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Master Baiter Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 107

This is pure gold! Shocked

(How about Eddie Murphy for Oke's mum, btw? Twisted Evil

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 40

Can't you see Chris Rock cursing up a storm in the desert!!!

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

You are pure evil sick bastards, and now you have hit rock bottom.

Now's the time to start drilling Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 51

I think if ND turned out to be the guy who kills Stinky's mother, and then somehow ND turns up in Abeche, the results would be epic.

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:10 pm

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ND is still alive and very much part of this bait. He sent this to who he thinks is Adamu (which is really us).

Quote:

IAM NOT SATISFIED WITH THE WHOLE SITUATION.
DEAR BROTHER OKEY WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON OVER THERE KINDLY TELL ME SO THAT I WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO??????
HOW CAN YOU AND BROTHER MUST HAVE COLLECTED UPTO USD$350 ,000 AND YOU ARE STILL WAITING IN THAT TOWN.????

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:26 pm

Sounds like a perfect setup for Adamu-BeanSoEver to point out that $350000 cash is quite heavy. How does he expect 2 TWATs on 3 legs to carry that safely without help, no matter how they travel? Hence ND needs to get his ass to Abeche double quick!

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:36 pm

Well, I've been offline since yesterday afternoon and I walk in the door to all of this great news! Man, what a relief!! I'm so glad that we've begun setting the stage for mom's untimely demise. I've really been looking forward to this piece of psychological torture.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:19 am

A second, more detailed email to Smelly from ND....

Quote:

DEAR BROTHER OKEY,

I JUST CAME BACK FROM GHANA TODAY AND RECEIVED YOUR LAST EMAIL , YOU ARE MY BIG BROTHER IAM LIKE DOUBTING IF ALL IS WELL OVER THERE PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF GOD AND HUMANITY TELL ME THE TRUTH ON WHAT IS HAPPENING IN CHAD????????/

HOW CAN YOU AND BROTHER MAKE SO MUCH MONEY AND STILL BE IN CHAD??????USD$360,000???????

I AM PRAYING DAY IN AND DAY OUT FOR THAT TO BE A REALITY FOR YOU AND BROTHER BUT I SENSE THAT ALL IS NOT WELL OVER THERE.

HOW CAN YOU BE WITH SO MUCH MONEY WITHOUT A PRIVATE PHONE THAT I CAN CALL , BROTHER OPEN UP TO ME .STAYING ADDITIONAL FOUR WEEKS THERE GIVES ME SLEEPLESS NIGHT HERE BECAUSE GRANDMOTHER AND THE SITUATION OF THINGS IN UMUDURU INCLUDING ALIKAMAN THEM FAMILY.

I MADE SMALL MONEY FROM MY TRIP TO GHANA AND THE MONEY ARE STILL INTACT WITH ME JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH WITH THE FULL DETAILS ON WHAT IS HOLDING YOU AND BROTHER UP TO THIS MOMENT AFTER TELLING ME TWO WEEKS.

WHAT HAPPENS TO HAMSA YOUR FIRST MAN OR HAVE YOU GONE TO LONDON FROM THERE WITHOUT TELLING ANY ONE????????

WHY CAN'T YOU COME HOME FIRST OR BROTHER AND LET ONE PERSON STAY BEHIND AND CONTINUE?????????

EVERY BODY HERE IS WORRIED PLEASE TELL ME THE TRUTH SO THAT WE CAN GET A SOLUTION QUICKLY.

ND

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Classic!

Oh the possibilities... Stinkiboi is actually in London with the $$$. These lads bait themselves!

Truly the best bait ever, and them some!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:28 am

Quote:

SLEEPLESS NIGHT HERE BECAUSE GRANDMOTHER

Could this be another thumbscrew of delay/excuse that gets added to the collection?

Run over by a bus returning from church because she couldn't drop anything on the plate? Broke her leg trying to catch a chicken for her last meal because she couldn't afford to buy one at the market? Kidnapped by a flock of rampaging crows? Anything is possible...

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:31 am

Maybe one of the Johns that stopped by to get his freak on with mama was not happy with the price that he had to pay and popped both mama and granny then dumped the bodies in the river.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:40 am

^^ Probably someone from the Alikaman family over there in Umuduru. Everyone knows how ruthless they can be.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:06 am

57 pages in one hit was a few coffees. But woth it, guys you are outstanding, thanks for the laugh, good luck for the coming week.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Of course they're still there. With the money they've got they've bought a house on the golf course and spend their days out on the links.

Silly goose.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:13 am

Professor So And So wrote:

^^ Probably someone from the Alikaman family over there in Umuduru. Everyone knows how ruthless they can be.

G0mer boyz Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:02 am

We do not want ND to worry about a thing. So Adamu (us) sent him this in repsonse to his worried email.

Quote:

DEAR ND,
WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO WORRY. I AM HAPPY THAT YOU CONCERND FOR US. WE ARE NOT IN PROBLEM HERE IN CHAD. THIS SOUND STRANGE TO YOU AND EVERYONE BACK HOME I KNOW, WE ARE STAY TO HELP WITH THE HUMANITRIAN SITUATION HERE OKAY. WE HAVE FRIENDS THAT ASK FOR HELP SO WE AGREE TO GIVE HELP. WE ARE NOT IN ABECHE ANYMORE .WE ARE NOW IN TOWN OURE CASSONI WITH A CHURCH GROUP. THERE MANY PEOPLE HERE THAT NEED HELP AND NOT MANY POEPLE TO HELP. DO NOT BE MAD WITH US. WELL IT REMAIN THAT MY FRIEND IS DELIEVER THE MONEY TO YOU IN NDJAMENA. ABEG YOU TO COLLECT IT FROM HIM AND BRING HOME. WE CAN SHARE BUT I WANT YOU TO GIVE SOME OF THE MONEY TO JONATHAN AND SOME TO MAMA. BROTHER AND ME WIL BE BACK WHEN WE FINISH .MY FRIEND HAS PHONE TO CALL. I HAVE MY PHONE BUT WHERE WE ARE CAN NOT CONNECT DUE TO DISTANCE. PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME.
OKEY

Smelly and the leg are humanitarians now. How can ND refuse to help now? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:01 am

Your are all sick. Not sharing the money. Maybe it is time to go help with a new church in Cameroon and have all the TWAT members meet for a
first TWAT convention.

They are beginning to have doubts.

Just my humble opinion

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:04 am

Quote:

They are beginning to have doubts.

I think we could all agree on that. Luckily, we just got a bunch of new names from the ND e-mails he sent us, so that will certainly strengthen the perception of reality that we are in fact ND and CZ when we e-mail Adamu and start name dropping. I think that will keep the boys good and depressed in Abeche, but moving ND will be a challenge. He's actually got half a brain, it seems.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:14 am

Whoops! Dover gets lost! Guess he should have stopped complaining about the heat. Smile

Quote:

Brother,

I need your help! When I woke up, the entire caravan I was traveling with was gone from the camp! They took the TWAT-nav system from my camel as well, so right now I have NO idea where I am. Our guides told me that we were one day's travel away from our destination, but I don't know what direction to move in. This is incredibly terrifying, so I need you to help me. Can you PLEASE get me directions to Abeche???? PLEASE! I am very scared right now and I don't know what to do. Please brother, do what you can for me. You know how hard I have worked to make everything go easily for you and your brother, so please just do a little leg work for me and get the directions. Please return the favor.

I knew there was some tension forming within the group because every time I talked about how hot it was, one of them would yell at me, and then they would start talking in Arabic. It IS hot, and I am tired.

Please reply immediately with the directions. I don't know this language here.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 28

Guys i think i know what might be happening and why his brothers arent keen to go to Chad.

Stinky must have been emailing them about the Hand and his grip on them before you took control of his box and then all of a sudden he is rich with $350K?

Maybe they are thinking that they are being led into a trap and that Stinky is under duress so the Hand can get paid? He would have been complaining for weeks about his health and all of a sudden he is ok and doing humanitarian work? My bet is if they are going to go Chad they will not be going in empty handed they know something is up or in true lad fashion they will wimp out or try to call the bluff.

The next lot of responses will be VERY interesting because the rat has been smelt.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:20 am

^^ We don't have control of "his box". We created new accounts for everyone and have been effectively impersonating every one of them through those accounts. Maybe I'm reading you wrong, but in no way do we (or this site for that matter) condone any sort of hacking.

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:22 am

Source: USAID website

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Travel blog entry: The Thirst (Oct 24, 2006)

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As a medical professional, one would think I would instinctively cringe at the communal plastic jug I shared from, moments ago - a long, thin ten gallon container that looked as if it likely spent its first life as a gas canister for the Camp's six recovery vehicles.

And then I drank.

In this sort of environment, your world changes. Your views change. Your mind opens. I know, like everyone here, that not to drink would kill me ten times faster than a potentially diseased future. And so, I forget about disease. I forget about contamination. I forget about everything but that thirst, that desert heat - that powerful urge to stay alive.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 28

Professor So And So wrote:

^^ We don't have control of "his box". We created new accounts for everyone and have been effectively impersonating every one of them through those accounts. Maybe I'm reading you wrong, but in no way do we (or this site for that matter) condone any sort of hacking.

Sorry i forgot you told him (adamu) not to write to his old email again but to the new one.

But still dont you think that Adamu was telling them he was in the sh*t with the driver etc and all of a sudden everything is rosy?

I think they may feel they are being led into a trap for potential kidnapping/trouble from the driver to get his money. They are really worried and not just for Adamu it seems. Confused

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:51 am

He's (stinky) reading mail right now!!

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

His heart will be racing today Smile

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