
By spending 10$ on him, you might even be able to get him farther into Chad, and deeper into rebel territory, which would make him even more screwed and EVEN MORE at risk...
That's all I'm thinking is, right now, he's in a safer part of Chad, i'm sure hes still alive and somewhat eating (although they probably say different)...
Duno, it just seems like if we could find a way to get them back onto the computer, it would be possible to make them get in even deeper shit then they are already in...
The 10-20$ idea is the only way I can see them being able to get back onto the computer... unless anyone else has any better ideas??
Also, how are you going to communicate with them via phone, hasn't anyone already wondered how they are keeping their phones charged? If they are truely living outside, how would they be able to charge their phones and stop it from running out of battery... My phone (E51 Nokia) lasts like 4 days at max, these guys have been using it for like over a month now right?
I think we need to figure out what is going on, because its either:
1) out of money
2) dead by rebels
3) in hiding from 'the hand' and such
Either way, #2 is unlikely but possible...
#1 and #3 can be avoided, with a little creative thinking...
PS: Isn't 10$ worth the burn from these guys???? I would personaly pay 10$ MYSELF just to see what these guys say when they find out they wur had, and there is no money, and infact NOONE IS in chad, and they are screwed.
I WOULD LOVE to read that...
Anyways, enough ranting on... you guys do what you do, only my 3rd party advice looking in on the situation. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:11 pm |
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@ Mazda. What? We don't want to start sending a lad money! That could make his life more bearable!
In general. Shame about the trouble with the rebels. But if people are going to suffer that, I'm glad the two best possible extra people are there to be with them. Maybe one of them will take a bullet instead of someone harmless
One good thing about the rebels is that they give Dover the perfect excuse to move somewhere different and stay there |
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