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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:02 pm |
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This is great news JoJo Guess they completely out of cash. And Stinky's brother has moleria, it looks like. Great work |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:03 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
We have a good surprise coming up shortly. YW will post it. We feel that there is an end to this bait in site, so we want to go out with a bang. |
Well, I am not sure if that pun was intended or not, but either way please read the warning below.
WARNING
If you already think that we have gone too far with these lads, you will NOT want to read the following. Do yourself a favor, and do something else for a while.
OK. You have been warned so don't start complaining.
Since we totally control the communications with all of the lads, and especially with Smelly and his brother, we thought that it was time to add insult to injury. It would seem that in Adamu's absence, his mother has fallen on some hard times. CZ, one of Adamu's friends, receives an email from another lad (fake of course) and forwards it to Adamu. The email is about Adamu's mother.
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broda dis news wetin i don dey receive regards 2 okey monther u nor dey want to hear me relate bcos na wahala e surely cause between us. Well it remains ur like my own broda so i need 2 urgently make una sabi that three different guy they inform me na okey mother dey hussle with pussy now. Abeg nor be vex na truth i dey tell u sha. Pls no dulling u need to talk to her regards 2 dis hussle with pussy bcos them my guys don swear she tell am no money no pussy. Emeka already fuck this okey mother like 4 time now. i sabi well well this report it disturbs so abeg nor dey blame the messenger bcos u need to hear it from a friend bcos wey else u don dey believe? |
I would love to be to take credit for this masterpiece of lad-speak but I cannot. I asked Frodo for help with this. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:11 pm |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:11 pm |
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they were trying to get to Ndjamena |
Why in the hell would they be trying to go to Ndjamena. Thats like vacationing in the same place year after year. Do they think that the locals will be hosting a big homecoming party for them at the bus stop?
For crissake - they could get streded there. It's happened before!
And it's still one helluva long way from there to home. |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:16 pm |
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If Stinky now has a full nervous breakdown before the "burn" then "Leg the Lame" will have to take over, malaria and all.
You have brought these guys down!!! |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:22 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
I would love to be to take credit for this masterpiece of lad-speak but I cannot. I asked Frodo for help with this. |
I can't figure out a single word of this.
Could somebody translate?
And by the way, even if they figure out that TWAT is a hoax, I think at this point they would have a difficult time getting back to Nigeria. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:22 pm |
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I presume that is the logical stop before getting back to Nigeria.
I forgot to mention... when talking to him, he said he was "stredded". Yes, he said it exactly the same.
Brilliant work Frodo. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Dog Dine
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1683
Location: The Material World
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:31 pm |
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Jojo and Frodo, this is funny funny shit! You guys take the cake for twisting the knife in these mugus in creative ways.
@morbiczer, the fast translation: Adamu's mom is now gainfully employed as a prostitute. |
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"6 chickens already killed and overnight work by 3 different people is all that is needed to get u bedridden for 6 months." - Chopped check lad
"GOD WILL POLISH YOU." - W4TER WE4LTH, the lad who can't spell his own funny name |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:33 pm |
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That's a big bang alright !
@morbiczer : Seems Okey mama don gettin nw job wrkin da toto ..
Edit to add: .. Okey's mother has been playing the whore in Okey's absence. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help)
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Race
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 70
Location: On an adventure with Dr Quest..
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:36 pm |
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Perhaps she is hustling to help pay for her boys to return home?
I love the fact that Adamu is pissed at Dover, that is great stuff! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Oh dear god. Oh crap. His mind is circling the drain at this point.
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no money, no pussy |
if anything it'd be better if she'd (reportedly) died.
Perhaps not mention this if you do burn him, an added insult will be him going home (eventually) and berating his mother for "hustle with pussy" when she hasn't done anything. I imagine she'll give him a proper hiding. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:54 pm |
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Hahahahaha - I would love it if there was a webcam in the only cafe in Hospital Road - Imagine he is begging for money to pick up his email expecting good news about the payment and finds out instead his mum has turned to prostitution - his family are giving him no end of problems |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:59 pm |
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morbiczer wrote: |
I can't figure out a single word of this.
Could somebody translate? |
Basically, in short, it says this (correct me if I am wrong- my lad speak is not great):
I've got some news about Oky's (Adamu's) mother. You are close to me, so I tell you. Three guys told me that Okey's mom is a whore now. She is selling her body- no money, no pu$$y. Emeka (random name) already screwed Oky's mom. This is distrubing. Don't kill the messenger please. You need to hear it from me, a friend, because everyone else already knows. Can you believe this? |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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carpenter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2008
Posts: 40
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:01 pm |
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Honest to God. Why doesn't a movie producer see the GOLD in this?? Mind you, we do need to keep this quiet from the lads. All of you guys are genius. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:02 pm |
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Nailgunner wrote: |
if anything it'd be better if she'd (reportedly) died. |
She will die, while working. You know, an occupational hazard. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:20 pm |
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carpenter wrote: |
Honest to God. Why doesn't a movie producer see the GOLD in this?? Mind you, we do need to keep this quiet from the lads. All of you guys are genius. |
We ought to start voting for the actors. My vote would be:
Stinky Boi: Martin Lawrence
The Leg: Forest Whitaker
The Hand: Wesley Snipes |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
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carpenter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2008
Posts: 40
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:23 pm |
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We ought to start voting for the actors. My vote would be:
Stinky Boi: Martin Lawrence
The Leg: Forest Whitaker
The Hand: Wesley Snipes[/quote]
HAHA, we have to get Dave Chappelle in there somewhere! |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:23 pm |
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Any word from ND as to his getting in on this non inclusive holiday to an exotic locale? |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:29 pm |
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Yes, mom will eventually die at some point and her body will be discovered in a dumpster somewhere. Prof came up with the idea of killing off mom a couple of weeks ago but we've been sitting on the idea, just waiting for the right moment. Now that they don't even have money to check emails anymore, now seems like as good a time as any. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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tss1961
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 88
Location: Arkansas, USA
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:38 pm |
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We ought to start voting for the actors. My vote would be:
Stinky Boi: Martin Lawrence
The Leg: Forest Whitaker
The Hand: Wesley Snipes |
Why not, we already have a poster for the movie!
Rev Dover: Gene Simmons
Rev Phy5tme: Rev Jeromy Wright (Guest Appearance) |
_________________ -- "I have to tell you some thing you do not know,nigeria is a place where scam artist leave,for your own good never you in your life have any thing to do with any nigerians or esle you we be scamed."
-- "i checked the western union money transfer for more than 7hours and i got nothing and the time i spent had an effect on my eyes"
-- "So i have been trying my best running hecter secter looking for what to do. " |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:41 pm |
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You are, without a doubt, an unimaginable bastard pig. *grins! hugs!* |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:45 pm |
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I had guessed you guys would go have gone a more slow-and-believable route -- "mom got sick several weeks ago, and she's not getting better. The doctors found a large lump on her neck, but they don't have money to go to the doctor to see if it's cancerous. Can they please wire money home for her to go to the doctor? Her cough is getting worse (she's started coughing up blood), and she's not eating much anymore."
Just something to really turn the screws and make them have pressure to NEED to follow through on Dover and getting the money from him. We don't know the state of their real mom, and if she's already very old or sick, I have doubts as to how much the "mom is now a prostitute" line could be an effectively believable story.
But hey, this is safari baiting, and if these boys weren't already willing to believe the unbelievable, then they wouldn't have gone this far on safari, would they? You guys have been amazing with getting them to believe some crazy lines in the past, so if I have no reason to have doubted you before, I suppose I have every reason to trust that y'all know what you're doing now. I'm very curious to see how this story goes over, and how well it "takes". |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:51 pm |
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Yes, it is unbelievable. But, the thing is, at this point, who cares? What will they do, pack their stuff and leave? Maybe they quit emailing Dover. They only email ND. WELL, that's us. So, they are still emailing us. No biggie. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:53 pm |
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carpenter wrote: |
HAHA, we have to get Dave Chappelle in there somewhere! |
As "The Hand"?
http://butterknuckle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/_dave_chappelle_as_prince.jpg
Maybe so, but I still have to go with Wesley Snipes' direct approach to conflict resolution. I could just picture him beating the living snot out of Martin Lawrence. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona)
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Posted:
Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:55 pm |
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I would go with a more realistic situation with Stinky's mom. Maybe Aunty can turn to the oldest profession. This has to go out today |
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