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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:25 pm

^^^^^

If Prof does them, then we can get them recorded. I only call via a phone card, so I have no way of doing it.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:29 pm

Adamu must have spent over a month emailing CZ & ND complaining to them about his plight in Chad now all of a sudden everything is sounding rosey (did you mention that he had to change his email address because of a hacker?)... I'd be a tad suspicious of a set-up too.

I think a mention about the turn of fortunes from fake Okey in an email to the others would make a small step to alleviate their concerns about a set-up. From what I've read on here so far I've got no reason to doubt any of your baiting skills because this whole story has been genius, just throwing in my 2 cents.

Also, I think it would be hilarious if Hamdan were to run into Dover while he is on his final push into abeche... like literally "the town is on the horizon, I'll be there in about 4 hours" and Hamdan holds him hostage unless Stinky hands over the WU money (1000 a day because of Chadian Law of course)

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

I imagine it's all very risky; it could go wrong with something as simple as the relief effort e-mailing the correct address for the lad, getting a reply, and finding out that it's actually still the right address

But in the meantime it's not going wrong and no bait posted here has ever been so grippingly fantastic!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:50 pm

P T Barnum wrote:

Would it be possible to get any audio recording on future phone calls??.The Prof handles them very well!.Would be icing on the cake!. Twisted Evil

Prof is an awesome phone man and hopefully he will get his audio fixed soonish. I normally use Skype and record, but for this one I am using a cell phone and can't record. I would love to get ND recorded but oh well you go with what you have.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:51 pm

A HUGE thanks to BW for doing this. ND wanted a phone call. So, what does he get, a phone call. This will be going out to ND shortly. Basically, we will just call and play this audio bit. Very nice job BW.

Click here to watch Phone-call-from-Adamu-to-ND

EDIT: BW actually spliced Adamu's voice from old phone calls. This is so perfect.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:51 pm

I mixed a phone conversation from Adamu (courtesy of calls Prof JJ made) with some static so Adamu can call NZ Very Happy

Enjoy!

http://members.419eater.com/~big_worm/AdamuMix.mp3

EDIT: Sorry Jojo...you beat me to the punch! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:52 pm

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:53 pm

Awesome job BW! clapping

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Absolutely brilliant BW.
ND gets to hear Adamus voice as he asked - so hope that means he will travel to meet him.
He only need take a small amount of money - Adamu has a bloody great case full just waiting to be taken home Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:57 pm

Absolutely brilliant. Thanks, BW!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:58 pm

That is fantastic, worthy of the Shiver himself!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, sure they were complaining about the conditions, but that was before they got the $350k. Now they've got a beautiful house right on the golf course, with lovely scenary and money to burn. Why wouldn't they suddenly love it there?

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

Fatastic Job BW bow_down

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:12 pm

Guys, please read this: http://www.voyage.gc.ca/dest/report-en.asp?country=53000#9

This is about as helpful as it gets.

EDIT: Here are some of MY favourite quotes. Surely you all will have some of your own.

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Foreign Affairs and International Trade Canada advises against non-essential travel to Chad

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Outside N’Djamena, telecommunication systems are very unreliable

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incidents of road banditry and car-jacking involving violence are frequent

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Civil unrest and violent incidents can occur throughout the country at all times, including in N’Djamena.

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advises against all travel to the border areas with Sudan and the Central African Republic, where rebel groups are active and create an extremely insecure situation

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You should exercise extreme caution in and around the city of Abeche, where violent incidents have been reported

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Do not show signs of affluence

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Standards of medical care may differ from those in Canada.

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The majority of the population is Muslim. Common sense and discretion should be exercised in dress and behaviour. Respect religious and social traditions to avoid offending local sensitivities.

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Road conditions are poor and dangerous

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Emergency services do not exist

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The rainy season in the south lasts from May to October; the rains in central Chad occur from June to September

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:15 pm

Wonderful job!!! bow_down

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

blah respect local traditions blah sensitivities blah blah

So basically what you are saying is that the relief crew should bring lots of animal porn mags, and try and bribe the border guards with them?

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:17 pm

^^ Well, and a large empty suitcase. You know, for all the cash. Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:25 pm

Adamu definitely needs some weed. ND should bring him some.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:36 pm

Dayam, with the bad roads and rainy season coming any more lad trips to Chad now could be one-way. It's like a lad roach-motel.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:41 pm

Good lord, what a hell hole you've got them into, short of actual Sudan it's the arse hole of the world.

I was seriously thinking this bait had got as good as it was going to, and then ... it gets better! or worse, depending on your perspective, and whether or not you're stuck in Chad with no money and friends about to turn up with no money and very cross with you.

Do the originators of this unctious fiddlement think they will ever get home? How will they pay the driver? hustle with pussy? Sure that'll impress the locals.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:49 pm

^^^
Speaking of "hussle with pussy", am I the only one underwhelmed at Adamu's reaction to finding out that his mom is a whore now? I would have thought that he would have blown a gasket. Instead, he politely thanks his friend for helping out his mother's financial situation. And that's it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Great phone call BW!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:54 pm

YW, I really think he's delirious to the point of not even knowing how to read a forward.

Bats in the belfry.

He didn't even wonder how the church got Hamza's number when jojo called last. What a maroon. Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:59 pm

YW - He would not be too upset if this is his mother's normal occupation!

Bruin

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:11 pm

^^^ I was going to say what Bruin said!!! How funny would it be if his mother does that for a living anyway!?!! Laughing

That would be the best bit of normal news they'd had in a long time!!! LOL!

Gawd, what are we all going to do when this does end? Crying or Very sad

That audio is so funny... it will work perfectly! Twisted Evil

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